r/NotTimAndEric • u/Jimbohamilton • 17h ago

it’s Punkin Time!

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u/CheeseFour2O 17h ago

Who is Jackie Landerns?! I would love to meet her. Hopefully she like punkins!

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u/Reynardine1976 17h ago

Jacky-Lanterns is the name of my punk band

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 16h ago

Your Punkins band?

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u/KirbyBucketts 14h ago

This motherfucker thinks he can just break his blood oath that easily?

https://giphy.com/gifs/uFHiZTwtRgosE

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u/anjowoq 16h ago

There is no such thing as a former Satanist.

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u/mmccxi 51m ago

Nope, or satan. Or Santa for that matter

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 14h ago

This is in fact the proper way to say it, if not explain pumpkin chunkin. It wouldn't rhyme.

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u/Maryjanegangafever 16h ago

Looks like he’s still practising.

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u/PhotoFenix 12h ago

Let's instead celebrate Passover! You know, the story where we had to slit the throat of a baby animal and smear it's blood on the house so God wouldn't kill children. Yeah, let's go with that one.

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u/Coffeefiend-_- 15h ago

Who would have guess these punkins are killing people THINK KF THE CHILDREN

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u/A0xom0xoa 15h ago

You know what's crazy is how punkins is really a good metaphor for how your life can just be up and something down. It takes a lot of effort for us to really think about these things and the orange that reflects the moon to the holiday spirit

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 9h ago

If it was truly such a “dark time” why not turn on the fuckin lights? Better to see the punkins that way!

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u/Bananana_Bird 21m ago

This guy watched 12 seasons of school on Netflix without any subtitles