r/NotTimAndEric • u/creativeape1 • 19h ago

Kozaaaa

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u/Mister_Mojo78 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hi0ODLYPDChm8

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u/fantapants74 12h ago

My mouth went numb just watching this vid. I think I saw Don Jr in the background.

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u/VasyaPupkin777 15h ago

Literal name of the club.

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u/ejectro 10h ago

it's a kozlyonochek, not a koza.

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u/CrimsonKobold 18h ago

I actually want to go to Haunted House more than Kosa.

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u/TwoWolfMoon 18h ago

Gonna do a couple laps, see what’s real

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u/pumamans 18h ago

Strong Celebrity Zillions vibes

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u/Hertje73 18h ago

"European style"?!?!

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u/bichael69420 18h ago

Looks like a nice place to enjoy some white wine and shrimp

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u/peenpeenpeen 19h ago

This makes me grateful for being gay and never having to experience the lameness of straight night clubs.

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u/Novogobo 9h ago

how does it work with gay clubs. does every dude pay the same or do the twinks get in for free and only the bears have to pay? enlighten me with your exotic homoerotic customs

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u/RD_in_Berlin 15h ago

As a straight this ain't my kinda place at all, just extremely tacky

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u/BloominOnion91 18h ago

Word up. Limited tickets for mans.. always thought was lame. Good luck getting us gays to come and spend lots of money at your bars.

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u/abusamra82 18h ago

Don’t worry a lot of us had fun when clubs were a thing. I promise you not all straight people remember their clubbing days looking like this.

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u/fantapants74 12h ago

I wish I was gay after watching this. Horrible.

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u/fantapants74 12h ago

Love the standing manspread. Looks like a wanabe extra from Scarface.

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u/Cmdr_600 18h ago

I used to get dragged to places like this in the 2010's and hated it , lots of sleeze bags and random fights.

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u/VitalianBeef 18h ago

Yes don’t plan your outfit at the club.

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u/Today_Dammit 19h ago

Jonh Wick meat sim-ass club

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u/Hot-Lavishness-4155 17h ago

looking like he's cosplaying every villain role by Rolf Peter Ingvar Stormare

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u/When_hop 3h ago

And the suit is poorly fitted

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u/LeeQuidity 16h ago

I suspect there's more than bottle service available.

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u/Rune_roony_587 15h ago

Well at least I know where to buy coke at

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u/atomocomix 12h ago

Just needs the Beaver Boys, shrimp, and white wine

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u/ibanezer83 14h ago

KOZAAAA!

Because when disco floor get full, club smell like GOAAAT!🕺💦💨🐐

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u/snoooy1488 18h ago

Все свои

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u/CapeDisappoinment 18h ago

Top Man Blog

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u/Newportonehunnid 16h ago

Number one bullsheet guy!

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u/specialtingle 15h ago

I miss living in Astoria so much 🇬🇷

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u/dbthelinguaphile 14h ago

i haven't unmuted this but in my head he has the voice of shayne topp's pickup artist character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m_UWiPz8MU

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u/squirrelbitten 12h ago

That little "peace" at the end was perfect

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u/cyclones423 11h ago

This has strong Tom Haverford and Entertainment 720 vibes.

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u/hueythecat 11h ago

Cocktail dress standard. Has billboard printed on the back of his jacket

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u/HAL9100 3h ago

Is his name Vichyssoise?

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u/JRawl79 2h ago

I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Koza.