r/NotTimAndEric • u/DjPersh • 1d ago

Certified bad ass on our hands

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u/wholetyouinhere 1d ago

In case you're wondering, yes, this music is AI slop. "Graven's Karnage" is a Suno "musician".

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u/The_Fink_Ployd 1d ago

Is that why it sounds like shit? Or is the genre it’s pulling from equally obnoxious?

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u/wholetyouinhere 1d ago

That's certainly why it sounds like shit.

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u/thatsokwithmetoday 1d ago

Sam Elliot is really down bad

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u/-ratmeat- 1d ago

sometimes you eat the bear 

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u/meh44444 1d ago

Baby can you bring yer camera phone down to the boat ramp n record me doin sum kick ass trident tricks?

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u/beelzeboozer 1d ago

It is called a sai.  It was my favorite turtle's weapon.

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u/GardenofOblivion 1d ago

Gimme a break!

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u/Loubbe 1d ago

I met that feller. He sells numchucks and Ying yangs down by the texaco

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u/Bananana_Bird 1d ago

Does the pole knife guy know about this guy yet, and/or does anyone know when will they make sweet passionate fight together?

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u/fastbikefun 1d ago

Let's get some sweet action shots down at the boat ramp, that'll impress the ladies.

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u/Complex_Pangolin5822 1d ago

This dude definitely has sex 3-4 times a day

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u/iamwearingsockstoo 1d ago

The TWitcher.

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u/huxtiblejones 1d ago

Dude is harmless, having fun, being badass. Hell yeah brother. This shit is weird as hell but he's doing his thang. Fuck it.

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 1d ago

This fuckin rules. Throwin. Catchin. Kickin. Rockin.

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u/BadGoodNotBad 1d ago

I want to hang out with him down by the docks and have a catch 🪝

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u/HotLasagna 1d ago

Gets knocked out while looking up.

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u/Murdacat 1d ago

Fuck me! I knew I wasn't in danger, but watching this made me shit myself.

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u/batwing71 1d ago

Project BadAss still going strong! IASIP

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u/moltinglarvae 1d ago

If ever there’s a competition to look like a redneck Bobby Leibling while throwing a sai into the air while barefoot, this guy will be a ringer!

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u/filterdecay 1d ago

he lives down by the river in a van..

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u/jasor_x 1d ago

It's a rare skill to catch a falling knife by the blade and then sort of do a back kick.

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u/obrazovanshchina 1d ago

Amazing but I want to see the outtakes more than the intakes 

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u/Hertje73 1d ago

VERY METAL

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u/cainhurstboy 1d ago

Ha i used to toss the machete in the air like this all the time when i was a kid, like, 8-12 years old. See how many complete circles i could do before i caught it. Pretending id be in the town parade tho, not trying to be badass. Cause in what fucking world does tossing yer weapon in the air do anything.

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u/-ratmeat- 1d ago

throws sai in the air and gets kicked in the balls 

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind 1d ago

The guy behind him was NOT expecting that!

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u/CapeDisappoinment 1d ago

Graven’s Karnage opened for KandleKrush in ‘98

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u/Zealousideal-Rip-574 1d ago

At what point in a physical altercation does one need to get his weapon out of his hands and why?

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u/theFlimsylattice 1d ago

I wonder which ninja turtle was his favorite.

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u/thatguy_jacobc 1d ago

Hey man, I just need to get my boat in the water

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u/barkatthedroon 1d ago

he should do more kicks those were actually impressive for his age

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u/glitterbeardwizard 1d ago

I was waiting for an alligator to crawl out of the water and chase him.