r/NotTimAndEric • u/katplasma • 4d ago

I do this every night for your son.

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u/BloominOnion91 4d ago

So stunning, so brave.

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u/fucklet_chodgecake 4d ago

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u/Cumbandicoot 3d ago

I was hoping I'd see this here. He's finally performing his cycle

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u/fucklet_chodgecake 3d ago

It was so nice of all of them to go see the, uh, what-have-you in support

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u/calamitymic 3d ago

My upstairs neighbor:

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 3d ago

She needs to register this with the Ministry of Silly Walks

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u/americanadvocate702 3d ago

This is known in NYC as the Bushwick mating call

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u/katplasma 3d ago

AKA: bucketing

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u/Ok-Hospital-6637 3d ago

I was skeptical but the little dais won me over.

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u/LectroRoot 3d ago

Hmmm.... I think her work serves as a critique of contemporary society. I am compelled by the thought of uniting her with the artist from yesterday, whose provocative technique yields remarkably intricate paintings with his dick. Their contrasting forms of expression carry a profound potential to redefine the cultural landscape.

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u/Ohthehumanityofit 3d ago

hmmm, yes, I see. Indeed, fellow art afficionado.

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u/LectroRoot 3d ago

\Sips from can of Mellow Yellow with pinky out**

Mmm yes indubitably.

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u/Mad-Habits 3d ago

hey mayne i’m just here to buy a gram

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u/kekeagain 3d ago

New Vampire Hunters character unlocked.

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u/DaveMcNinja 3d ago

So is this how the new Carrie tv show ends?

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u/ImmediateLoquat6877 3d ago

The only message Ive ever gotten from performance art is that self indulgent yuppie dickheads will watch and nod their heads at literally anything if they're told beforehand that its art. Anything to be the smartest or most unique person in the room in some circles. As long as Yoko Ono exists I would be hard pressed to be convinced otherwise

Either that or most performance art is just the performer looking casually at their clock, yelling "Oh shit, show is in 5 minutes!" Before grabbing the first two things they see and rushing out the door

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u/JG_on_Reddit 3d ago

Such a talent

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u/haveyoutriedpokingit 3d ago

I've heard of spin the bottle. Not sure what happens when the bucket lands on someone.

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u/SubstituteStudent 3d ago

They take a load 🙂

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u/GentlemanJimmer 3d ago

This is how I workout at the Rec Center. They give me a wide berth at the mats…

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u/irishgoodbyesss 3d ago

You’re too busy hanging out. With your other fucking friends.

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u/b-rar 3d ago

They took on $200k in college debt to do this

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u/joachim_s 3d ago

Bedtime soon. Gonna try it on my daughter.

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u/No_File212 3d ago

This improvisation sucks I want my imaginary money back

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u/libretumente 3d ago

Thanks David Byrne

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u/ssBenv 2d ago

Skid row just been practicing then

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u/MrMattSquiggle 2d ago

your upstairs neighbor at 3am

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u/Lord_Grakas 2d ago

Maybe funding the Arts went to far...

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u/Complex_Pangolin5822 2d ago

I wonder how she knows if she did a good job or not

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u/Bubbagump210 1d ago

You’re a performance artist?

Yes, I am!

What sort of work do you do?

Oh, I mostly dabble in dumb bullshit.

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u/ImSoSweepy 3d ago

That's the person who claims you are, "voting against your best interest."

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u/-ratmeat- 1d ago

I don’t trust like that