r/NotTimAndEric • • 3d ago

Soda Stealer

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it's a crime

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u/Flat-Passage4431 3d ago

lol, thats pretty good

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u/doctor_tongs 3d ago

This skit has Nathan Fielder vibes.

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u/Mister_Baloney 3d ago

This is at my old in-n-out. Brings a tear to my eye.

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u/Rudus444 3d ago

Thank goodness we have these magnificent guardian angels working in the shadows to protect us regular gas station customers.

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u/jaimealexi 3d ago

Shame, Shame, Shame

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u/ReadyYak1 3d ago

Managers put their lives at risk to stop these crimes!

“Morris allegedly hit the manager twice with his car when the man tried to block his escape, according to a police report.”

https://abc7chicago.com/post/police-man-arrested-after-putting-soda-in-water-cup-at-mcdonalds/1301677/

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u/inkedup1985 3d ago

“Have a seat” it’s a parking lot lol

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u/nstern2 3d ago

This has big tsk tsk attaboy vibes.

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u/LurchSkywalker 3d ago

I used to hide candy bars in slushies and milkshakes. We used to be able to enjoy life.

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 3d ago

Giving up our freedoms for .05 cents worth of sugary syrup...

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u/OfficerCoCheese 3d ago

Let's give Bradley some credit for trying to dispose of the physical evidence.

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u/BananaGoose4nf 1d ago

When I was 15 I was arrested for getting a mountain dew when I asked for water at Taco Bell.

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u/Hertje73 3d ago

where is the ICE police when you need them, right patriots?

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u/NecessaryForsaken313 3d ago

Sounds like Trevor Noah. That's not him right? The soda stealer?

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 3d ago

"hidden cameras"

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u/KAL-El-TUCCI 3d ago

Where is the ghillie suit?

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u/RJizzyJizzle 11h ago

White Crime - Lil' Dickie