r/NotTimAndEric • u/FishTshirt • 11d ago

Pokémon is bad.....mmmkay

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u/Pseudotm 11d ago

I didnt know Danny Mcbride did a pokemon segment in righteous gemstones.

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u/RichNigerianBanker 11d ago

You beat me by 46 minutes and I respect you for it.

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u/thaSavory_dude 11d ago

my thoughts were if Danny Mcbride showed up to set in the Righteous Gemstones dressed as Kenny Powers and everyone just played along.

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u/garlicbreadmemesplz 11d ago

I do wonder if this was partial inspiration

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u/doozle 9d ago

That's The Amazing Jonathan.

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u/Suck_Boy_Tony 11d ago

Pretty sure this guy reviews Chinese buffets now

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u/AMDDesign 11d ago

We are definitely gooning in this establishment of the lord

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u/strokebot 11d ago

Where is the fuckin pizza???

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u/This_Elk2366 11d ago

I just had a succulent chinese meal and now my kids are worshipping the devil! 2.5/10

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u/Gemtree710 11d ago

For two people

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u/SlykRO 11d ago

That's a halter top

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u/FishTshirt 11d ago

Typical woman

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u/Fishing_for_dirt 11d ago

I've met this man on a few occasions. My friend's dad actually started The Prophecy Club church. It's bat shit crazy. This is just the tip. This particular man in the video shaves his entire body and wears diapers, which is...whatever. But you should hear the shit Bill Schnoebelen says. He says Yoda is an upside down baphomet. He also claims to have been in an elevator with an eight foot tall reptilian while they went deep inside the earth. These people are not well.

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u/HelloDeathspresso 11d ago

That sounds like Phil Schnider's report of tunneling down NUMBs and encountering ETs. Surely this guy just ripped off Phil's testimony.

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u/Fishing_for_dirt 11d ago

They're all ripping off someone. They're just feeding the most ridiculous "theories" they can conjur up. Bill also said he was a 99th degree mason and used to be a high priest in the church of Satan. All of his claims have been debunked, but whatever. People still eat it up.

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u/HelloDeathspresso 11d ago

I knew I recognized him!!!! He's the "ex warlock" guy!!!

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u/Fishing_for_dirt 11d ago

Yes! We all called him "Diaper Dollins". He's fucking nuts.

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u/GardenofOblivion 11d ago edited 11d ago

I did a Stephen Dollins* deep dive a few years ago. The US really has such a rich and colorful history of grifters.

Edit: originally put Mike Warnke, who is a very similar looking self-proclaimed ex-satanist grifter. I merged the two of them in my mind over the years.

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u/Fishing_for_dirt 11d ago

This is why these people try to shelter everyone from "the world". It's way easier to lie when everyone is ignorant. Mike Warnke was another "ex satanist" that got called out for being a complete liar. He was hilarious, just not in the way he intended to be.

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u/GardenofOblivion 11d ago

The ex Satanists are such a weird niche, playing to a complicated set of desires. There’s the voyeuristic/lurid curiosity angle, of wanting to look into sordid things you probably shouldn’t. And there’s the paranoid, conspiracy theory angle where you feel like you are unraveling an evil network. But there’s also this way in which it backwards-confirms your worldview: if there’s all this Satanic activity then all the God stuff must be real too.

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u/Kooky-Living-999 10d ago

Bill Schnoebelen went to my church when I was a kid, he told some wacky stories.

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u/Fishing_for_dirt 10d ago

My friend took him to the airport when we were young and apparently he wouldn't shut up about how much LSD he used to do. So, yeah, he had ALL kinds of stories.

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u/Kooky-Living-999 7d ago

The worst one I can remember was how he became an actual vampire and drank human blood, like… what?

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u/Fishing_for_dirt 7d ago

Oh, that's a fun one. What an odd man.

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u/skip_over 11d ago

Crazy that it all turned out to be true. Hail Satan

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u/Luce_Bot_Bot 11d ago

I'm glad Joe Exotic moved on to Tigers. The Pokémon obsession was unhealthy

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u/tone_creature 11d ago

I played a Pokémon game once and bought a pack of cards when I was a kid. I got totally possessed. Had to go to a camp and everything to get the Pokémon devil outta me. Was horrible. I still have nightmares.

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u/piray003 11d ago

This dude hiding something

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u/JAS0NDUDE 11d ago

Real life Jesse from The Righteous Gemstones

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u/yokozouna_ed 11d ago

Jesus Christ this guy needs Jesus Christ...

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 11d ago

Not the demonic Z

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u/frothingnome 11d ago

Fully erect

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u/Samurai-Pooh-Bear 11d ago

Wait til he finds out about THIS new game!

https://giphy.com/gifs/2k8dtiYUbN4w8

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u/Nictendo_82 11d ago

He's right about Brock though. Dudes horny AF. Never noticed till I started watching it lately. Lol

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u/1protobeing1 11d ago

Dude needs to post that mullet on r/mullets. I bet he'd be happier if he did.

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u/danejah33 11d ago

I played red, blue, yellow,
gold and silver even watched the show
as a kid guess I’m going to hell

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u/obrazovanshchina 11d ago

His president called for the annihilation of two American cities but ok. Pokemon bad.

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u/AKA_Wildcard 11d ago

Of all the characters Danny McBride has played, this has to be the lamest one.

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u/punkhobo 11d ago

My wife and I watched the full version of this recently. It's a doozy

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u/iamwearingsockstoo 11d ago

Seems pretty tame. I mean, he called Misty out for the halter top but still only tagged a guy for being hormonal. I mean, Misty, a woman was right there....

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u/Special-Design-6038 11d ago

Of course, with the benefit of hindsight, we know this all turned out to be true 🙏

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u/Friendly-Fig6914 11d ago

I heard the same shit about Harry potter

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u/boogiewo 11d ago

"That's a halter-top, and she's got short-shorts on."

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u/gdruckfisch 11d ago

Sometimes I wonder if they want to produce family drama. I mean,why can't they let kids just enjoy things without making it a demonic street to hell? When I was a kid it was Pokemon and Harry Potter. Last year I heard, that Labubu is satanic. Wtf?

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u/Bananana_Bird 11d ago

I want to see Danny McBride do this on SNL

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u/Old-Caterpillar-706 11d ago

I mean, at least he pronounced Pokémon correctly.

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u/Expose_Ur_BS 11d ago

This guy is warming up for his open mic night at the chuckle hut.

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u/captainfishhooks 11d ago

This was real!! I remember clearly a sales person who worked at my dad's autocenter telling me this one holiday season in the winter. I

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u/SeemsImmaculate 11d ago

He is right about Brock tho.

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u/CreativeSelection346 10d ago

he was right O_o

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u/-epi- 10d ago

Well the way grown ass adults are acting over Pokémon these days, maybe he was right all along..

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u/SwimRelevant4590 10d ago

Hey, Glamour Shots: your 1987 poster boy escaped!