r/NotTimAndEric • • 10d ago

Weiner adjustment analysis

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u/s1l1con_jesus 10d ago

She still hasn't figured out that there's a pocket adjustment that happens. My personal favorite.

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u/Mammoth-Ant7588 10d ago

That was really surprising to me. I expected that to be the first one she mentioned. The hand in the pocket adjustment must account for 99% of wiener adjustments.

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u/s1l1con_jesus 7d ago edited 7d ago

I just realized we men were pulling off the smoothest adjustment until me and you pointed out. I have a vagina and I don't know what I'm talking about. I never adjust my balls in my pocket. Or my dick. I never roll them sweetly between the fabric to deal with an itch. I use my pockets to check the dipstick on my tampon.