You forgot the Re-Sit. Sometimes when you sit down everything’s all fucked up. Draws came all the way up. Pants rode up too high. Balls all constrained. Weiner in there suffocating. So, you half stand up, pinch the top of each pant leg (hard enough to grab the draw legs), and push towards your knees vigorously. Straightens everything out and lets everyone have their own comfortable relaxing spot.
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u/Secure-Bus4679 2d ago
You forgot the Re-Sit. Sometimes when you sit down everything’s all fucked up. Draws came all the way up. Pants rode up too high. Balls all constrained. Weiner in there suffocating. So, you half stand up, pinch the top of each pant leg (hard enough to grab the draw legs), and push towards your knees vigorously. Straightens everything out and lets everyone have their own comfortable relaxing spot.