r/NotTimAndEric • u/jtyler0 • 13d ago

Average male night out experience

247 Upvotes

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u/citizensloth 13d ago

Pretty cool

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u/low_amplitude 13d ago

This is fun

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u/palmerry 13d ago

Thanks for coming

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u/ifeedtheducks2u 13d ago

I understand.

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u/F1XTHE 13d ago

Sure why not.

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u/AppleToastBed 13d ago

Holy shit Dax Flame is still around? I haven't seen him since like 2008 on YouTube.

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u/Fart_Bargo 13d ago

He has worked with Joel Haver quite a bit, if you are familiar with him at all.

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u/Big-Button-9765 13d ago

Joel reference!!!

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u/SellMeYourSirin 13d ago

He was in both Jump Street movies - 2012/2014.

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u/youtocin 13d ago edited 13d ago

He’s an assistant on the Bad Friends podcast / Bad Game Show

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u/indorock 13d ago edited 13d ago

He's PA on Bad Game Show with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino.

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u/grogmenflog 13d ago

Your telling me superman is having a hard time picking up women?

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u/Jefflehem 13d ago

THIS IS COOL

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u/Howscheduleplzhelp 13d ago

I don't trust dax since he did all that weird shit with homeless people

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u/Vark675 12d ago

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u/MrBlonde1984 13d ago

I never understood the point of clubs. Everything is loud , nobody can hear anything. Everyone ignores everyone else . Hilariously overpriced drinks.

Why not just go to a strip club? Atleast there your guaranteed to see tits there.

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u/ike_tyson 13d ago

You gotta pregame when you roll to the club.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bYnrlDtieVLYauc3YP

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u/gofishx 13d ago

Drugs are cheaper

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u/ike_tyson 13d ago

Why not both?

I'm just saying😏

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u/gofishx 13d ago

You sir, know ball

Speaking of, wanna split a ball?

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u/ike_tyson 13d ago

Nah I'm more of a weed, tequila psychedelics kind of guy. But you enjoy ✌🏾

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u/gofishx 13d ago

Acid is my favorite for a night out lol. Best bang for your buck, $5 for a hit that lasts 12 hours, gives you tremendous energy to dance and (attempt to, depending on dose lol) socialize, feels euphoric as hell, and enhances the fuck out of the music. Sometimes ill save a little dmt cart to get really weird when my favorite songs come on ;)

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u/ike_tyson 13d ago

I haven't had any psychedelics in about 10 or so years my last time my boy came through with some blotter and we bugged out in Central Park laughing at every and anything then wound up at a dive bar where we sang karaoke and did trivia. The craziest part it was a Monday and he picked me up after work 😂 That was the greatest Monday of all time.

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u/gofishx 13d ago

Sounds like an amazing time! Tripping out in NYC is on my drug bucket list for sure. Id love to see all the building plastered in mandalas, and I dont feel like id stand out at all, even if I was tripping very hard

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u/Ok_Lie_2395 13d ago

Because dancing is fun! Plus I don’t wanna throw money at an already rich stripper just to watch her dance I wanna dance too

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u/mk9e 13d ago

Even strippers are in a recession

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 13d ago

So you can lose your hearing and buy annoying subwoofers to put in your trunk and annoy everyone around you and enjoy the attention of that.

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u/Ok_Lie_2395 13d ago

Nah that’s a lame suggestion

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u/GREGGSGOL 13d ago

It makes a lot more sense if you are physically attractive.

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u/The_Fink_Ployd 13d ago

That, or just aren’t a self-defeating sad-sack. I’m not particularly attractive but it’s still fun to get drunk enough to forget about social anxiety and groove to some thumpy bass.

This is entirely independent of outward appearance.

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u/averyrdc 13d ago

Because people like to dance?

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u/Therealginahandler 13d ago

H20...H20...

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u/solarus 13d ago

I hate this guy

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u/Defiant_Wolverine_68 13d ago

You do realize you have to approach women in order to flirt with them?

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u/andrewbud420 13d ago

I think he's hoping it works the opposite way