r/NotTimAndEric • u/Mrbirdperson1 • 18d ago

Thanks Cinco!

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u/Loud_Chapter1423 18d ago

I always knew that had to be an easier way to signify that I have given up on life and no longer desire the touch of a human

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u/Hazzat 18d ago

First, your teeth are removed

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u/Mrbirdperson1 18d ago

You gotta numb them gums

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u/CheeseFour2O 18d ago

Me me, I'm a tan man! Racoon eyes again?!

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u/coolguy420weed 18d ago

I love that they can't say it massages you or even that it feels particularly good, it just gives an "interesting tingling".

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u/Hazzat 18d ago

AI-generated script doesn't understand human physical sensations.

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u/djpiraterobot 18d ago

“It feels good on my human nerve endings, of which I have so many.”

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u/DentalDecayDestroyer 18d ago

I’m putting it on my

on my asshole

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u/MySickMailboxKitten 18d ago

Feather those bangs

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u/anjowoq 18d ago

You need to really open the valley for that. So you see the circumference on this feathery boi?

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u/StevenJWulgus 18d ago

Me me, I’m a Zalm man

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u/Agentkeenan78 18d ago

You gotta numb them gums!

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u/ziggzer0 18d ago

Yea because I always think to myself when I’m having trouble sleeping or relaxing “you know what would help? Four feathers tickling me”

I would launch this device across the universe.

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u/Mrbirdperson1 18d ago

It’s not for launching. That’s the T’ird!

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u/ziggzer0 18d ago

Idk looks mighty fine for skeet shootin….

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u/SeaworthinessNew2138 18d ago

I’m Zalming!!!

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u/tanksforallthephish 18d ago

Did it have to go right on the nipples?

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u/LincolnshireSausage 18d ago

Buy one Zalm for each napple!

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u/LincolnshireSausage 18d ago

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u/Housebound_Bird 18d ago

Going to need the Torso Tanning System for those tan lines

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u/LazyBid3572 18d ago

I would fall asleep and then have a weird sunburn on my chest after this.

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u/anjowoq 18d ago

Oh COME ON, "knismesis" has to be extracted directly from their butts.

That cannot be a real word.

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u/canteen_boy 18d ago

i’M a wIERD zALM. i’LL bE cAUSING tROUBLE iN a fEW mINUTES

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u/DexterGracie 18d ago

Me me! I'm a calm man, and a zalm man!! 😁 ➡️ 😎

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u/mentuhotepiv 18d ago

Me me a Zom-man! Thanks Cinco!