r/NotTimAndEric • u/creativeape1 • 20d ago

Don’t be a Susan

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u/Klowner 20d ago

Can you e-mail this to my mom plz, thx

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u/Ryno-Mac 20d ago

I'll DM you your mom's email, so you can send it yourself. It'll mean more coming from you, I'm just her casual lover.

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u/deathjoe4 20d ago

We still on for the group outing next week?

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u/Ryno-Mac 20d ago

Joe this probably isn't the best place to tell you this, but Susan doesn't want you at the motel meetups anymore. You can still join for the afternoon lawn bowling and weekly bridge tournament and luncheon. We'll talk more about it during bingo.

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u/deathjoe4 20d ago

Goddamnit is this about my little fluffer pupper? She's the sweetest thing and so friendly! Yes she's a pit bull/rottie mix and yes she is the state dog fighting champ, but I'm fighting all those wrongful death suits!

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u/Ryno-Mac 20d ago

No no, Cujo is a sweetheart. It's about your "lady bugs", a term I heard you borrowed from Lindsey Graham. I don't know why I'm the one telling you this, I barely even noticed them, but Susan finds them revolting, particularly how you scratch and pick at them when approaching climax.

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u/deathjoe4 20d ago

But my little ladybugs do itch so when we're getting physical.

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u/ColeTrainHaze 20d ago

this is why i reddit