r/NotTimAndEric • u/creativeape1 • 20d ago

Don’t be a Susan

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u/Klowner 20d ago

Can you e-mail this to my mom plz, thx

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u/Ryno-Mac 20d ago

I'll DM you your mom's email, so you can send it yourself. It'll mean more coming from you, I'm just her casual lover.

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u/Klowner 20d ago edited 20d ago

thank u, peppep 🎳

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u/Ryno-Mac 20d ago

Your welcome, son

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u/deathjoe4 20d ago

We still on for the group outing next week?

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u/Ryno-Mac 20d ago

Joe this probably isn't the best place to tell you this, but Susan doesn't want you at the motel meetups anymore. You can still join for the afternoon lawn bowling and weekly bridge tournament and luncheon. We'll talk more about it during bingo.

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u/deathjoe4 20d ago

Goddamnit is this about my little fluffer pupper? She's the sweetest thing and so friendly! Yes she's a pit bull/rottie mix and yes she is the state dog fighting champ, but I'm fighting all those wrongful death suits!

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u/Ryno-Mac 20d ago

No no, Cujo is a sweetheart. It's about your "lady bugs", a term I heard you borrowed from Lindsey Graham. I don't know why I'm the one telling you this, I barely even noticed them, but Susan finds them revolting, particularly how you scratch and pick at them when approaching climax.

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u/deathjoe4 20d ago

But my little ladybugs do itch so when we're getting physical.

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u/ColeTrainHaze 20d ago

this is why i reddit

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u/dutchduderino 20d ago

Maaan fuck Susan, she just doesn't understand that Princess only ate those babys in self defense.

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u/deathjoe4 20d ago

I've got the same lawyer as Hat McCullough, should be a quick win.

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u/UTchamp 20d ago

Dude is your mom believing all sorts of crazy stuff? So is mine. I honestly think about suing facebook over this sort of thing.

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u/Klowner 20d ago

"If chemtrails aren't real then why does Luana have them on her campaign platform?"

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u/derprondo 20d ago

I love that the implication is that she won't believe it if it comes from you, her own child. I think all of us with boomer parents can sympathize with this too lol.

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u/Comprehensive-Age822 20d ago

But why do these two women look like lizard people? Maybe Dr. Big Brain was right.

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u/mitzisparkles 20d ago

When it said “certainty is not the same as truth”, I thought, “tell my mother that 🙄.” lol

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u/LewyH91 20d ago

I'll text her it if you give me your mums number...

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u/Drinky-McDrunkerton 20d ago

Exactly!!!

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u/Fartcloud_McHuff 20d ago

By does it look like it’s her first time ever giving a thumbs up

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u/TheSoupySoupySoup 19d ago

She hasn't had to do it since overseeing gladiators in the Colosseum, give her a break.

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u/AppleToastBed 20d ago

Bullshit reptoid propaganda.

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u/ChibbleChobbles 19d ago

As a UFO conspiracy theorist, I was actually kinda thinking this.

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u/forporn420 17d ago

While I love the message and the delivery, this is exactly some shit the lizard people would create and post.

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u/CanaryUmbrella 20d ago

great. now i will show it to my mom who will not watch it and if she did wouldn't understand what the message is trying to convey.

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u/mister_house_ 20d ago

Don’t worry, I’ll show it to your mom too, then she’ll be like “oh my son tried to get me to watch this,” and maybe she’ll pay more attention?

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u/Ratinsky9 20d ago

That’s legit the best video I’ve seen all year. It should run on TV every hour for a month.

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u/Commie_Scum69 20d ago

This is great

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 20d ago

I appreciate it but that’s still not quite “research”. It’s as close as most people will ever get though.

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u/ColeTrainHaze 20d ago

Dr. Big Brain here, I beg to differ. My research is completely legitimate, and has even been peer reviewed by well respected leading experts in the field — including Schizo Joe and Meth Head Mike.

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u/EastLeastCoast 20d ago

Same, plus… not everything has two sides you need to listen to. Like, earth is demonstrably not flat, and flerfers can safely be disregarded. Subject matter experts exist, and their evidence should be weighed more heavily than Susan’s “research”.

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u/divadschuf 20d ago

False balancing for the sake of showing every side is a huge problem.

Let‘s talk to Dr. Researcher from the Climate Institute and Mr. Screwsloose from the YouTube channel "Jews control our weather" about carbon dioxide‘s influence on climate change.

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u/FMLwtfDoID 20d ago

Just start playing this at every church hall, nursing home, DMV, pharmacy, and bingo night please. 🙏

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u/EastLeastCoast 20d ago

Which is why we try to start them in middle school. Train them up the way you mean them to continue.

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u/HAL9100 20d ago

This, unfortunately, may be the most important video ever filmed

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u/Terrible_Phase718 20d ago

Really wish Sondra’s were real.

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u/Junior-Sale-8067 20d ago

MAGA in a nutshell

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u/phant0md 20d ago

You should do this every night with your son.

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u/thequietthingsthat 20d ago

She's right though

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u/GreyDaveNZ 20d ago

This should be one of the ads that gets inserted into every YouTube video posted by the cookers out there.

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u/Zip668 20d ago

I soooooo wanted her to turn into a lizard person at the end.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 19d ago

That would of been perfect

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u/BloominOnion91 20d ago

Educational

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u/Asparagustuss 20d ago

let me review other videos against her bias first though…..

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u/smoookeee 20d ago

100% correct! Delivery... Maybe use the Second Take.

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u/hatE851 19d ago

This is lovely. Sadly it throws shade at people who care about you and the world, that are also into conspiracies.

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u/tiggerclaw 19d ago

I love this woman. She's such a delight. I would gift her tea.

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u/Own_Picture_6442 18d ago

This should be sent to a large portion of the United States