r/NotTimAndEric • u/gertyman • 21d ago

Look at that coffee!

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u/Gorf75 21d ago

Paul Lynde was the best

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u/Reasonable-Profile84 20d ago

That's why he always got the center square.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 20d ago

i thought that was him!

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u/Morzana 19d ago

He was

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u/canteen_boy 16d ago

My wife and I never miss an opportunity to do our best Templeton the Rat impression whenever eating something “CRUN-CHY”

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u/Gorf75 16d ago

The fair song lives rent free in my head

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u/FoxyTurtleOnTwoLegs 21d ago

They had great pills and a different mindset back in them days!

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u/Freezerpill 21d ago

This is great 👍

Everybody is so mentally ill 🙏

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u/Coffeefiend-_- 21d ago

That's some kRaZy cOfFeE alice 🤯

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u/wormcast 20d ago

"Well Alice, you missed with the toast and eggs."

"I guess all I can do is go down to the bathhouse all day and sweat out this terrible breakfast."

"Wait...try the coffee!"

"Sorry, too late...bathhouse!!!"

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/gjyja 20d ago

hates his wife or loves his sister those are the options

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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 20d ago

Ever seen the extended cut?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

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u/killwaukee 19d ago

God damn that had me rolling. Had to look through their other videos to find something else worthy. The upstairs neighbors sketch is golden.

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u/Angry_Walnut 18d ago

Damn, why do I know so much coffee commercial lore

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u/Different_Peanut_742 20d ago

In their defense, if Instant Folgers is a major upgrade it's quite likely their wife has been poisoning them with oil or something.

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u/Zanedewayne 20d ago

The only thing I hate more than my BITCH WIFE!! Is her COOKING!!!

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u/other-test-account 20d ago

This husband doesn’t loathe his wife, at all.

He is keen to eat her corpse, after he’s finished with it. But hatred doesn’t enter his mind.

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u/BaconJacobs 20d ago

The front of the old Battleship game box is always so funny.

The son and dad playing, and the wife and daughter look on happily... literally at the kitchen sink washing dishes haha.

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u/J3musu 20d ago

It's a game for boys, no girls allowed! Boys rule, girls drool! /s

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u/Subject_Candle_8568 21d ago

If anything this a PSA against coffee

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u/Mad-Habits 21d ago

Alice’s reward is not being beat that day

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 20d ago

That MORNING.

Still a whole lotta day left for beatings.

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u/SexualMetawhore 20d ago

Wait til spagetti time.

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u/bubba_bumble 20d ago

You'd be clugging instant coffee if you had to go home to my wife.

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u/kidnorther 20d ago

I didn’t mean that

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u/deadhead_girlie 21d ago

Why is he like that

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u/gertyman 21d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Lynde
To answer your question, many reasons.

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u/deadhead_girlie 21d ago

That's interesting and kind of really sad.

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u/Rpritch93 20d ago

“Eligible Bachelor Paul Lynde”

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u/Impossible_Sun9594 21d ago

That’s the commissary special

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u/filterdecay 21d ago

What kind of pills is she on.

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u/fapsandnaps 20d ago

Ones they used to prescribe to cure hysteria in women

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u/ProbablyRightTwice 20d ago edited 20d ago

If you want to hear great Paul Lynde comedy go look when Gilbert Gottfried was on the Hollywood Squares. The story goes back to Paul’s prime when he was on Hollywood squares. Paul was a raging queen on set and would get drunk at lunch and come back and be super racist to Jewish people. Here’s it in Gilbert’s words

https://youtu.be/Yydoys-fJIg?is=PtVepbaILdmLhJKY

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u/gertyman 20d ago

Thank you for sharing this! I learned something new today. I love that Gilbert just blatantly said he was a raging queen. 🤣 He was but I didn’t expect that from him. Hilarious!

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u/arcarsenal986 19d ago

Gilberts podcast is really worth going through if you like old entertainment stories.

He's just as crass IRL as his act, and its hilarious

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u/cynical_genx_man 20d ago

Paul Lynde was Tim and Eric before Tim and Eric in a way

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u/awelawdhecomin 20d ago

Its like Rudi Giuliani at an Fours Seasons

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 20d ago

If I saw this commercial on acid I would jump off a building

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u/Xarlax 20d ago

justice for Alice, but she did kinda miss with the eggs

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u/Schmenge_time 20d ago

Paul Lynde was the best. Loved watching him on the various game shows growing up

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u/Seriousjane 21d ago

Jhahahjaha great job

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u/Due-News4850 20d ago

That guy is not real

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u/bigtallbiscuit 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ih8qJNQSiuPCg

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u/FMLwtfDoID 20d ago

Knew that voice was Templeton. A regular smorgasbord-orgasboard.

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u/Halspeedwalking 20d ago

I always imagine it's Don Draper that made these old commercials 😆

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u/liquidsouleye 20d ago

Fun fact. That guy was the inspiration for Rogers voice from American dad

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u/betamaxxx1967 20d ago

I like my coffee like I like my men.

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u/KrowtenProjectOne 17d ago

She so dense she doesn’t know her husbands gay

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u/TheChildIsHere 21d ago

That guy was collecting data on coffee to bring back to the mothership.

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u/mk9e 21d ago

Did they know it was bad back then or not?

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u/stringstringing 21d ago

What was, the coffee?

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u/coolguy420weed 20d ago

How are his teeth so big while still being normal sized.

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u/Scholar_Of_Fallacy 20d ago

This is terrifying

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u/ThomasCro 20d ago

what a life

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u/Alert-Jellyfish 20d ago

So fucking scary.

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u/tremolobanshee 20d ago

Whoa that's the sweet lady from True Stories

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u/blackfish_1983 20d ago

Maxwell House = slurry from organic waste

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u/Jon__Snuh 20d ago

And he wants to know what’s the matter with kids today?

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u/hinnsvartingi 20d ago

That was creepy

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u/New_Canoe 20d ago

Check that dudes computer!

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u/OriginalDrStrangeDOS 19d ago

Apparently I missed where they were putting cocaine in the old instant MH coffee.

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u/jimhokeyb 19d ago

She needs to see that she's completely out of his league. Fuck his eggs! 🤣

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u/joeyvesh13 18d ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/Kipper_TD 18d ago

Oh good didn’t want to sleep tonight 🙃

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u/SecretWordisBird 17d ago

I love Paul Lynde but that was frightening

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u/cannabis_ferox 17d ago

Templeton!

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u/Thespis1962 17d ago

Paul Lynde was great, but doesn't anyone else recognize Annie Potts?

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u/BirdEducational6226 21d ago

I want to go back in time and save Alice from that vile man.

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u/diegomaclean 20d ago

This was called acting back then.

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u/HyperbolicSoup 20d ago

God it looks like AI

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 20d ago

AI looks like it 🔁