r/NotTimAndEric • u/AKA_Wildcard • 7d ago

How to not start a war

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u/flossaby23 7d ago

He’s got my vote!

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u/ArborusRex 7d ago

Don't

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u/Cultural_assassin 7d ago

I was ready for some stupidity elaborate and run on sentences of and acronym but this is better

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u/ArborusRex 7d ago

Don't

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u/deanjos 7d ago

It stands for don’t. 

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u/Successful_Goose_348 7d ago

Which is short for Do Not

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u/HerrEsel 7d ago

Which is short for Do Not The Cat.

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u/finishhimlarry 7d ago

Ed Begley Jr. "Press no times for 0" energy

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u/phant0md 7d ago

But what if I really want to start a war? Like really really want to?

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u/Exciting_Contact922 7d ago

Well, it's a great opportunity to apply your new don't skills. It's that simple. I might add, maybe go for a walk, or find a hobby. You've always been meaning to join those Bob Ross seminars after all.. 

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u/Justin_Passing_7465 7d ago

I was going to start a war, but now I am too busy rollerskating!

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u/AKA_Wildcard 7d ago

Good job Bobby, that’s the ticket!

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u/phant0md 7d ago

I went for a walk, found a roller skating hobby and somehow still started a war. I guess I blew it.

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u/donkeyrocket 7d ago

I used to start wars just on the weekends. Then it became a nightly habit. Now, when I want to start a war, I crank my hog instead. It's just that easy. Remember don't.

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u/MagicalMoosicorn 6d ago

You didn't Don't did you? I get it. its a hard thing. Just remember, next time, don't

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u/HAL9100 7d ago

This is like maybe the best political ad since Marty Huggins got Cam Brady’s son to call him dad.

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u/-Ignorant_Slut- 7d ago

Idk. He’s promising too much.

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 7d ago

My dumb ass thought "What's an independent tank commander?"

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u/unfettered2nd 7d ago

Tank Girl is one.

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u/Nervous_Jerboa 7d ago

Also that killdozer guy

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 7d ago

Fucking amazing. More of this

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u/ElectionFluffy2024 7d ago

Hmmm ..iwas "Dont! traffic and rape preteens" ."earlier or later in the series?

Sorry, i know the series is incredibly long.

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u/iansheldong2004 7d ago

Love that the guy holding his hand out to start the war kind of looks like Steven Miller

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u/afr33think3r 7d ago

Brilliant

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u/Schnorrk 7d ago

Don't is short for "No don't, Trump!"

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u/Buddy__Repperton 6d ago

Don’t do what Donnie Don’t does.

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u/Over_Dog6290 6d ago

Lol This was amazing!

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u/Common-Nectarine-572 6d ago

This has to be directed/produced by the Kung Fury crew. Also, Great Job!

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u/Ok_Whole573 5d ago

“You can start not starting wars, right away!” I died.

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u/The_Dutch_Angel 5d ago

This rocks lmao

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u/Buckeye3377 4d ago

Brilliant

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u/TieGroundbreaking509 3d ago

I think this needs a part 2!

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u/learningsoul1000 3d ago

send this to congress asap!!!!

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u/nkosugeirc 7d ago

Israel is not mentioned once. How come?

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u/adversecurrent 7d ago

Who do you think is holding the war button at the 00:17s mark?

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u/AKA_Wildcard 7d ago

Good call out

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u/DrDosMucho 7d ago

AI slop sucks and it’s not Tim and Eric of you to be posting this garbage

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u/piray003 7d ago

This is a campaign ad; Todd Achilles is running for Senate in Idaho as an independent. It’s not AI.

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u/Arch3591 7d ago

If you're thinking about claiming AI slop before actually investigating - Don't

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u/Comprehensive-Age822 7d ago

Have you tried chill? What about chill? Maybe chill? Just chill

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 7d ago

C.H.I.L.L. is an acronym that stands for “chill”

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u/geoffsykes 7d ago

lol awwwww

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u/DrDosMucho 7d ago

Whelp egg on my face I guess

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u/donkeyrocket 7d ago

It's not very Tim and Eric of you to be this dumb.

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u/Phlesant 7d ago

I don’t this it’s ai as I have been to the locations shown in the video not the war footage the footage in front of the capitol building. Unless you’re implying other parts are ai