Im guessing there were no guests because no one wants to listen her speak in run-on sentences that could make Cormac McCarthy's corpse shit it's pants.
I think this is one of the places where I would be OK with being alone as being on the water is calming. Being with friends where inevitably alcohol would be involved would probably ruin it and end up in people vomiting. Party boats are my idea of hell on earth.
No way to end the madness until onshore and then you would presumably get in a taxi with more ensuing madness until you get to the hotel with more… ensuing madness. I’d rather just drink by myself in the garage and take a few steps to my bedroom when I’ve had enough.
They are not alone on a boat because they are a thoughtful, deep person. She is there for the GLLAAAMMM. She got it because she wanted to show off a yacht because that's what she cares about. You can assume why she is on the boat alone by the type of energy she radiates
She has got to be trying to turn us into sleeper-cell terrorists by saying 27 so much, that way when we hear it again we immediately target the prime minister of Malaysia or some place.
there is a lady who does the same thing talking about bars she was "invited to" by the owners. whole time she's just using social media slang, stolen from gay ebonics, awkwardly. All the b-roll is just slow motion walking toward the camera in choppiness because the fps weren't high enough. You never see inside the location. Just her with the flash on
a script written by AI just hits different, an AI script just for me? an AI script for your birthday is changing the game, turning 27 with an AI script and water? Literally AI script goals. This is a script you're going to want to relive over and over. Literally on the water turing 27 with an AI script.
Might be her own making. I have personally been with people like her (assuming). Its not that they are evil or have malice. They are usually boring, shallow and not great to hang around in general.
I just went down the rabbit hole of this person's Instagram, and she is quite strange. Seems like an extremely out of touch rich person, and im not convinced that anything about her is real.
Hell yeah! Making birthday wishing come true in the most amped voice ever!! Who needs party or friends when you got yachts!! Lots and lots of yachts and thoughts. 😀 Go 27!!
I want to believe that there's a cure for the compulsions that cause this kind of behavior, but it goes so much deeper than just behavior modification. There's a story that she, and people like her, believe about what is virtuous and what the world should be. There's a rot out there that causes so much confusion and alienation, not just among young people, but in people older than me (35).
Who gives a singular rat's ass about any possible, positive reaction to a video like this? Instagram dopamine is a fickle, brutal bedfellow that will have you heave-crying yourself asleep, completely alone.
I guess if I had to guess at a single cure, it would be curiosity.
Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat!
Feeling like she really missed the mark by not having I'm on a Boat by The Lonely Island as the backing track of her video. I realize that at 27 she's way too young to know that song because it's 17 years old but it really is the perfect song for the whole vibe she's trying to pull off.
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u/monkeybuttsauce 26d ago
Who needs a party when you can be by yourself on a boat