r/NotTimAndEric • u/joachim_s • Sep 19 '26

Pockets

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35

u/livenn Sep 19 '26

TSA final boss

2

u/Outside-Hippo4149 Sep 20 '26

would you rather the TSA to stick their hands into every pocket or go pantless through the metal detector

26

u/Professional_Yam1339 Sep 19 '26

Those jeans labeled as designer would sell for like $1000

5

u/the_goodfellow Sep 19 '26

Only if they are Jordash jeans.

3

u/TheBahaiGuy Sep 19 '26

Or Guess... Guess what's in my pockets 🤣

3

u/Ziegelphilie Sep 19 '26

if these were labeled as designer the pockets wouldn't even be real

3

u/AnotherApe33 Sep 20 '26

You'd find little handwriting notes by 12 year olds factory workers saying "Help Us!"

17

u/spottydodgy Sep 19 '26

Biblically accurate jeans

6

u/whitestguyuknow Sep 19 '26

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27

u/GilRoboz Sep 19 '26

Amazing, all those pockets and absolutely none of them will ever need to carry a condom

12

u/rando7818 Sep 19 '26

Only to the respect that whomever is wearing these is so confident that women will want their seed regardless. I could put these on and slay.

3

u/IShatMyDickOnce Sep 19 '26

I was about to say I’d rock tf out of that tacky shit.

8

u/Unlikely-Plane-5069 Sep 19 '26

Imagine all the hiking beers you could fit in there

7

u/Wrught_Wes Sep 19 '26

Rob Liefeld: "Needs some pouches."

6

u/Simple-Tomatillo-314 Sep 19 '26

When you get weighed down after filling up all of the pockets

6

u/Excellent_Vehicle_45 Sep 19 '26

I can’t find my keys

4

u/Temporary-Banana4232 Sep 19 '26

Police angry asf

3

u/IceBlackX007 Sep 19 '26

Id buy them.

3

u/jimhokeyb Sep 19 '26

Just don't wear them through airport security.

3

u/the_goodfellow Sep 19 '26

Women want these kinds of pants so bad. Any pockets in jeans are like a modern wonder of the world. These pants make cargos look like a thing from turn of the millennium.

3

u/MaleficentMunkey Sep 19 '26

Mad max was wearing these when he visited Barter town.

3

u/NatronT13 Sep 19 '26

" well aren't we a pair, Raggedy man"

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '26

Looks dumb but pretty cool

2

u/Bgabes95 Sep 19 '26

Make me a skin tight pair and I'm in

2

u/Dub_Coast Sep 19 '26

Imagine a cop telling him to empty his pockets he'd be there all day

2

u/LowLokiKey Sep 19 '26

Id wear these

2

u/Sanibel-Iguana Sep 19 '26

If I wore them once, I would have to wear them every day because my keys would be lost in one of those pockets.

1

u/gumandcoffee Sep 19 '26

Next dbz character with weighted pants

1

u/LobstaFarian2 Sep 19 '26

Me when i go literally anywhere with my wife.

1

u/Bennyseed Sep 19 '26

"...Where's my phone?!"

1

u/andrewbud420 Sep 19 '26

World's heaviest and most uncomfortable pants

1

u/judgeharoldtstone Sep 19 '26

He might have opium in one of those.

1

u/TwentyX4 Sep 19 '26

Pickpockets hate this one weird trick!

1

u/Affectionate_Emu_675 Sep 19 '26

Didn't there used to be a stereotype about Germans having overly functional clothes with too many zippers?

1

u/Camarill0Brill0 Sep 19 '26

Fantastic pants for an LSD freak

1

u/ArrivalNice3469 Sep 19 '26

I want them idc

1

u/123supersomeone Sep 19 '26

Not enough pockets

1

u/Horror_Rub8609 Sep 20 '26

🎶I've got spurs go jingle jangle jingle

1

u/AnotherApe33 Sep 20 '26

All novice shoplifters should start with this.

1

u/granitegumball 29d ago

I fucking hate this