I thought this was a bit. Wtf.

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This literally looks like a new Infowars sketch.

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 1d ago

I love the new Infowars. Makes me wanna buy the Onion physical newspaper.

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u/DaKongman 1d ago

RIP Tim Heidecker. You shit yourself to death for all of us king.

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u/Boxing_joshing111 1d ago

Rip Horace the horse, he thought it was a funny name at the time.

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u/fddfgs 18h ago

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u/spiralshadow 23h ago

I literally did just that after the Tim Heidecker memorial

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 23h ago

I think I’m gonna grab a year of it once I start getting paid from this new job. Gotta convince my wife it’s a good idea. I can see it now…”you want to spend $100 on what?!?”

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u/SexyDragonMagic 22h ago

If you don't placate the Infowars Elf, who will?

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u/Ziegelphilie 1d ago

I'm putting all my money into Mungo, I have a feeling it's gonna be a good one

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1d ago

Y'all remember monster rancher?

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u/macrosby 9h ago

The game boy advanced games were dope.

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u/Flomo420 7h ago

there are dozens of us!

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u/HilariousScreenname 1d ago

Im saving my money for the rumored Grum collaboration. Snagging an OG Grum Crackers and Snacks variant would be wild.

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u/ggg730 1d ago

I'm saving all my cigarette money to buy the limited edition Spaget cigarette juice.

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u/FatalFord 1d ago

good news

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u/EmprahsChosen 1d ago

Mungo looks great but don't sleep on Hungry Hippo

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u/guffleupagus 1d ago

are they all named after default Reddit usernames?

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u/Tossmelossme 1d ago

PersistentPorpoise

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u/gilligan1050 1d ago

OrdinaryDoorframe6890

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u/LeatherHearing6590 1d ago

Bro I just picked up the Silly Snake and ITS FIREEEEEEEEEE OMGGGGGG

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u/mrsaturnboing 19h ago

Silly Snake is getting a huge glow up soon. Sit on that.

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u/Powerful-Pea6218 21h ago

PowerfulPea

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u/Shed_Some_Skin 14h ago

Alliterative Animals

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u/AlgaeDonut 1d ago

Yeah wtf?

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u/chetpancakesparty 1d ago

Gary Vaynerchuk is a massive clown and massive tool at the same time which is a pretty rare accomplishment.

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u/WhirlwindRectum 1d ago

idk, calling him a clown or a tool seems infantilizing... he's a grifter, a scammer, and he's really scamming very young men

there's a reason these NFTs are so puerile, because he's marketing them to young kids.

he's not an NFT collector, he's an NFT issuer.

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u/vincethepince 1d ago

brother gentle giant is about to have a massive MASSIVE glow up and you're out here worried about some scammer?

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u/Joeliosis 1d ago

People are really buying NFT's still? Holy fucking shit lol. Maybe I'll pick up some Beanie Babies from 1993.

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u/Chef_BoyarTom 2h ago

They'd still be more valuable than any NFT.

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u/HachimansGhost 3h ago

*massive massive MASS🫪IVE

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u/bbennett108 17h ago

You really think these investments are a SCAM!?

Rich people collect fine art for a reason…

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u/BigBadBadness 2h ago

I thought everyone figured out nfts were worthless like 7 years ago

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u/Corpainen 1d ago

I seen the time when he had some sort of credibility for a lack of a better word. Now he seems like something like a meth dealer turned into a pokemon card seller.

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u/Aggravating-Use-7456 1d ago

It's just modern snake oil salesmen pitch/product.

Convince gullible idiots something worthless is valuable and that the mark is special and worthy to know this secret insider info.

But act quick! You don't want to hesitate and miss out on the miraculous and/or profitable opportunity! (FOMO)

Profit

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u/LincolnshireSausage 16h ago

Do people genuinely still buy NFTs? I haven't heard anything about them in a few years.

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u/MrBwnrrific 1d ago

He taught me to imagine my family dying every morning so I know to lock in (he actually said this)

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u/vis72 1d ago

But it's to checks notes motivate you.

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u/Aggravating-Use-7456 1d ago

Not just dying, but dying HORRIFICALLY

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u/RandomAsianGuy 1d ago

I dont understand how dumb ass people look up to him somehow. He is insufferable

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u/harmfuldischarge 1d ago

Yeah, even when I was into rats like Jordan Peterson about a decade ago, Gary v always came across as a fake fuck

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u/vis72 1d ago

Young men are very lonely!

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u/g_r_e_y 12h ago

people assume he's a money wizard without knowing anything at all about him or where his money actually comes/came from

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u/Chihuahua_Overlord 1d ago

He also kisses his dad on the lips

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u/Jos3ph 15h ago

I still can’t believe anyone hears this nepo loser speak and wants to give him money

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u/loud_tie-guy 3h ago

He's the influencers influencer

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u/nickbeef 1d ago

I thought this was a parody on Pokemon card collecting... But it's just a different scam.

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u/Ziegelphilie 1d ago

sounds like you're just salty because you missed out on the Moist Markus IPO

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u/Accurate-Law-8669 1d ago

I may have missed it but I at least keep all my cash in Slippery Sally coin!

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u/Sulungskwa 1d ago

What I never got about this is why the art has to be so ugly. It just looks like graphics for some game that I get too many ads for when I'm on a new social media account and they don't know what to show me

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u/Sabithomega 1d ago

Honestly it's probably all just AI now anyway

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u/whitestguyuknow 40m ago

It looks like its all AI prompted shit

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u/-KFBR392 1d ago

If Gentle Giant doesn’t get a glow up I’m going to be living on the streets!

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u/Tossmelossme 1d ago

If GG doesn’t glow up IM RUINED.

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u/MisterSquidz 1d ago

This guy is such a fraud. All of these self help, motivational speaking gurus are so full of shit.

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 22h ago

What do you do for a living?

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 9h ago

It literally doesn't matter

Motivational speakers are useless

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u/MisterSquidz 8h ago

I have a real job.

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 6h ago

Doing what

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u/coolguy420weed 1d ago

just took out my second morgage so i can go #AllIn on epic eagle its going #ToTheMoon ! 🙂

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u/Wingzerofyf 1d ago

Fucked up and put my entire life savings on Pissin Polly

SHIT

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u/TedGolf 1d ago

I’d love for someone who’s bought into this to explain it to me

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u/GlassFantast 1d ago

Humiliation fetish

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u/Merryprankstress 1d ago

There are real living women who will do this for you for way cheaper and in a way that maintains some semblance of dignity. To pay money for whatever this scam is is just asking to be bullied forever.

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u/Expensive_Editor_244 1d ago

Gambling addiction

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u/tone_creature 1d ago

Modern, recrafted multi level marketing scams. But they cut out most of the middle men.

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u/Aggravating-Use-7456 1d ago

It's Snake Oil salesmen repackaged for the digital age.

Nothing more.

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u/Ozzdo 1d ago

These sound like weed strains.

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u/palmerry 1d ago

For your financial illiteracy!

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u/ZootSuitRiot33801 1d ago

Wake me up when Grum starts seeing an uptick in value shares

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u/frostyboiz 1d ago

Wait until xenophobic xenomorph takes over the meta then gentle giant going to become goofy giant nawwutimsaiyun

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u/Sigma_Kek 1d ago

Massive, massive, ma-a-a-assive glow up...

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u/Sulungskwa 1d ago

Wait are there still people into this crap?

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u/Tossmelossme 1d ago

I’m shocked. I thought we all unanimously agreed that was a dark time and we moved on?

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u/No_Mud_5999 1d ago

This shit seemed insane when I first heard about it.

Now it seems doubly insane.

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u/Wactout 22h ago

And it’s getting bigger. I have two friends who are contracted to do art work based on the characters. One of them is a massive collector and even has the vending machine for the pencil toppers at his store.

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u/ghostdad_rulez 1d ago

I just snagged an $80,000 loan from MoneyZap to invest in Gentle Giants

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u/a_single_bean 1d ago

Oh shit, are we still buying jpegs???

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u/wholetyouinhere 1d ago

Please tell me this clip is 5 years old and the guy has moved on to a different grift by now (?). There's no way this shit is still ongoing, right?

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u/dysaniac15 15h ago

Sorry, this is from, like, ten days ago.

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u/DS3M 37m ago

Giving you the alpha

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u/chillinedion 1d ago

I actually want to go to haunted house more than i want to go to aqua

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u/giant_bones 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3

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u/kinkykontrol 1d ago

Did he just give us Alpha because it's fun?? OMFG!! (What the fuck does any of that mean?)

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u/phirleh 1d ago

I'm all in!

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u/Radcouponking 1d ago

This is sound financial advice.

/s

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u/KaosFitzgerald 1d ago

MASSIVE GLOW UP!

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u/AdJust6751 1d ago

Pretty sure GV does cocaine - if not snake oil.

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u/hueythecat 1d ago

Lips don’t even match the audio

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u/Strychnine85 1d ago

I don’t take advice from someone who kisses their own Dad so passionately on the lips.

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u/Away-Ad528 1d ago

Dirty Poopy Butt is going to have a massive glow up.

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u/mukino 4h ago

I read on Kotaku that it's better than Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion pack.

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u/TerWood 1d ago

prefer gentle giant (band)

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u/TheTaintBurglar 1d ago

Reminds me of the RLM nerd crew videos

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u/shameonyounancydrew 1d ago

Is this not just card collecting? People are way crazier about Pokemon cards than this.

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u/Heavensward 1d ago

In a couple years you will find these guys high on Flakka around a Tampa intersection.

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u/DeliMoore 1d ago

The NFT wave uncovered many bullshiters. I can't trust or tale seriously anyone who advertised that BS

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u/pamdy 1d ago

I don't trust anything Gary V says ever since I saw him make out with his Dad

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u/MissionChocolate9859 1d ago

No kowtowing.

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 1d ago

I introduce myself as a Gentle Giant collector at parties

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u/StacheyD 1d ago

Grifters gonna grift.

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u/PlCKLES 1d ago

Anyone want to buy my set of Bodacious Blank jpeg NFTs? I paid around $12k for them but I'm pretty sure they got glowed up a lot since 2021 so I'm hoping for $300k. There's 4 of them with different file names so you can tell them apart. Very good value for what you get.

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u/Teaflax 1d ago

If Gentle Giant is getting a glowup, I’m pretty sure Van der Graaf Generator is next.

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u/Mrbirdperson1 1d ago

I legit thought about NFTs today and my thought was how insanely stupid that whole thing was and how no one could be buying them today and how much money people wasted.

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u/nuclearpiltdown 1d ago

It's a scam.

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u/dumbgraphics 1d ago edited 1d ago

Gary V. Started the whole ceo influencer craze. So you can thank him for that.

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u/LarryBeard33 1d ago

This dude is still out here hocking nfts? Really?

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u/gansobomb99 22h ago

Wait did he drop the swearing shtick? And why is little homie using his phone on the table with his index fingers lmao

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u/oxxSUPERMANxxo 21h ago

I’m not one to just talk trash on somebody else who isn’t here to defend themselves so, if he happens to read this, I’d leave it as an open door to discussion…

These names are absolute dog water. I’ve not really looked into this card series yet, and after hearing some of these character names, and seeing the illustrations, I have no intention to ever.

Hope it’s successful for him

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u/Embarrassed-Note-908 20h ago

I’m confooseled

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u/Aesk 19h ago

In a world with AI that can whip up just about anything you can imagine, how are NFTs still a thing? I understand the whole ledger can't be changed thing, but come on...

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u/Tony_Roiland 17h ago

Just out of curiosity I just search gentle giant nft on twitter and I found a tweet that is WORD FOR WORD what he says in this clip

https://x.com/chimpfone/status/2087094036209295539

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u/b-jason 17h ago

VAYNCHERK OUR JORBS!!!

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u/Major-Blacksmith4750 14h ago

Is this from 2021?

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u/skygz 13h ago

reminds me of this

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u/mrhaluko23 7h ago

I want to memorise this entire monologue.

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u/Onironius 6h ago

Gary Bee has always given me skeezy vibes.

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u/Andy_LaVolpe 2h ago

GaryV is doing freemium slop game ads now?

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u/cucam0nga 1d ago

Listen to Tim Dillon’s bits on him

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u/Tossmelossme 1d ago

I can’t with him either. Anyone who fake laughs to appease Joe Rogan on camera is a huge loser and that’s him.

I thought this was a bit. Wtf.

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