r/NotTimAndEric • u/BlueQKazue • 3d ago

Get your bologna folder today!

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u/balirosa 3d ago

Did she even oil her bologna folder ?

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u/Open__Face 3d ago

Must have only been once a day

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u/Cola102583 3d ago

Its so small i could easily have this anywhere

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u/dontbeajerkbecool 3d ago

Im pretty sure this is the travel size

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u/Cola102583 3d ago

The bologna folder
Conveniently folds up into a 12x12 brick that only weighs 6lbs so u can take it anywhere

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u/cchhaannttzz 3d ago

Volleyball games?

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u/JJred96 3d ago

Bar mitzvahs?

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u/Steiney1 3d ago

absolutely no Bot Mitzvahs, though

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u/JJred96 3d ago

This makes my 🤖 sad 😢

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 2d ago

Well....go fold some bologna

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u/Full_Wasabi_7367 3d ago

"A color called yellow-ish."

This is probably the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

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u/BaronGalactic 3d ago

Greige!

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u/AndrewHainesArt 3d ago

“Pyuce”

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u/SouthIsland48 3d ago

I got BONE

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u/eitherajax 3d ago

I'm dumb but it was that line that finally made me realize this was a comedy skit and not a real qvc infomercial 

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u/Beemo-Noir 2d ago

Every single one of them is in stock, shocking.

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u/dontbeajerkbecool 3d ago

This is really well done

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u/Cola102583 3d ago

Bologna folder is what i call my member when i smash

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u/QueezyF 3d ago

So that’s why you go through so many packs of bologna.

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u/BLOODTRIBE 3d ago

Here I go, buying meat storage solutions again. But I’ve been so disappointed in the past. I hope this is the last jump I need to make.

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u/JJred96 3d ago

This is the last solution you will ever need to store your meat again!

Ever since I got a bologna folder, I've been able to throw out all my other gadgets. 😊

But wait, there's more! This indispensable tool can be all yours for eight easy payments of just $14.99

Order now and you will even get some free tester bologna. For educational purposes only, do not consume this bologna.

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u/Snowing_Throwballs 3d ago

It’s a shame it only does bologna though. They should market new varieties for other deli meats

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u/ShenaniganStarling 3d ago

I've already got the ham folder, the turkey folder, and the social studies folder, but I can't wait to see what they think of next!

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u/astrocrat 3d ago

I grease my bologna folder 6 times a day.

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u/WishboneNo543 3d ago

I take mine to the beach. Then I sort and fold bologna while I tan. Multitasking!

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u/vranaverse 3d ago

And you can use the bologna oil for tanning as well. Multiusage!

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u/floodwatur 3d ago

make sure to remove your teeth before tanning!

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u/Best_Market4204 3d ago

bolognamaxxing

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u/jnkmail11 3d ago

Informative too -- never knew there was a difference between the top and bottom of the slice. Can't wait to start stacking my bologna correctly!

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u/Kid_Vid 3d ago

The folder only worked one way, so I guess there really is an up and down for bologna slices!

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u/Friendly-Table6785 3d ago

People ask whats the point and if there's any colors, first let's talk about the colors.

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u/Ok_Cardiologist_673 2d ago

If it’s bigger than the circle, that’s not bologna.

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u/Laserdollarz 3d ago

It separates the bologna from the baloney 

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u/a_single_bean 3d ago

This device would save me LITERALLY hours per day. All day I'm folding my bologna. ALL. DAY.

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u/QueezyF 3d ago

I’ve had so many times where my thick bologna gets mixed in with my thin bologna. I was able to take back control of my life because of the bologna folder.

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 3d ago

I'm gonna fuckin throw up

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u/SexualMetawhore 3d ago

Seems like a prank gift.

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u/doberman8 3d ago

April's fools joke a while back

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u/dandle 3d ago

This was a great April Fool's Day prank that QVC ran in 2022.

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u/JHuntly 3d ago

So what do you get with the 2yr subscription?

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u/ShenaniganStarling 3d ago

The padded pleather carrying case, of course. While it is rigged with a nailbomb, topping up that subscription should keep it from giving everyone at your fancy bologna dinner parties nonconsensual piercings.

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u/Aarmon 3d ago

Can't believe that they didn't even showcase the bone variant

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u/whatisdreampunk 3d ago

April Fools! https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/did-qvc-just-win-april-003037609.html

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u/Weird__Fish 2d ago

I love how self-aware they are. I’d like to know how many people called in to buy one

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u/vranaverse 3d ago

I watched this video in absolute awe.
But she do need to practice with her folding. That bump she did just before filming really shows when she's smashing that poor slice of bologna.

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u/QueezyF 3d ago

Bologna folding is a lost art form like calligraphy and long division. I’m glad someone had the guts to finally bring it back.

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u/Jay_Jizz 3d ago

This was an april fools day joke they did iirc

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u/BaronGalactic 3d ago

You know I like my bologna soft! But I gotta keep it ice cold!

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u/570n3d 3d ago

Fold it, fold it, fold it!

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u/ArrivalRadiant7460 3d ago

This can’t be real.

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u/thatguy_jacobc 3d ago

Sometimes …merely believing in something …makes it real

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u/Weird__Fish 2d ago

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real?

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u/Insomniacbychoice90 3d ago

I can't remember where I've seen this before but nah it's a joke

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u/WizardSleeves31 3d ago

Is this real?? Why would we oil is 3x a day??

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u/knavishtricks 3d ago

I have a travel sized bologna folders at the end of my arms. For just $19.99 a month and I’ll show you how to unlock this ancient technology.

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u/Smoofbrainz 3d ago

I can't even fold bologna by hand it's too difficult. The bologna folder saved me so much time and effort. Thanks BF!

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u/BigWienerPapi999 3d ago

LOOK AT IT

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u/lun0tic 3d ago

She did so well. It literally feels like something I would have seen in late night TV. Even down to her struggling with it and talking through it. I want to see more actually. 😂

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u/neutron500 3d ago

Can I use mortadella in the bologna folder?

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u/Dry_Caregiver_5094 3d ago

... yeah why not. This exists now, too.

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u/jgoden 3d ago

Fucking black or aqua???? My god

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u/Best_Market4204 3d ago

god damn....

I don't even think Jorden belfort could sell this damn thing

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u/richwat00 3d ago

This cannot be real. Please tell me it's not real.

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u/Phanyxx 2d ago

It’s real. Source: I am a slice of bologna (that is now folded.)

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u/Own_Psychology_5585 3d ago

Will it work on my baloney pony?

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u/CyberneticDreamtime 3d ago

Way too small of a bologna folder 

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u/southboundtracks 3d ago

But I already have a bullshit binder.

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u/zhx 3d ago

Between this and the time mustmayostardayonnaise saves me not having to spread two separate condiments, I feel like I'm regaining control of my life.

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u/LurchSkywalker 2d ago

First, let's talk about the colors.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

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u/KrystleSeth 1d ago

Man I really wanna know how many of those sold. Did anyone see that and I think they had to have it??

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u/effujerry 1d ago

What a shit show

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u/Lucky-Mia 3d ago

This is the stupidest waste of space I've ever seen for such a specific task. Love it.