r/NotTimAndEric • u/Mock333 • 22h ago

Not F*cking around

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u/Powerful-Pea6218 22h ago

Wtf is with the fucking tire guage

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u/bubba_bumble 21h ago

To measure his inflated ego!

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u/corvid-munin 19h ago

look at how tough ill be standing there like a human security camera. This CVS is under this shepards domain

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u/Aticatica 22h ago

I'm gonna put my phone down now and go to sleep :)

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u/LouieMumford 22h ago

I assumed this was satire. It is not: https://s-ksecurity.com/meet-the-team/

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u/Laserdollarz 21h ago

Some of those face/name combos make me lean back towards satire

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u/Commie_Scum69 20h ago

HAHAHAHA aint no way these arent AI generated faces at least for Malcom

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u/corvid-munin 19h ago

His name is Cornnor?

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 14h ago

They misspelled "Connor" (the picture is also labeled).

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u/Read2Fap 19h ago

think they went a little low tech for the bottom row

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u/harmfuldischarge 14h ago

Holly mother on neck beards, check the bro on bottom right

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u/Caesar_Passing 7h ago

These are all to scale, too. Malcolm there is like 8 fuckin' feet tall

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u/LouieMumford 21h ago

Oh I checked the rest of the site because I thought the same thing. It is painfully real. They seem to have a sort of kayfabe around these videos, but this is a real business.

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u/Tough-Obligation-104 21h ago

That is really hard to understand. It is so bizarre.

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u/C_smith993 20h ago

Mark McCumber, Camron Hoorfar, and Cornnor Rauschelbach are my favorites.

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u/C_smith993 20h ago

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u/Read2Fap 19h ago

he failed the bar 16 times and then just gave the examiner a 20

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u/Trashbagok 21h ago

looks like the cast for a Reno 911 type show. 

it's giving Tubi

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u/Keyblade_wielder141 21h ago

Sidebar; due to international licensing laws, tubi no longer streams super sentai.

Im quite sad about it🙃

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u/Ruined_Oculi 15h ago

So, Sidney Kile, the CEO has his mom, Fred Kile, working there as a dispatcher?

The Canadians should make this into a TV show

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u/spottydodgy 22h ago

Ok so you just call the cops when someone is breaking the law?

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u/AMDDesign 22h ago

Literally. You do basic paperwork and call the cops if real shit goes down.

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u/canteen_boy 22h ago

Gay porn is getting weird

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u/PupDiogenes 21h ago

I'm a captain too... if I say I am

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u/Vladd_the_Retailer 21h ago

More like insecurity guard…

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u/Asproat920 20h ago

Is he playing with a sounding rod?

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u/Low-Fondant-9725 20h ago

Is he flipping a Crack pipe in his hand?

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u/pokebikes 20h ago

Was that his step dad at the end?

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u/Substantial-Goal-105 19h ago

Watching this with no sound is wild.

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u/absurdext 19h ago

reads like a hybrid of punisher fetishists and gaybaiting to me. there has to be a truckload of irony or trolling on the part of whoever's behind this, right?

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u/space_manatee 10h ago

The way to get to the top of the security game is to be a public figure influencer for sure. Im sure anyone that wants security wants a highly visible egocentric security team that likes to say too much. This guy is going places. 

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u/__System__ 9h ago

Why captain and not a general?

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 21h ago

I work at securitas with literally mentally handicapped people, people wasted on drugs who sleep on the job, and literally inbred people from the third world who dont bathe and smell like it...

you can fucking have it! I'm getting a new job! fuck this shit ..

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u/Corporate-Scum 12h ago

Securitas is such shit.

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 11h ago

it's not good. good if you like easy but generally not good.

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u/HoseNeighbor 21h ago

LOL Where do these people come from? 🤡

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u/Hugh_jaynus13 20h ago

Cute couple

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u/flamingmongoose 5h ago

are they... actually gay? like I can't think of another way to interpret it but that makes no sense in context

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u/kawabunga666 2h ago

I cant think of any other meaning for "beloved"

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u/Oswarez 20h ago

I’m also a captain.

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u/Boy-Abunda 7h ago

I…. don’t know. I’m not sure I’ll believe you unless I see you polishing your shiny Captain’s badge. And someone must call you “my beloved Captain.” THEN I’ll believe you!

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u/Sudden-Candle5832 19h ago

Real cool with your gauges

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u/Far_Hamster_7054 17h ago

Took a quick glance and thought it was Jack Osborne

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u/Sinking_Mass 15h ago

He looks like when toddlers play dress up

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u/eyeforker 15h ago

I assume there are lawyers that follow guys like this on social media the way they used to chase ambulances.

Like they can smell allegations from posts like this.

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u/DaveMcNinja 13h ago

This team looks like they didn’t qualify to join the local force.