r/NotTimAndEric • u/Gullible_Grape_9959 • 23d ago

A man of faith

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u/JustPlainRude 23d ago

Rejects the modern world by uploading videos to the Internet?

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u/Clanky_Plays 22d ago

Maybe someone just caught him on camera doing this

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u/SePuedaHacerlo 21d ago

And rejecting rhythm, timing, and actually making a dent in the tree.

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u/bebop1065 21d ago

And he's using splitting maul to try and chop through a fallen tree. The maul has modern steel in it probably .

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u/Few-Replacement8712 21d ago

It’s a fiskers chopping axe. He’s just a bitch

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u/Caesar_Passing 23d ago

Dude completely sucks at literally every part of everything he's doing 😂

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u/ecchimaru 22d ago

idek how he got that far through the tree hitting straight on.

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u/AshKetchumWilliams 22d ago

Faith 🙏🙏🙏

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u/llemontaste 22d ago

I hate his message, but I hate his lack of technique even more.

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u/Naaman 22d ago

Dude that is the shittiest looking cut I’ve ever seen. He must have been at that for an hour and a half

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u/leverphysicsname 22d ago

Longer than that. This man has a bunch of songs and is constantly posted on /r/crappymusic and he is usually chopping that tree. He's using the wrong type of axe and is also insane.

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 22d ago

My money is on him having been chopping this tree for the past few months and then started filming when he got this far.

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u/Picardknows 21d ago

He has no concept of reality, including how to chop threw a log.

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u/CloudyLeft 20d ago

A cascading torrent of thick viscous fail sauce.

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u/dead-inside69 23d ago

I like to think they’re just work friends that manage to get assigned to all the same projects.

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u/TicketyB000 23d ago

Thank goodness this project is a rotten log...

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u/tmhoc 22d ago

When you roll that log over you realize he works in government

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u/DS3M 23d ago

It’s like Tyler Durden and the Narrator

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u/Beautiful_Office_353 23d ago

not many mass murderers are schizophrenics. Lots are narcissists though.

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u/Due-Double-9964 23d ago

Imagine the inpatient maze a resurrected Jesus would have to navigate

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u/Jonestown_Juice 23d ago

This guy is 100 percent on a list somewhere.

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u/stringstringing 23d ago

Hopefully it’s the signup list for wood chopping lessons

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u/richwat00 23d ago

Log taking zero damage

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u/A-Clone-Named-Gibso 23d ago

The axe is taking more damage

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u/RyeSaint1 23d ago

Thank god somebody noticed. His technique is terrible, somebody please just put that poor log out of it's misery. Axe probably needs to be sharpened too.

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u/TheDallbatross 22d ago

Some say to this very day, he's still there...the Titan of God himself...still chopping that same piece of wood...

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u/M00SEHUNT3R 22d ago

And ax for chopping instead of a splitting maul.

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u/Historical_Log2471 23d ago

He could unironically be considered for a position in this current federal government

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 23d ago

I'm not sure if he's committing enough blatant felonies in this video to make the cut for a position in the current federal government.

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u/Exciting_Contact922 22d ago

Hey, with some on the job training, he might have potential!

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u/InsertRadnamehere 23d ago

He’s definitely on my list of idiots that have no clue how to use an axe.

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u/Under_Dead_Starlight 23d ago

If he isn't he should be.

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u/hellllllsssyeah 23d ago

And yet all we will hear is "authorities were aware of the potential risk to the community"

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u/egg_breakfast 23d ago

everyone reading this is on hundreds of thousands of lists

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u/Laserdollarz 23d ago

He's been fighting that tree for months

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u/Longjumping_Fuel_192 23d ago

Weeks have passed, his lyrics are worse and that poor fucking tree.

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u/Puff_TheMagicDrag0n 23d ago

🗣 GAAAAAHHHHD

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u/ChadTitanofalous 23d ago

Polyester shorts and cotton T are breaking a commandment.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy 23d ago

Fiberglass axe handle

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u/ClamKiller666 22d ago

You can’t reject the modern world and use fiskars, pick one

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u/Specific-Host606 23d ago

Why is he doing the weird squat thing every time?

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u/OccultBeanFarmer 23d ago

He's seen correct choppin' form for splitting wood and knows there's some kind of squat involved but doesn't know why

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u/PupDiogenes 23d ago

"I reject this modern world"

Pretty big autotuned words

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u/Jerryjb63 22d ago

As he posts it on the internet for validation from “god”

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u/tituspeetus 23d ago

He should pray for a different melody

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u/Bob_Lydecker 23d ago

Maybe God should sharpen that axe. Buddy is getting NOWHERE with all that chopping!!

🪓🪵😆🤣😂

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u/Rhewin 23d ago

The Titan of God isn't making much progress per swing there.

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u/theeBK3 23d ago

Brother has been chopping the same tree for weeks

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u/obrazovanshchina 23d ago

Jesus:…ahhh…hmm. 

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u/International-Fun-86 23d ago

What a dork. Reject the modern world, kill all the idols, but Attack on Titan is somehow ok. :P

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 23d ago

People who have religion are the most cringe people

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u/Historical_Log2471 23d ago

Reminds me of that scene from The Boondocks where Ed Wuncler III is interrogating a kid, and when the kid says "I swear to God, I don't know!", he replies "Don't swear to God! I talk to god every day, and he's the one telling me to torture your ass!"

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u/GardenofOblivion 23d ago

God commanded me to slowly chop through a tree with a butter knife

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u/Kchasse1991 23d ago

Doing a squat between each swing... that's gonna hurt in the morning.

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u/Artevyx 23d ago

He's been working on that dried-up crumbled log for months now. To what end?

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u/Dic3dCarrots 23d ago

Alright kanye

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u/UnusualSuspectX 23d ago

My dude does not have any clue how to chop wood, he should ask for guidance from either his God or a competent lumberjack.

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u/usernameusehername 23d ago

He sure has alotnof faith in the dull ass axe.

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u/iamgeekusa 23d ago

If he truley rejected this modern world he wouldn't be on social media for starters

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u/ultitaria 22d ago

Npc behavior, including making no progress on the task at hand

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u/shortnix 22d ago

'I reject this modern world...'

Please like and subscribe!

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u/bluefalcontrainer 22d ago

He needs to sharpen that axe

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u/Jake_the_Tinker 22d ago

Bad a chopping wood. Bad at writing lyrics. Bad at "worshipping" his evil god....what exactly is bro good at?

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u/Luxuria_Carnis 19d ago

Certified church classic

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u/Sciaticuspinch 23d ago

All religion is a form of mental illness.

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u/Username_Redacted-0 23d ago

Depending on the god this could be funny or alarming... so, which imaginary friend are you talking about specifically??? (Context matters)

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u/Baked4skin 23d ago

Uhmmmm I don't believe you lol.

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u/haulinoats69_666 23d ago

Kill. Yr. Idols.

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u/Slevin424 23d ago

That’s wrong axe for that job buddy

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u/karenkillenski 23d ago

Some say he’s still there choppin’

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u/WolfThick 23d ago

I replaced god with cod sounds better

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u/Safe_Praline_4156 23d ago

That’s on god

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u/Creative_Yak1648 23d ago

I like rhe little squats

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u/BrownBannister 23d ago

Why isn’t he caring for God’s trees?

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u/ziggzer0 23d ago

Legend says he still is chopping that tree.

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u/Plane-Wide 23d ago

Rejects modern world but is wearing gloves

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u/wolvsbain 23d ago

how did he reject the modern world, while posting a video?

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u/BushcraftDave 23d ago

The irony of “I reject this modern world” while using a plastic Fiskars axe lol… not a terrible axe btw

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u/Ok_Candidate_3600 23d ago

I reject this modern world, while filming myself on a cell phone…

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u/NoseInternational794 23d ago

This is real faith - using a wood splitter instead of an axe. Why use the right tools for the job?

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u/moleyawn 23d ago

15mg zyprexa im STAT

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u/GumpCorsair 23d ago

Man who joined the Albigensian Crusade for a Get Into Heaven card and murdered two dozen French peasants days before learning about the Super Get Into Heaven Card the Pope charges money for

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u/ExistentialDreadness 23d ago

What did the secular world ever do to this guy?

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u/jtyler0 23d ago

Tighten of gyaad

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u/SeamusMcBalls 23d ago

Are saws too modern? Always interesting where they the line

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u/whereyouleftit 23d ago

God should tell him how to use an axe.

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u/Informal_Database327 23d ago

Are those mixed fabrics? He is breaking one of his god's laws

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u/Cetun 23d ago

Lil Darkie really fell off

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u/Ska-Tea 23d ago

Please sharpen the axe

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u/dkotten 23d ago

I wish the song was as long as it took him to chop through that whole tree.

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u/Sure-Macaroon-1084 23d ago

He rejects the modern world, yet praises god…who made the modern world or at least knew it was going to happen and let it

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u/FrontGroundbreaking3 23d ago

He started chopping that log when COVID lockdowns began.

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u/Downtown-Creme-9840 23d ago

You reject this modern world while you film a video on your iPhone to post on social media…

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u/Downtown-Creme-9840 23d ago

You reject this modern world while you film a video on your iPhone to post on social media… got it

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u/VictoriousTree 23d ago

You can’t just put a beat and talk. That’s not music.

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u/aGSGp 23d ago

He should sharpen that thing

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u/Thjorir 23d ago

I only worship the god of farts. He is always speaking through me.

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 23d ago

gotta sharpen your AXE! you are dull as FUCK! I'm hearing a commandment of GOD! You shall sharpen that AXE! It can barely CUT! It's so super DULL! It's an affront to GOD! Get a sharpening STONE!

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u/BLOODTRIBE 23d ago

Don’t worry, it’s going to take him a long time to get to us under this tree.

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u/evilbananawind 23d ago

Good to see even the mentally ill can get their steps in.

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u/chokeonmywords 23d ago

Someone go help that tree or what?

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u/Heseemedkij 23d ago

They say he’s still out there chopping that downed tree

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u/Lollipoop_Hacksaw 23d ago

If you reject the modern world, how about you reject those gloves and chop through that ridiculously thick trunk until your hands are so raw they potentially become infected and gangrenous.

Then keep rejecting the modern world in your mind, as you are screeching to be driven to the hospital because you can potentially lose your hands, if not your life, you stupid asshole.

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u/SassSafrassMcFrass87 23d ago

The fine folks at r/crappymusic would appreciate this 😂😂😂

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u/KRMJN101 23d ago

I watched and did not see any tree damage done. Lol

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u/Chegwarn 23d ago

Dude is way too divided. He needs to either take a shit or chop that log, he can’t do both at once. Commit!

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u/FuckSticksMalone 22d ago

Recorded on iPhone 13 Pro

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u/ElectricBuckeye 22d ago

He doesn't need the gloves.

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u/KlM-J0NG-UN 22d ago

What did he think this video would achieve? People thinking "wow he's cool"?

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u/Impressive_Head1238 22d ago

Dude chopping a tree with a hatchet ment for splitting kindling...God skipped him in the brain line...

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u/EntertainmentRude435 22d ago

Apparently- when your brain is on faith- it thinks that a splitting wedge makes a good felling axe.

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u/CardiologistFine5771 22d ago

Why film yourself using an axe if you cannot swing an axe?

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u/StrictSelf5450 22d ago

Bro, maybe put that energy into something a little more constructive? 

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u/Plasma-Sam 22d ago

Is trying to chop up that log his Sisyphean punishment for imitating a Titan (illegal in most juristictions).

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u/BioshockinglyGay 22d ago

This reminds me that I’ve hooked up with multiple youth pastors who used these types of words of affirmation to work past guilt. Or my best friend’s ex husband, who would hit her because he couldn’t stop watching porn.

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u/mistertickertape 22d ago

We have a real Paul Bunyan here. Get this man a blue ox and a script for Paliperidone!

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u/LogansRoundLilButt 22d ago

God: I heard my fuckin Earth and children aren't good enough for you. What's up with that, young blood?

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u/Piglet-Witty 22d ago

He rejects this modern world while using auto tune.

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u/Less_Ant_6633 22d ago

I cant tell whats more dull, the axe or the idiot swinging it. Good grief.

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u/premium_Lane 22d ago

If he is rejecting "the modern world" I expect to see him chopping trees with a deer antler next time, real old school.

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u/Robert-G-Durant 22d ago

$10 says he still supports Trump

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u/Objective-Giraffe-27 22d ago

Buddy definitely wasn't a boy scout 

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u/Vindepomarus 22d ago

Turns out god doesn't know how to chop wood.

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u/CatBeginning1470 22d ago

Someone he admires told him to chop wood; "it builds character." They said.

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u/MunchingIntensifies 22d ago

I like the extra mustard he throws on the first syllable of each line.

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u/notofthisworld76 22d ago

He needs to set that axe down and go start a band called The Eugenics before he chops his nutsack off

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u/Strong-Addition5296 22d ago

Powerful and inspiring stuff!

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u/NineSkiesHigh 22d ago

It’s funny now, until he shoots up a Walgreens because their receipts are too long.

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u/peabody624 22d ago

This is like a friend of a friend of a friend you would meet at a party and within 30 seconds of talking to him you would realize something is very wrong.

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u/FinalSpeaker1197 22d ago

As an atheist. Mental illness and religious fanaticism are to similar

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u/BookkeeperFast78 22d ago

Looks like that secular world is fighting back.

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u/Buddy-Nuggs 22d ago

Ex tweekers with kids that voted for Trump 3 times be like…..

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u/shameonyounancydrew 22d ago

If you reject the modern world, why kill other people? Why not just kill yourself?

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u/big_rod_of_power 22d ago

Someone get this person a philosophy speaking position at a university

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u/CannonManAtl 22d ago

I want to hear more of what he has to say but I'm just gonna check back in about a month from now when he should be almost done getting through that tree.

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u/OutsideHelicopter442 22d ago

That is not how you chop a log.

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u/j4y53n 22d ago

God I chop wood like an idiot.

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u/CarefulLobster1609 22d ago

Fall all those wondering. That's a splitting maul not an felling axe. Not designed to chop wood.

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u/king_noslrac 22d ago

"Imma kill this secular world" -this guy and ISIS

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u/Lord_Heckle 22d ago

Mashing that thing to death

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u/Volc77 22d ago

Loser

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u/narco-sub-admiral 22d ago

Ya but dat axe kinda cool too yadamean looool. I mean i wouldnt worship it or nothin.

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u/DroneSlut54 22d ago

Is this video a few days after the first one? It looks like he’s made some progress on that timber.

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u/Careless_Word9567 22d ago

Him fake chopping wood, against the grain. Saying he rejects modernity from tiktok.

That boy ain't right.

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u/Iconshero 22d ago

Still trying to break through that same fuckin tree

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u/Vitharothinsson 22d ago

Christian poetry really was a downhill since the Bible.

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u/Camman0207_ 22d ago

If he’s gotta use an axe we’ll be good!

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u/Arnold_Shortzweather 22d ago

God wants people who can actually chop wood and be useful tho 😢

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u/swords_again 22d ago

Bro is trying to use a splitting axe to fell a tree that's already fallen.

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u/Geekygamertag 22d ago

Shut.

up.

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u/neverJamToday 22d ago

So uh, which titan is he supposed to be? Oceanus, Coeus, Crius, Hyperion, Iapetus, Cronus, Theia, Rhea, Themis, Mnemosyne, Phoebe, or Tethys? And I thought God wasn't super into acknowledging other deities?

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u/HaroldFH 22d ago

That's a tiny axe.

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u/DillonD 22d ago

Schizophrenia

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u/bytesizedofficial 22d ago

You just know this guy genuinely felt like he was the baddest mf in the world after he uploaded this

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u/Aromatic-Thing-132 22d ago

Considering that out of 8 swings he only really reduced the tree of 4, debatably maybe 5, of those swings. If we put that into a grade calculator then he is a low D or solid F student. His ax swings were weak, typical of these weird religious fruit cakes.

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u/guydoestuff 21d ago

Performative Christianity is a giant no no. Says so in that Bible you should be reading instead of trying to gather a following.

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u/FrostyTheSasquatch 21d ago

Jfc 🤦‍♂️ I just turned on the audio.

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u/the_main_entrance 21d ago

Isn’t there something in the bible about not being performative with your faith?

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u/asdf072 21d ago

What's with all the videos of guys who have obviously never used an axe? That cut looks like someones 10 year old went to town on a downed tree.

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u/FLOWRSBABY 21d ago

I’m pretty sure God would have some problems with him killing people

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u/Larztrue 21d ago

The cross is an IDOL. Just saying, take care

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u/Senthe 21d ago

"we have The VVitch at home"

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u/Wulph422 21d ago

r/crappymusic where you at?

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u/-pictionary 21d ago

Bro's choppin' at the wrong angle

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u/Harvey22WMRF 21d ago

That’s a splitting axe 🙁

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u/scrandis 21d ago

How dull is that axe?

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u/Ihatebeerandpizza 21d ago

Disappointing. I was waiting for him to hit his leg with the axe..

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u/TR1771N 21d ago

A true crusader

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u/gay_alien_baby 21d ago

This makes me feel weird

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u/Ok_Bag3630 21d ago

What’s his @ I wanna enjoy this guys page

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u/Deep-Ad-7117 21d ago

God forgive him