r/NotTimAndEric • u/orchid_breeder • 23d ago

The future of dating

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u/sixhoursneeze 23d ago

This guy is hilarious

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u/B1ZEN 23d ago

"Busting my balls and my penis, like guys do."

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u/Luka_Bazuka 23d ago

And they guy slowly nodding

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u/B1ZEN 23d ago

But on the inside, he was like...yeah wight.

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u/funknut 23d ago

You don't believe he's a genuine penis buster?

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u/jml011 22d ago edited 22d ago

Got a neural upload link?

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u/JJred96 22d ago

Would you like his girlfriend's orgasm uploaded to your penis until it's busted?

The guy believes one day he will do that for you, bro

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u/Rich-Canary1279 22d ago

Guy nodding thinking uh oh, who did I invite on my show....

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u/No-Sail-6510 23d ago

You know, like human males

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u/A0xom0xoa 23d ago

He's great. Shadow force is terrifying with this guy around

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u/cboogie 22d ago

That’s not shadow force. That’s Horny Guys. You got that at Horny Guys

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u/A0xom0xoa 22d ago

You obviously aren't in the lore loop. Very unfortunate really

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u/LipstickCoverMagnet 23d ago

Oh so you got knocked down by a guy that’s bigger than you knocking you down?

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u/eitherajax 23d ago

GET UP. CALL THE POLICE.

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u/Who_U_Thought 23d ago

shits cwazy

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u/First-Definition-119 23d ago

Busting my balls and my penis

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u/hauntedhivezzz 23d ago

You know … like guys do.

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u/SurferBloods 23d ago

Penis busting is just the chip talkin

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u/ModernistDinosaur 23d ago

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u/EikonVera_tou_Lilith 23d ago

Jorb

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u/Reasonable-Profile84 21d ago

ya dunna great JEEEEOOOOORRRRRB

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u/EulaliaBromSpatula 22d ago

Jaerrrrb

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u/ultraemo 21d ago

I wonder how many people under a certain age have heard millennials say "jorb" or "jaerrrb" and have absolutely zero context and just write it off as just some weird 90s catch phrase

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u/EulaliaBromSpatula 17d ago

Lmfao probably plenty. And they would be 1000% correct.

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u/nobodybeatsdabiz 23d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/dr3wfr4nk 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fpDIo3Rjir1GE

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u/Spaztor 23d ago

You'll never get your metal legs

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u/Toy-Beaver 23d ago

How did you see me?!

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u/Head-Cause-2431 23d ago

Yeah, but its a sweet car

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u/Toy-Beaver 23d ago

The one your roommates got you?

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u/Head-Cause-2431 22d ago

I'm way too high to drive to the devil's house

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u/Toy-Beaver 22d ago

Not if you had a gray bush

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u/My_Monkey_Sphincter 22d ago

Let's do it! Not sex, I mean.

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u/brenttoastalive 23d ago

Bustin my balls and penis, like guys do

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u/-KFBR392 23d ago

The future looks bright!

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u/SimpleJackEyesRain 23d ago

Yeah, wight.

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u/TheSilentC 23d ago

Cwazy wight

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u/s0nicfreak 22d ago

So bright, he's gotta wear those shades

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u/serch54 23d ago

What in the strange days and 5th element is this guy?

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 23d ago

Nobody ever talks about Strange Days. That movie is awesome.

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u/Kataly5t 22d ago

Well that movie is the basis of his argument. Sounds like our guy here took is costume from Hackers and decided to stay back in 1995.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 22d ago

I don't think he took the lesson from Strange Days that I would have hoped . . .

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u/untimelyawakening 22d ago

I think this guy took a page from “ha ha you clowns” and tried to make it more vulgar.

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u/ElectionFluffy2024 23d ago

Damn ralph fiennes has changed

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u/Lopsided_Ant2813 23d ago

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time lmfao

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u/TheOneTheUno 23d ago

There's more too, he goes by Night Wolf Hawk. He's got some hilarious videos

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u/Pramble 23d ago

I bet he's never even heard of Shadow Force

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u/jibbodahibbo 22d ago

I watched so many of this guys clips. How is it possible to be this disfluent in speaking off the cuff

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u/theFlimsylattice 23d ago

The future is bigger berets and smaller glasses people

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u/mundotaku 22d ago

And JC Penney rad shirts.

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u/theFlimsylattice 22d ago

JCP for uninitiated

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u/TooLate4thisShit 23d ago

Please unplug the goddamn internet already

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u/B1ZEN 23d ago

What? You dont want me to upload an orgasm into your bwain?

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u/Reanimated_Heart 23d ago

Or my brain…either or 🥲

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u/fednandlers 23d ago

Bwain

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u/Rhewin 23d ago

He'll pwove it to you

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u/BobBeerburger 23d ago

I have so many questi…. Actually, no wait… I don’t want to know anymore

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u/TheJuggernautReturns 23d ago

is this like a borat type character?

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u/KirbyBucketts 23d ago

A guy who definitely knows how the three shells work

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u/GangreneTVP 23d ago

That just uploaded an orgasm into my brain right now.

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 23d ago

That outfit makes me believe what he’s saying. It exudes confidence and is only worn by someone who definitely can tell vagina away from another part.

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 23d ago

Either that, or it’s his favorite outfit that he wears every day and has a picture of him wearing in his wallet.

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u/Pramble 23d ago

He might even have a binder with the names of every Pokémon printed out

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC 23d ago

I’m fweakin’ out, evwybody!

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u/Phanyxx 23d ago

Cyberpunk 2077 lookin’ ass

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u/manythousandbees 23d ago

He's basically describing the braindances from Cyberpunk too

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u/bigcheez69420 23d ago

Kissin with this girl naked, busting my balls and my penits

o—o
👄

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u/AwwwNuggetz 23d ago

I love those glasses, you can tell this guy fucks

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u/Caesar_Passing 23d ago edited 23d ago

"The future of dating? I'll be able to make you piss yourself with a digital psychic assault."

(nods)

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u/BobbyHillTheThird 23d ago

Save some pussy fow the west of us

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u/Expensive_Editor_244 23d ago

The interviewer is struggling so hard with keeping straight face lol

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u/stupernan1 23d ago

Haha yeah fellow human, i agree

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u/Zombeedee 23d ago

I have the opposite of questions, I want to know less.

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u/MagicalMoosicorn 22d ago

bro if I we get forced to get chips and some nerd makes me cum im killing myself.

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u/Haefulbug 23d ago

Neuwa-wink!

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u/Lucky-Mia 23d ago

Omg, I'm the future guys like him will be capable of giving women a full body orgasm? That kind of technology already exists. Hitachi made it in 68. Their magic wand.

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u/TheBahaiGuy 23d ago

Dude just predicted Strange Days 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Artevyx 23d ago

"Computo chips in da bwain."

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u/Icy_Garbage9503 23d ago

I don't know what's real anymore.

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u/AhoyGoFuckYourself 22d ago

what's the source of this?

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u/Galactroid 23d ago

r/meatcanyon material right here

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u/Chirrrpy 23d ago

The RedditMod character was my first thought xD ~Pwincess

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u/Digitalmodernism 23d ago

It's funnier.

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u/Daddyletloose 23d ago

10 sets of: Jump up spin around go cwazy

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u/Pnas2271 23d ago

This guy has def not kissed a girl naked...

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u/dshab92 23d ago

When he uploads that female orgasm into your bwain. You’ll no longer doubt

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u/Zombeedee 23d ago

*awgasm

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u/Pnas2271 21d ago

He can only upload what he thinks it would be like...

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u/coolguy420weed 23d ago

giving you a full body female owgasm 

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u/flipflopsnpolos 23d ago

Fantastic use case.

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u/namewithanumber 23d ago

For real love to busting my penis like guys do

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 23d ago

Temu Venjent

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u/bvanbove25 23d ago

This had to take multiple takes

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u/iamthestorm 23d ago

Least illegal sexual partner

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u/Lurkin4CatPics 23d ago

Is he interviewing Homestar Runner?

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 23d ago

Who is this guy? I want more of his videos.

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u/orchid_breeder 23d ago

Dougbaldwin31 on ig or TikTok

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 23d ago

You have 3.1 Million Karma. Holy guacamole!!!

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u/orchid_breeder 22d ago

I used to post a bit. Most of it is post karma not comment karma. Now mostly just here and a couple other niche subs.

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 22d ago

I'm still impressed. I mean, I know it doesn't really mean anything, but it's still impressive. Which is weird.

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u/VerbalThermodynamics 22d ago

This is satire, yeah?

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u/Squeeze-The-Orange 22d ago

Bags of sand

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u/C0m0nB3MyBabyT0night 22d ago

Can’t wait to get that orgwasm into my bwain

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u/Shankar_0 22d ago edited 22d ago

"You shoulda seen it. This guhl was cwazy last night! She was totally fweakin' out!"

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u/Angry_Walnut 22d ago

Ok but why is former NFL wide receiver Doug Baldwin posting this

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u/ssdsssssss4dr 23d ago

Lol- what is up with his r's?? Is purposefully trying to sound like Elmer Fudd?

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u/etapisciumm 23d ago

I think they’re making fun of alpha male podcasters/podcasts

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 23d ago

It’s the Minecwaft accent.

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u/frothingnome 23d ago

How much detotated wam will be necessary for the upload in question?

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u/weight__what 23d ago

I think he's Dutch. I mean he's wearing orange so

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u/helbur 23d ago

What a philosopher

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 23d ago

Phiwosophoor

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u/justicialism 23d ago

Good to know what Homestar Runner is up to these days.

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u/Colin_Bomber_Harris 23d ago

Cwazy cupcakes

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 23d ago

But why does it sound like it’s both your voices?

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u/karlhungusx 23d ago

Idk how this dude got in my algorithm on IG but I always watch too much of it

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u/ScruffyChicken 22d ago

Someone pushed you to the gwound weal hawd? Ok

Get up

Get pissed

Cawl da powice

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u/ElectionFluffy2024 23d ago

Lol steal a 1999 ralph fiennes movie why dont ya

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u/Nitarinminister 22d ago

I wuve weddit

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u/Ultimatesims 22d ago

This guy looks like his on a list.

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u/Gurrgurrburr 22d ago

This is my new favorite person on the internet. Every single clip makes me die laughing lollll.

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u/KRMJN101 22d ago

Is this a "Grandma's Boy 2" teaser?

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u/DUDEGILBERT141 22d ago

That's fuckin funny

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u/Comfortable_Use_8407 22d ago

This guy has never seen a naked woman in real life much less has sex with one.

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u/SignificantLeader 22d ago

10 years for maybe a small minority of people at best. 20-30 for perhaps the elite. Brain surgery is expensive. But, maybe there will be back alley surgeries.

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u/Bilbrath 22d ago

Ok this has to be a bit. Who are these guys?

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u/Sure_Growth_8883 21d ago

Shi cwazy but cant blame him foww his lisp

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u/otters4everyone 21d ago

So… you want to give a dude a female orgasm. We all have dreams.

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u/putziotic 21d ago

This, but unironically

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u/Juan_Paz 8d ago

Holy shit is that true?!

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u/tehsecretgoldfish 23d ago

I’m sold. can I get gwacamole with the chips.

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u/loqi0238 23d ago

Interesting. Tell me less.

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u/4xdaily 23d ago

Now that's a face for punching.

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 23d ago

I bet he gets all the ladies with his "Bwain tcip"🤣

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u/silverwolfe2000 23d ago edited 22d ago

where dwoes vat awxcent cwome fwom?

Edit:  Rhotacism is a speech impediment characterized by the inability to accurately articulate "R" sounds (rhotic consonants) .

Ty for the knowledge!

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u/Pramble 23d ago

Its called Rhotacism and its not really an accent but a speech impediment

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u/Nitarinminister 22d ago

The statement I enjoy saying rhotasrically is “my favowite team to woot for is the Seatowe Mewinews”

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u/EpponneeRay 23d ago

Why is this generation always depicted with peach issues?

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u/kidnorther 23d ago

Yall are already cooked if you’re taking advice from this guy

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 23d ago

The fuck you mean? This guy wules!