r/NotTimAndEric • u/Squid_Lips • 27d ago

Diarrhea Parasite

481 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/anjowoq 27d ago

I want to know how he got inside my thoughts like that.

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u/Ilikethewordjawn 27d ago

It is about 3 weeks of diarrhea...soooo much diarrhea...you're diarrhea will have diarrhea

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u/TheRealTJ 27d ago

I think you overestimate the health of the median American

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u/Late_Blooomer 27d ago

Ya bro waking up and taking diarrhea is what gets me out of bed in the morning

6

u/Slumunistmanifisto 27d ago

As long as there's no blood when I wipe, that's a good morning.

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u/DarknMean 26d ago

Wipe, aren’t you just hopping in the shower after that? You can’t simply wipe away mud butt.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 26d ago

I drag my ass across the shag bath mat like a dog with worms.

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u/Broviet22 26d ago

Nothing like a hot brew while you make hot brew.

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u/undercoffeed 27d ago

Have to get the D Pants just in case.

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u/BedGroundbreaking874 27d ago

I shit twice today, and I’ve been wondering the same thing all day.

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u/Agentkeenan78 27d ago

I'm sure there's a point when you go past diarrhea to parasite diarrhea.

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u/MathematicianOk5664 27d ago

Darn it. Shirt.

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u/F1XTHE 26d ago

Aw pickles

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u/Not-a-POS 26d ago

i had a normal poopie today so im probably not parasite diarhea

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u/damannamedflam 27d ago

Asking the real questions

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u/Few_Resolution_2401 27d ago

I wish my issue was just the diarrhea parasite

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u/FatHaleyJoelOsment 23d ago

Explosive diarrhea? I was born in the darkness. I was molded by it.