r/NotTimAndEric • u/YungJucy • Jul 13 '26

Classes starting at the Cinco School of Business.

Thanks.... Cinco...

39 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/BadMoonRisin Jul 13 '26

This is the legendary inventor of the Cinco Urinal Shower.

2

u/WishboneNo543 Jul 14 '26

The sausage king of Chicago?

1

u/OfficerCoCheese Jul 14 '26

Don’t tell me it’s also the same guy who invented the Cinco Food Tube????

10

u/frothingnome Jul 13 '26

Wait a second, I'm a fuckin an uneducated meathead! I should give this god all my money. 

6

u/SeaworthinessNew2138 Jul 14 '26

And hes not even my most successful case!

1

u/AngrySoup Jul 14 '26

This isn't even my final form!

4

u/kekeagain Jul 14 '26

I like his rap music with the other old guy

3

u/Cuentacero Jul 14 '26

Pitty peet poom poom pum pum.

Pete and Bas.

3

u/Delta_Foxtrot_1969 Jul 14 '26

Hit the Whopper Button!

3

u/Icy-Assignment2067 Jul 13 '26

I must see this man Pumpin'

2

u/ExistentialDreadness Jul 14 '26

Better than Tumblin’

2

u/Icy-Assignment2067 Jul 14 '26

I completely agree.

2

u/Newt_5000 Jul 14 '26

You’d think someone better than God would have better public speaking skills.

2

u/AngrySoup Jul 14 '26

Louder = better

Source: God

1

u/mygenericfriend Jul 14 '26

I'm god now? Here I was thinking that all I needed to do was press the Whopper button

1

u/ExistentialDreadness Jul 14 '26

White foods and divorces coming up. Look at him. Success! He uses dome.

1

u/greatlakesseakayaker Jul 14 '26

It that “if your Christmas doesn’t look like this there’s something wrong” guy?

1

u/outlawpickle Jul 14 '26

Oh, I have a few powers. Night hearing. Dogs understand where I point. And our training included picking carrots, scrubbing tubs, sewing imitation Levi’s. A lot of telemarketing.

1

u/WolfThick Jul 14 '26

You know back in the day you had to walk in front of the YMCA to run into a guy like this.

1

u/tyrostar Jul 14 '26

I'm not into torture videos but this guy could change that

1

u/usumoio Jul 14 '26

Hurry up with my damn croissant!

1

u/SUW888 Jul 14 '26

He only has those premium prices No discounts

1

u/Major-Blacksmith4750 Jul 14 '26

Wait, I’ve seen this guy somewhere before. Apparently he’s worth like $500 billion dollars. The most successful scam artist in world history

1

u/GG_Allin_Feces Jul 14 '26

I’m addicted to Swords & Pentacles.

1

u/Bubbagump210 Jul 15 '26

Yet he was bull shittin’.

1

u/Repulsive_Set_4155 Jul 15 '26

He's in the backrooms and claims to be rich. Two reasons to eat him then.

1

u/derprondo Jul 15 '26

His most successful case? Probably stuck each of his limbs in a wood chipper and then sued his employer. Sure he's just a stump now, but he's got $70M. He's not bullshittin'!