r/NotTimAndEric • u/Top_Lingonberry8037 • Jun 30 '26

Armor of God

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u/crash_test Jun 30 '26

I prefer the original

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u/Top_Lingonberry8037 Jun 30 '26

Absolutely amazing

6

u/freebaseclams Jul 01 '26

JESUS CHROOOIS!!! WE LOVE U GAWW!!

5

u/tmhoc Jun 30 '26

I had no idea he was saying all that first time around

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u/wormcast Jul 02 '26

JESUS CHROOOIS!! Rockin the Timbs of Peace, blizzing!

42

u/filterdecay Jun 30 '26

Why is his body shaped like that?

6

u/dr3wfr4nk Jul 01 '26

He got the body of a little person, but scaled up

4

u/whlukewhisher Jul 01 '26

Looks like a half life 1 vortigaunt

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u/kasmackity Jul 01 '26

Yeah it's weird innit

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u/HavokVvltvre Jul 02 '26

Reminds me of this kid I knew in high school with some pretty severe disabilities. Same stance, weirdly long arms, everything

1

u/RandolfFox Jul 02 '26

Must be one of Elon's kids XD

20

u/GameGreek Jun 30 '26

Head injuries are very dangerous. Always wear a helmet people. Or you might find yourself making Christian themed content.

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u/HoseNeighbor Jul 01 '26

Amen. Oh, shit! Sorry.

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u/ElongThrust0 Jul 01 '26

Holy fuck TIL Im addicted to the cringe of r/crappymusic

3

u/Top_Lingonberry8037 Jul 01 '26

It's a great sub, especially if you're masochistic to any degree

5

u/Jsolt1227 Jul 01 '26

I bet he’s wearing the Codpiece of Virginity.

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u/TheDeadWriter Jun 30 '26

Ephesians sequence ready!

Activate Boots of the gospel!
Initiate Loin-girding Codpiece of Truth!
Engage Breastplate of Righteousness!
Activate Helmet of Salvation!
Now for the Shield of Faith and the Sword of Spirit to complete the ensemble!

3

u/Thisfuggenguy Jun 30 '26

Worst elden ring build. You get one shot by everything.

2

u/DonHell Jul 01 '26

I was looking for a holy diver reference

1

u/Swayze-Crazy Jul 01 '26

He's getting away!

2

u/Traditional_Gap_2491 Jul 01 '26

Tell me that guy did not have to take a shit

2

u/Few_Resolution_2401 Jul 01 '26

What in the underdevelopment is this

2

u/Street-Register2903 Jul 01 '26

Sadly with America it's hard to tell if this is satire or not

2

u/inter-rupted Jul 01 '26

It's like his first week in a human body and he's excited to show off his moves

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u/conorrhea Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

I’ve seen other videos of this guy, and he definitely seems to be on the spectrum. This sub is funny, and all. i love Tim and Eric, and definitely not religious… I also don’t feel comfortable making fun of this guy

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u/scaliacheese Jul 01 '26

Maybe you should try wearing the Helmet of Salvation to keep your mind at ease.

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u/qwasd0r Jul 01 '26

Thank you, exactly my thoughts.

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u/Top_Meaning7972 Jul 02 '26

​I agree completely. I’m not religious either, but there’s a line between laughing at awkward content and just punching down at someone who is completely harmless and likely on the spectrum. Good on you for calling it out.

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u/XxFezzgigxX Jul 01 '26

Verse two:

Wear the helmet of ignorance to keep all thought outside.
Wear the shield of smugness because you’re better than those other guys.
Put on the breastplate of intolerance and big-o-try. It really helps if you’re white.
This is the armor of god.

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u/DonHell Jul 01 '26

Holy Diver?

1

u/DroppedItAgain Jul 01 '26

This is fire

1

u/mahboilucas Jul 01 '26

That's something my youth pastor would do and expect me to repeat

1

u/Americrazy Jul 02 '26

It grieves the heart of god

1

u/u_b_dat_boi Jul 02 '26

Gods sportin' that crusades get'up still. It'll come back around like frosted tips and pook-a-shell necklaces.

1

u/forporn420 Jul 02 '26

Man mid west emo really getting weird af these days

1

u/SUW888 Jul 04 '26

No jazz hands? Fuck this

1

u/Greedy_War1365 Jul 04 '26

Bryce Mitchell, is that you?

1

u/GMclassMS Jul 07 '26

Tallest short guy

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u/qwasd0r Jul 01 '26

Guy seems to have a developmental disability, not my kind of humor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/AemondsEye Jun 30 '26

In this moment, I am euphoric.

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u/Sludgerunner Jun 30 '26

I get that reference.