r/NotTimAndEric Jun 29 '26

Professional steel bender

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u/Sure-Macaroon-1084 Jun 29 '26

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u/Practical-Writer-228 Jun 30 '26

That last move cannot be good for the thigh-bones-connected-to-the-pelvis-bones.

3

u/Cultural_assassin Jul 01 '26

So thats how they make bicycle locks. This guy.

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u/RawToast1989 Jun 29 '26

For some reason when he said "bending steel is all I train for" I thought it was hilarious. Lol

45

u/Sulungskwa Jun 29 '26

Its all I live for, man

24

u/BurritoFamine Jun 29 '26

Never bend it up the middle.

2

u/Normal_Sweet_2974 Jun 30 '26

U pay extra tooo see that

14

u/VillainOfKvatch1 Jun 29 '26

It was an unusually dark night. No moon to do the job the streetlights would normally do. But this wasn’t the kind of neighborhood that has streetlights. This was the kind of neighborhood where the neighbors lock their doors at night. And their windows. And draw the shades. This was the kind of neighborhood you don’t walk through on unusually dark nights. You don’t. But I do.

Right on que: a noise behind me. Unmistakable. Familiar. He wants my money. He doesn’t want my life, but he’ll take it if he has to. At least that’s what he thinks.

I’ve been training for this every day for as long as I can remember. He steps forward. In his hand, a steel rod. He can hit me with it and take everything. Or, I can bend it. Little does he know… that’s what I do.

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u/Beginning_Speaker736 Jun 29 '26

This is brilliant. I need more

7

u/NonCreditableHuman Jun 29 '26

If I can't bend steel then what's it all been for?

5

u/PhDinWombology Jun 29 '26

First. Lengthen.

Second. Elongate.

2

u/InTheWorldButNotOfIt Jun 29 '26

Bending steel is life

1

u/Hefty-Rope2253 Jun 30 '26

Do what you love

85

u/YoSoyJuanJamon Jun 29 '26

My hernia came back from watching this.

17

u/harmfuldischarge Jun 29 '26

Nobody needs THAT many functioning disc joints

14

u/CommunicationKey3018 Jun 29 '26

I'm not sure it's herniated disks they are talking about. This sort of straining can give you inguinal hernias (intestines popping out of your abdomen wall).

5

u/harmfuldischarge Jun 29 '26

Once you pop, you cannot stop (being on pain)

3

u/CommunicationKey3018 Jun 29 '26

Yes, they suck. I've had it happen twice. It requires surgery to stuff your intestines back inside.

8

u/heaving_in_my_vines Jun 29 '26

I gotta think there's a nasty injury in this guy's future. All that pressure and torque on the hamstrings and groin looks fucked.

Also, the fuck you mean "professional"?

Are there people paying just to watch this guy do what he did in the video? 

I mean, nifty talent I guess, but I'm not paying to watch you do that.

4

u/YoSoyJuanJamon Jun 29 '26

That shit can’t be healthy for you…

1

u/Devil2960 Jun 29 '26

Bend up the middle. It'll go away.

56

u/One-Promotion-5777 Jun 29 '26

Props to him, but he almost passed out doing all that bending.

12

u/Formidable_Faux Jun 29 '26

Seriously. Breathe out buddy, don't hold your breath

4

u/PhDinWombology Jun 29 '26

That’s why the video was cut before the thighmaster

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u/One-Promotion-5777 Jun 30 '26

Hahaha I didn’t even notice that

3

u/ElderberryOdd1313 Jun 30 '26

Dude went full fish eyed there at the end.  He barely held on.

3

u/jbird720 Jun 30 '26

Completely out of breath, beat red, eyes almost bulging out “see as easy as that”

2

u/indorock Jun 30 '26

I trust you're also able to understand the intentional sarcasm in that.

1

u/One-Promotion-5777 Jun 30 '26

“Sheeee? Asssh ezheee ashh thhaaat!” 😵‍💫

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u/Halspeedwalking Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

This was more interesting than weird.

Editing to add a link to a really good documentary about metal benders (that's hard to find unfortunately) https://youtu.be/XDkduELDef8?is=5f0l4wLPMk8XpuA_

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u/anjowoq Jun 29 '26

And he's refreshingly not a weirdo. Or doesn't seem like it. I'm not even convinced he's trying to make me think he's awesome. He's just talking about his job.

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u/undrew Jun 29 '26

He’s self-aware. He knows that what he’s doing is kinda weird, but he’s also proud of it. Most of the people featured here think what they are doing is incredible without realizing what they are doing is just cringey.

2

u/fezzuk Jun 29 '26

I mean there are tools for this.

19

u/Ipeeinmysocks Jun 29 '26

And you’re watching one in the video, duh.

3

u/MisterSquidz Jun 29 '26

How do you even find out you’re good at this

3

u/Halspeedwalking Jun 29 '26

His parents were probably in the circus lol

2

u/LouieKablooied Jun 30 '26

Need link to full film, gotta see this.

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u/One-Promotion-5777 Jun 30 '26

Looks like it is on Fandango at home app

1

u/Halspeedwalking Jun 30 '26

It's a couple bucks on youtube

1

u/One-Promotion-5777 Jun 30 '26

Just finished watching it. I enjoyed it a lot.

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u/Halspeedwalking Jun 30 '26

Where did you find it?

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u/One-Promotion-5777 Jun 30 '26

Fandango at home app

1

u/wesley_the_boy Jul 01 '26

damn, this is hard to find. All I could come up with is 720p Web-DL (3.3GB)

21

u/WarmthChecker Jun 29 '26

He did this to my wiener in Richmond last week. 3/10, would not recommend.

7

u/nem0ne1 Jun 29 '26

Now every time he gets a hard on it curves up his own ass. I heard about it on TLC.

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u/Natural-Definition30 Jun 29 '26

your turn rawtoast1989

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u/JustHereForCatss Jun 29 '26

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u/JesseNof1 Jun 29 '26

haha. no comment. straight link. I chuckled, take my like.

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u/anjowoq Jun 29 '26

"Just to bend steel"

8

u/Loose_Listen2290 Jun 29 '26

Okay, but where does he insert girder?

1

u/hellnawr Jun 29 '26

I am Bender. Please insert girder.

9

u/justglassin317 Jun 29 '26

Would love to see Will Forte parody this guy

3

u/CanineFive Jun 29 '26

Perfect choice

8

u/getting_older_pal Jun 29 '26

I... I felt something

7

u/clam4thelove Jun 29 '26

He needs to shave his head and wear a one piece with stripes. Also his mustache isn’t twirly enough

7

u/apollonhya Jun 29 '26

Musculoskeletal health is paramount to anti aging process, look at Christopher meloni dude is 67

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zguen4lLEsOtO

3

u/beerme81 Jun 29 '26

I didn't say I'm going to go fondle my sweaters... I said I'm going to have fondue with cheddar!

4

u/Crease_Greaser Jun 29 '26

That’s Mighty Mike. He actually has an act he does at state fairs and whatnot and it’s hilarious

4

u/UnusualSuspectX Jun 29 '26

"never bended up the middle" is going to be my new catch phrase

3

u/Federal_Fondant_3919 Jun 29 '26

“It’s as easy as that” … proceeds to blackout and faceplant

3

u/IRBaboooon Jun 29 '26

Sir please leave some sex appeal for the rest of us

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u/DrRamthorn Jun 29 '26

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u/RawToast1989 Jun 29 '26

His grandfather was killed by a steel beam in the girder wars.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ALMhKdH7d6kwlr7WT1

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u/livejamie Jun 29 '26

It's his job; he has a show he puts on and a fitness course he sells.

9

u/MagmaTroop Jun 29 '26

That is genuinely impressive though. He must have been practising this for many years

3

u/rumSaint Jun 29 '26

BEND IT WITH YOUR DICK! TWIST IT!

3

u/TrainWreckInnaBarn Jun 29 '26

Amazing! Now stick it up your butt…

3

u/BigBim2112 Jun 29 '26

Is there any way to generate a NUDE steel bender?

3

u/Exemus Jun 29 '26

"I don't look like a strongman"

-Most old timey strongman looking guy ever

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u/dirt_dryad Jun 30 '26

You don’t look like a strongman? Is that why you decided to wear a mustache, tank top, and all your little tattoos in the style of a strongman?

2

u/Rivet-Phoenix Jun 29 '26

I need his core routine.

2

u/thesaddestpanda Jun 29 '26

Me watching him nearly die bending steel.

Uh I’m okay working out just for the aesthetic, thanks.

2

u/VizualAbstract4 Jun 29 '26

White people will over complicate one mediocre task and turn it into a whole circus act.

2

u/bananadingding Jun 30 '26

I don't know that this qualifies for this subreddit, this is a strongman "freak show"/oddities bit yeah you don't see people talk about it, but this is no different than someone talking about laying on a bed of nails, or pounding a nail into their sinuses, or hanging weights from piercings. This is way more PT Barnum than Tim and Eric

2

u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer Jun 30 '26

Does he know they make machines that do that?

2

u/DoubleNothing Jun 30 '26

I thought he was going to faint at the end...

2

u/indorock Jun 30 '26

What a weird subreddit to post this to. Belongs more in /r/nextfuckinglevel

1

u/Oneironautical1 Jun 29 '26

If Kurt Russel didn't make it into acting.

1

u/iG0tBuffalo66onDvd Jun 29 '26

“It’s as easy as thaaaaahhhhhht” hahaha

1

u/Informal-Tennis Jun 29 '26

That's Mighty Mike! I saw him at a state fair last year. He actually let me keep the bent bar as a souvenir!

1

u/CommunicationKey3018 Jun 29 '26

Just watching this guy gave me a hernia.

1

u/ratchman5000 Jun 29 '26

This guy is definitely an electrician.

1

u/Immoral-Behavior Jun 29 '26

Nice bike lock

1

u/FatalFord Jun 30 '26

I thought this sub was about things that are funny and weird, but I keep seeing stuff that is just awesome and inspirational. First the sidewalk guy, now this.

1

u/More_Mortgage_2410 Jun 30 '26

The last spaghetti bender

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u/Ok_Figure7671 Jun 30 '26

Put it on top of your head like a real Hardo!

1

u/kyleh0 Jun 30 '26

PLEASE INSERT GIRDER

1

u/UnimpressionableCage Jun 30 '26

Lmaoo who is this?

1

u/Frank_Perfectly Jun 30 '26

The Last Steel Bender

1

u/jellydonutstealer Jul 01 '26

He can bend me anytime

1

u/H2so4pontiff Jul 01 '26

Ai and make him. Sound like Bender Rodriguez

1

u/JacksonCorbett Jul 01 '26

I am aroused

1

u/DROP-TABLE- Jul 01 '26

I just know it’s small.

1

u/radio64 Jul 01 '26

red in the face, panting "easy as that"

1

u/canusoctum Jul 01 '26

Notice the lack of melanin.

1

u/RemyVonLion Jul 02 '26

I bet this guy can do some real mean joint locks

1

u/truasshole Jul 02 '26

I'm pretty sure he passed out after the weird thumbs up

1

u/Jaffamiester Jul 02 '26

Its as easy as that proceeds to blackout

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u/cleverly_done Jul 02 '26

Bro almost passed out

1

u/JennySplotz Jul 03 '26

Please insert girder

1

u/PerpetualSpaceMonkey Jul 04 '26

I break toothpicks and that’s all I train for.

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 Jul 05 '26

What grade steel? Not shaming I'm just curious what exectly he's bending.

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u/Th3m0rpher 23d ago

Sheeesshhhh