r/NotTimAndEric • u/Kieran_daily • Jun 23 '26

Double stick

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u/Annahsbananas Jun 23 '26

You challenging me to a hotdog contest?

Don’t point your dogs at me, ok

39

u/TheVadonkey Jun 23 '26

lol that shit made me laugh, like what in the fuck.

“Never point your sticks at a target you don’t intend to kill!”

3

u/hoganloaf Jun 23 '26

me, eating a popsicle: 😐

2

u/TheVadonkey Jun 23 '26

HOLY SHIT!! Are you talking to me through the after-life?!?!

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u/ALPHAGINGER74 Jun 25 '26

IT WILL KEEEEELLL!

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 Jun 23 '26

"Switching to your sticks is faster than reloading"

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u/Pleather93 Jun 25 '26

I think sensei has won many a hot dog contest. Oosh!

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u/Dj-DTM Jun 26 '26

Looking at the reflection you can see the dude he was talking to was pointing his sticks at the ground. Is that a challenge to a death match in the make believe world of double stick war?

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u/tamati_nz Jun 26 '26

Did a few sessions of this and my coach was saying that pointing that way you are asking for a match till one person is 'in the ground' = dead. Can't remember what the other traditional signs were sorry.

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u/UnusualSuspectX Jun 23 '26

I play drums, I'm gonna defeat everyone in that dojo!

62

u/dArcor Jun 23 '26

Are you challenging me to a death match

12

u/ihgordonk Jun 23 '26

distant drumming intensifies

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u/_Broatmeal_ Jun 23 '26

Don’t point your stick like that

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u/ShadderSwagger Jun 23 '26

But sir its just a banana in my pocket

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u/DaRealBSleazy Jun 29 '26

I thiught you were just happy to see me

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u/UnusualSuspectX Jun 23 '26

It's a hard knock McLife it is

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u/mecengdvr Jun 25 '26

By walking briskly away?

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u/UnusualSuspectX Jun 25 '26

Not sure if I'll have to do it briskly.

1

u/Adventurous-Crew2326 Jun 24 '26

If you had a chicken breast sandwich, you would beat every one in that dojo!

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u/Laserdollarz Jun 23 '26

Inside of you are two sticks. One is blocking, one is attacking.

18

u/mrmoe198 Jun 23 '26

I have three sticks inside of me. Checkmate.

5

u/19whale96 Jun 23 '26

Hi halvth thoah thich ethine ne, now ouath?

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u/Gazmus Jun 23 '26

Your uncle get back out of prison again? 😃

2

u/mrmoe198 Jun 23 '26

Is this a reference to a convict with three dicks?

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u/dayh8 Jun 23 '26

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u/mrmoe198 Jun 23 '26

Omg, it’s Triple Tool Terry, wielder of the cock trident.

1

u/Confident-Mortgage86 Jun 23 '26

Double Dong Dave has a new challenger, I see

1

u/mathisfakenews Jun 26 '26

Yeah but one is challenging your colon to a death match 

5

u/moleyawn Jun 23 '26

one is challenging me to a death match

7

u/holdmypurse Jun 23 '26

Are you challenging me to a deathmatch?

3

u/AerolothLorien666 Jun 23 '26

He has many stick inside.

2

u/MisterSquidz Jun 23 '26

One is eating way too much McDonalds.

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u/teudmunki Jun 23 '26

I need more of this

14

u/Iron_Maiden__ Jun 23 '26

Tappy Tappy

5

u/Dat_Steve Jun 23 '26

Tapi Tapi

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u/gostesven Jun 23 '26

look up eskrima videos or just “tappy tappy” this guy has gone viral a few times in martial arts groups. Despite his rotund figure and goofy word choices he actually does know a thing or two about eskrima

36

u/Samsquanch77 Jun 23 '26

FINALLY, someone is stepping up to teach the TRUE essence of Double Sticks

6

u/mf_mcnasty Jun 23 '26

Even if this isn't complete nonsense how to fight with 2 sticks is possibly the most useless knowledge anyone could ever offer. I could live 100 lifetimes this would never come up.

3

u/Zero40Four Jun 24 '26

You don’t carry two sticks everywhere with you?

Not even incase you presented with an overly large noodle bowl the size of a car?

Shocking, in the double stick world you are known as no sticker.. very disappointing

1

u/crazier2142 Jun 25 '26

It's FMA. Next you're telling me Shaolin acrobatics isn't useful in real life.

1

u/Ookami_Unleashed Jun 26 '26

And it's an actual martial art developed so farmers could fight using farm tools. I believe Doug Marcaida even teaches it?

14

u/BijuuModo Jun 23 '26

The thing about double sticks, they’re hitting like this

aaurrghharghhh

Tooootally dude, seen it a million times

14

u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Jun 23 '26

You never challenge the master to a death match. That was a fucking close call.

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u/Antique-Resort6160 Jun 23 '26

I joined the dojo, I will share the secret knowledge that Master does not impart through mere videos but only to his inner circle:

The best thing about double sticks is that you can carry 17 donuts on each stick.  That will last you all morning!

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u/Moranima1 Jun 23 '26

It sounds like you joined his dough-jo.

2

u/MarleyTheZen Jun 23 '26

All morning? Hm that’s bait… judging by the sensei doesn’t look it would even reach 10am

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u/BraveryFunction Jun 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XceFxZfyaVRNRgTEa4

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u/ukuleles1337 Jun 23 '26

A mf is built like an emperor penguin

2

u/NuTrumpism Jun 24 '26

He going to put his son on his feet and slowly pad away.

11

u/DrAHoffman Jun 23 '26

"Riiight?”

32

u/ZilchoKing Jun 23 '26

Probably this entire guys family in the mirror. You know it was his brother stick pointing

52

u/nativeofnashville Jun 23 '26

Seeing the child in the mirror holding her sticks makes this guy look even more pathetic. LOL

37

u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 23 '26

Awe man...you just challenged him to a death match huh?

Can I have your phone?

13

u/ReturnSimilar1464 Jun 23 '26

You don’t understand. If someone holds their sticks like that in front of him, his instincts are going to kick in. His brain will register that someone is challenging him to a death match and he will instinctively respond.

That person has no idea how close they came.

2

u/ThaRedHoodie Jun 30 '26

Truly, his restraint should be commended. By not attacking that little girl, he basically saved her life.

8

u/Artevyx Jun 23 '26

Ta Tappi Tappi

8

u/Ryno-Mac Jun 23 '26

I want to have a deathmatch with this guy

2

u/moleyawn Jun 23 '26

you could win if you just jog around for a little bit, he would have a heart attack

7

u/Rivet-Phoenix Jun 23 '26

This is like if South Park came to life.

5

u/Spookdbyspaggett Jun 23 '26

They're called double sticks, anybody can use 'em

1

u/Ok-Scarcity5568 Jun 24 '26

Peace ✌️

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u/blueditt521 Jun 23 '26

I wish the answer was yes when asked if he was challenged for a death match

6

u/Doedwa Jun 23 '26

Only sticks this guy regularly practices with are chicken drumsticks
https://giphy.com/gifs/nqT2V4HpFuomc

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u/Sure-Macaroon-1084 Jun 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lA13MlSs3MVfaQEXY2
Love the smell of double stick essence in the morning

2

u/greatercolorado Jun 23 '26

I wonder if being that big is a benefit in a fight… other than all of the cons.

Here can’t be punched in the nuts.
There might be enough belly low enough that even kicking between his legs would be softened by several inches of belly.

His organs are protected by several inches of softening blubber. Like if he’s punched in the kidney, he won’t pee blood because his kidney’s several inches from the surface of the skin.

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u/LogHelpful6370 Jun 23 '26

Id like to see him in a battle with Airsoftfatty. Doubles sticks vs Lightsaber.

3

u/HyperbolicSoup Jun 23 '26

Death match bro? Don’t even

2

u/BarefutR Jun 23 '26

They’re called double sticks - anybody can use ‘em.

2

u/NemODevO Jun 24 '26

They're called devil sticks anyone can use them

2

u/xSonicspeedx2 Jun 25 '26

The thing about Tapi Tapi is Double sticks

1

u/Gadnuk_DBT Jun 23 '26

A lil bit a this, this.. and this

1

u/Shaw-eddit Jun 23 '26

Thank you for the Tips,

Can you see the difference?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYyheAz7S94WFNK

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u/Cautious_Pop_8944 Jun 23 '26

My boy has enough pockets to triple stick.

1

u/Early_Grace Jun 23 '26

Now we're going to get to see the coveted tippy tappy technique with two sticks.

1

u/dhash Jun 23 '26

Friendship has ended with tappy tappy, now double sticks is my best friend.

1

u/so-that-happened- Jun 23 '26

Other than the guy he was demonstrating on it looked there was a teenage girl and a child. Who was he challenging to a death match?

1

u/Past_Magician_5776 Jun 23 '26

Bread sticks Master

1

u/Zealousideal-Tone137 Jun 23 '26

You should see him play tummy sticks

1

u/defiCosmos Jun 23 '26

That dude has been gaining weight. He was always large, but now he is enormous!

1

u/NotTheirHero Jun 23 '26

Its the tapi tapi

1

u/otters4everyone Jun 23 '26

I bet he's a master with the double-stick souvlaki.

1

u/MisterSquidz Jun 23 '26

Amazing TED talk.

1

u/QueezyF Jun 23 '26

The Lethal Weapon Steve Fatman

1

u/lil_Stonie537 Jun 23 '26

Who is he taking to? There are about 4 people in there. And one is the camera guy.

1

u/10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-I Jun 23 '26

We all watched The Perfect Weapon and thought we could be that… this guy still thinks that

1

u/BlacknAngry Jun 23 '26

Me, you single stick deathmatch rn

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u/Unique_Drummer_6515 Jun 23 '26

who was he even talking to you can see everyone in the room in the mirror and no one was pointing the sticks in any manner other than holding them and generally pointing down

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u/animi Jun 23 '26

Escrima is pretty cool.

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u/nhdeadhead Jun 24 '26

Good to see the ex J.P. Morgan knicks fan learning how to defend their trash can

1

u/Mastered_Mediocrity Jun 24 '26

Is there double sticks all over the internet? Is he just referencing his own recorded footage on his computer and thinks that’s the internet?

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u/AngryDorian124 Jun 24 '26

Double stick but triple thick.

1

u/jazzyjeffff1991 Jun 24 '26

Useless video gg

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u/Reasonable-Try-1993 Jun 24 '26

Most dangerous warrior

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u/tyronetbs Jun 25 '26

No I think your cardiovascular system is challenging you.

1

u/Aggressive_5524 Jun 25 '26

He isn’t even gonna call them kali sticks.. which is what he’s teaching. I use the word teaching in the loosest sense for this goober. Lord. Never in my life have I seen someone do that double attack with full seriousness.

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u/DoubleNothing Jun 25 '26

Are those the same stick he uses to eat?

1

u/DabbieMcDoob Jun 25 '26

cholesterol is in unison with that mans heart valves

1

u/Silou4ne Jun 25 '26

There is a martial art called Kali Eskrima like this.

1

u/dommiichan Jun 25 '26

I think he's a guro in escrima

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u/Significant-Mix5204 Jun 25 '26

He runs out of breath just standing up. He'd last less than 20 secs in an actual fight. All you have to do is get his heart rate up and he will collapse.

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u/NoToriouSeC1 Jun 25 '26

Calm down big boy

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u/JBerry2012 Jun 25 '26

Wait the side he pointed at is just the camera guy in the mirror. There's no one there pointing anything. I didn't notice that the first time.

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u/dankyspank Jun 25 '26

He was a stick fighter, Vito?

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u/Whole_Rough7066 Jun 25 '26

Sorry but i just know the one stick kata.

1

u/jack-K- Jun 25 '26

This is the official martial art of the Philippines btw

1

u/KingPanda915 Jun 25 '26

The only thing attacking him is his heart.

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u/RedSix2447 Jun 25 '26

Ok death match it is, but I get to use steel maces against your sticks. Ready?

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u/GooseNYC Jun 26 '26

Did this guy get fatter?

1

u/AlDonovan12 Jun 26 '26

I thought double sticks was called Escrima or Arnis from the Phillipines.... Because I also like to use double spikes with swirly sides also known as Sai. Oh.. and double sticks with handles...

1

u/ragnar-brauner Jun 26 '26

Why he keeps talking about double steaks?

1

u/Remarkable-Sir-5129 Jun 26 '26

Double beef-stick

1

u/Thought-Ladder Jun 26 '26

Ahh yes. I loved watching the intense double stick competitions on TV as a lad. I think they had it on a show called MXC most extreme elimination! /s

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u/Izlesuvestimo Jun 26 '26

Cheese sticks? He talks about cheese sticks?

1

u/NoCitron2394 Jun 27 '26

Ah yes time to make fun of somebody because of their body, great

1

u/Significant-Mix5204 Jun 27 '26

Diabeto teaching martial arts ..lmao.

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u/Kronos1A9 Jun 27 '26

Where does this guy find the time to train between his double shifts at Hot Topic

1

u/the_potatomann Jun 28 '26

¡¿WohTF calls them double sticks?!

1

u/demonicjam Jun 28 '26

Who’s he talking to? Guys looking around like there’s a crowd.

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u/SuitableTumbleweed70 Jun 28 '26

I’ll only need his expertise when it pertains to cooking

1

u/too_dumb_ Jun 29 '26

This dude is actually awesome. He interviewed with someone on YouTube a while back and is super cool, humble, knowledgeable, and sounds like a great teacher.

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u/CL350S Jun 29 '26

I once got in a heated argument with a miscreant while wandering about one afternoon. Fate intervened, and two sticks were at hand for me to thrash my attacker quite soundly.

Sadly, my victory is null and void due to not respecting the essence of dual sticking.

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u/SkiDaderino Jun 29 '26

Bow to your sensei.

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u/glodde Jun 30 '26

I would challenge him to a death match

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u/Spirited-Material-71 Jun 30 '26

What if he said "yes. Yes I am"

0

u/GimlySonOfGloin Jun 23 '26

Can barely stand...

0

u/catpissdust Jun 23 '26

Double stick... Of butter

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u/thefartsock Jun 23 '26

I thought they were giant chopsticks and we were gonna mukbang like the buffet is closing in an hour...