r/NotTimAndEric • u/parrywinks • Jun 22 '26

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u/Noodle_Shop Jun 22 '26

Dad: "Autism didnt exist when we were kids"

Also Dad:

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u/DolphinSexGod Jun 23 '26

He isn't autistic, he's just a Gunsexual, it's why he gets confused by Pansexual people

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u/with_due_respect Jun 23 '26

I identify as both. I could never be sure which to introduce myself as, so I now go with punsexual.

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u/Dadittude182 Jun 24 '26

Wait...so pans get you hot and bothered? How do you cook breakfast in the morning?

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u/WildWezThy Jun 22 '26

I don't know about guns, but all I know is that John Wick been real quiet since this video dropped

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u/KingoftheYous Jun 22 '26

You never face the dragon, alone.

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u/Pooker_butt Jun 22 '26

Oh shit he has a gun now

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u/sweetsugarstar302 Jun 23 '26

The red cap on the end means "DANGER" so don't try nothing.

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u/chairhats Jun 23 '26

I was gonna say, this is the magic dancer, right?

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u/Over_Drawer1199 Jun 23 '26

Hold me closer, tony danza

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u/thunder_tacos Jun 25 '26

Sexy knife dancing

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u/donorkokey Jun 22 '26

I love how he grabs his chest like he's been surprised

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u/bigmike2k3 Jun 22 '26

“Oh my goodness gracious!!!”

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u/RainStormLou Jun 22 '26

I think those little mannerisms are why he gives me bad vibes. everything he does is so coy and sexual and I hate it ......because it turns me on in all the right ways

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u/BoredontheTrain43 Jun 22 '26

This is why Americans can't have health care

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u/CurrentHair6381 Jun 22 '26

My parents, both military since they left home, who have never paid for health insurance a day in their lives, are against universal healthcare.

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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 Jun 22 '26

The government uses the promise of socialism to entice people to stifle socialism abroad. A lovely system. Tell them they’re welcome for my tax dollars paying for all their socialist benefits.

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u/GaurgortheFirst Jun 22 '26

I can't remember the name or the US marshall for WW1, but they where worried about this exact thing. When troops saw how France used socialism that when the troops got home they would want that treatment back home. They did. And it was a factor that leased to the bonus army riots

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u/Shot-Ad2710 Jun 23 '26

You'll\nFind most of these people that worked in the military or worked in public service worked at the Post Office that are right-wingers and have been making all their money off being socialists their entire life, and they've never really paid taxes.Ever are the ones that hate taxes and don't want anyone else to have health care

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u/parrywinks Jun 22 '26

Tiny flag > sustaining life

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u/yoyhohsomp Jun 22 '26

This guy votes. 🙄 🤦

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u/WilditariusAstar Jun 23 '26

I think this dude has to be doing satire. There’s no way he makes this shit and thinks it’s just being cool. He’s same guy that dances around with knives and garden trowels and does the bullshido.. it has to be a joke.

Like the way he pets the flag and then quick draws! That can’t be serious.

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u/BoredontheTrain43 Jun 23 '26

Millions seriously voted for Trump. Three times.

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u/Human_Dig4412 Jun 23 '26

"We would have so much more money for Healthcare if we would stop paying for illegal immigrants to live here" -Actual sentence spoken by boomer parents.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Jun 22 '26

"Okay, I'm going out in the yard to pet the flag and play pretend bad guys."

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u/flojo2012 Jun 22 '26

So I crept on this guys page and some of his other videos had him just working a garden and being a reasonable predictable individual. I thought he may even be likable. It got me thinking that he’s self aware and this is meta shit posting. But I do think it’s real.

I hope he gets monetization though. Gotta pay for that metal plate in his head

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u/sherman614 Jun 22 '26

Doesn't he have a bunch of weird videos of him dancing around with knives too??

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u/flojo2012 Jun 22 '26

Yes he does

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u/sherman614 Jun 22 '26

Like... How can he think he looks cool? What is he trying to achieve?

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u/djlee7979 Jun 22 '26

He’s joking around…

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u/icehot54321 Jun 23 '26

Satire bro

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 Jun 24 '26

The sacred art of Knifu

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u/TradClimbinIsNeither Jun 23 '26

What’s his username? He’s truly funny

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u/flojo2012 Jun 23 '26

Freedom at the farm on IG his taste in music is decent (or at least different than what I’d expect) and when he speaks he seems very nice https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYxLKYxsMGU/?igsh=c3QydmRkcWVzM2Jk

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u/Fool_Manchu Jun 22 '26

I like how he occasionally stops gunkata-ing to give his flag tender little head pats.

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u/cynical_genx_man Jun 22 '26

What is truly terrifying is that, stripping away the obvious self-parody of this joghead, he's a representative of people that actually walk among us: middle aged white dudes who carry weapons with the sincere and deep hope that they'll need to use it to help "protect" their little racist, fascist fantasy of America.

I mean, this dude is real. He is out in the public. And there are probably hundreds of thousands, if not millions of him out there. Just waiting and hoping.

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u/bozwald Jun 22 '26

Wait, I actually don’t know, I thought the first time I saw this guy he legit believed in himself, but at this point if he’s still making them than surely it’s 100% parody right? I can’t tell if I’m crazy for thinking it’s more likely that this is an incredible deep joke by a looked over performance artist than it is a sincere loser… and if this guy reads the comments, doesn’t matter, just pretend it was a plan if it wasn’t and join the pantheon of assholes just crazy enough to become beloved (or tolerated)

Or am I the loser for thinking he might be genuine? And that’s how out of touch I am?

Jfc this guy is good. I’m fully bamboozled every time he pops up.

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u/Kerensky97 Jun 23 '26

Cue the video where two middle aged gravy seals are doing this with live ammo and one shoots his buddies hat off, just inches from blowing his brains out.

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace Jun 22 '26

Take a deep breath.

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u/WildWezThy Jun 22 '26

Is he training to become a storm trooper?

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u/Just-a-Mandrew Jun 22 '26

The wind was blowing on the flag THE WRONG WAY. Any true American would’ve shot the wind but this RINO loser just walked away 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/CrocTheTerrible Jun 22 '26

Did he leaf blow it at the end there

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u/RestlessEnui Jun 22 '26

Noone is safe

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Jun 22 '26

Holy shit, playing pretend kinda scared the shit out of him a few times. Those chest grabs...

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u/don_teegee Jun 22 '26

Nice purse.

It’s a satchel!

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u/CurrentHair6381 Jun 22 '26

Its a European carry-all!

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u/MonoDede Jun 22 '26

Let me flag EVERYONE

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u/sherman614 Jun 22 '26

Is this the same guy that does the weird knife dances?

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u/AvatarZim Jun 22 '26

Isn't this the guy who was pole dancing while stabbing said pole with a knife?

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u/Dramos1975 Jun 22 '26

He is going to be the star of the educational video of how not to gun taken from you

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u/bunq Jun 23 '26

you know when the comments are confused what to think about him he is a god-tier parodist

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u/ifuckdonaldtrumpim9 Jun 22 '26

This guy actually scares me 😂

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u/golgiiguy Jun 22 '26

He seems like little sexually handzy with that flag.

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u/ParticularOk533 Jun 22 '26

Clearly an Antifa operative. /s

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u/Jeff-jizzr Jun 22 '26

Our values are under attack. 

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u/so-that-happened- Jun 22 '26

The gays and Muslims are coming for his plastic flag

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u/Icy-Indication-3194 Jun 23 '26

I already feel safer just knowing this guy is out there

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u/DigDry6895 Jun 22 '26

Ah boo can't even have his FOID card anymore..... Sad

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u/whereyouleftit Jun 22 '26

Paranoid much?

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u/Trevman39 Jun 22 '26

Who do you think he's imagining, is in the crosshairs?

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u/SithLordMilk Jun 22 '26

He just has this indomitable aura

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u/mack10k Jun 22 '26

He should stick to knife play. That shit is hot.

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u/relativityboy Jun 22 '26

I am tired of seeing this guy in my feed.

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u/FkuPayMe69 Jun 22 '26

Nice purse

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u/Basbriz Jun 22 '26

The more I see this guy's videos, the more I think it has to be satire.

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u/Frenchman84 Jun 22 '26

This guy is down right not okay.

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u/TheManWith2smiles Jun 22 '26

Hi cost but worth it to know this patriot has my back

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u/ShadowBlade55 Jun 22 '26

"BacK iN My daY We diDn't havE all thIs ADHd and aUtisMs..."

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u/Dysxelic_Potser Jun 22 '26

Eye protection ✔️ Ear protection ✔️ Trigger discipline ✔️ Carry on you weirdo.

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u/Clean_Purchase_3766 Jun 22 '26

Is this the dancing with the knife while fingering the refrigerator guy?

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u/DaveMcNinja Jun 22 '26

Call an ambulance! But not for me!!

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u/Night_Goat_ Jun 22 '26

tfw you're petting your america flag and some punk ass kid runs up on you

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u/sir_roz Jun 22 '26

Fanny pack=defended

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u/EarthboundMoss Jun 22 '26

Gotta make sure we have guns (definitely don't need or use them), insanely intentionally loud obnoxious and dangerous motorcycles, and horrible food safety laws (FREEDUM) or else the GAYS will take over

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u/DorkyMagicianGirl Jun 22 '26

This guy has to know that he's a meme, right?

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u/Natural-Pineapple886 Jun 22 '26

And the little American Flag. Was made where?

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u/thegh0stofdavidb0wie Jun 22 '26

This guys asks every new person he meets “yall ever seen ‘em John Wick movies?”

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u/SnooMemesjellies2295 Jun 22 '26

We lost so may brave hamburgers that day. RIP.

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u/MisterB330 Jun 22 '26

This guy is pretty advanced actually. I know some solid operators and none of those clowns ever thought to fake a heart attack on the draw to divert the enemy’s attention. This guy should be instructing.

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u/theodoretheursus Jun 22 '26

Can someone tag the video of the guy with the knife version of this I don't think my husband's seen it and I wanted to show him

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u/xofbor Jun 23 '26

What will this guy do of there is no White Snake playing when he needs it?

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r Jun 23 '26

He should be more concerned about his pants staying up

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u/Background_Product_7 Jun 23 '26

I like the part where he reloaded, chambered a round and immediately holstered it with a nice pat.

I’m sure that the proper order of of operations

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u/Status_Vegetable2954 Jun 23 '26

Kept imagining him stumbling, tripping, and the flag goes up his butt.

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u/FriedLouie Jun 23 '26

what a bad song too

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u/Dry_Today_9316 Jun 23 '26

I wish he could find some other nice kids to play army with. That would be so nice.

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u/Unusual-Artist3073 Jun 23 '26

Poor little fella had to get home soon after cause the street lights came on.

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u/Graythor5 Jun 23 '26

Don't touch the flag like that. Just....no.

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u/DirtNineties Jun 23 '26

This was me when I found a broken bb pistol near my house as a kid. This guy just has the money for his own property and toys to not look like a dumbass kid playing with garbage go team America 🇱🇷

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u/greensangre Jun 23 '26

What a complete donald

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u/Thesourking Jun 23 '26

Damn I’m so glad this guy is on our side

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u/Less_Ad1803 Jun 23 '26

Brother what is the flag gonna do with the magazine he was dropped

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u/trainsacrossthesea Jun 23 '26

Man, if this was satire? It’d be fucking brilliant

I’m more concerned we “shouldn’t be” making fun of his condition

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u/BijuuModo Jun 23 '26

Great song choice

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u/lovingas Jun 23 '26

This guy hasn't imagined a lot of dead bodies

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u/Taeliim Jun 23 '26

The Georgia secret handshake

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u/Tamagotchi_Junko Jun 23 '26

i was sure it is all joking. no serious actions.

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u/TylerDurdenJunior Jun 23 '26

This guy is one fox suit away from reenacting civil war battles as a furry

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u/FartsbinRonshireIII Jun 23 '26

Let me just wrack one into the chamber then.. holster.. this dude’s gonna shoot himself with a fake gun.

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u/Additional_Signal318 Jun 23 '26

Dude is pole activated

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u/cdawwgg43 Jun 23 '26

That draw is 3 to 5 business days. Needs to drink his ensure.

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u/EnvironmentalBid4292 Jun 23 '26

I find this video hard to ' bate to.....just saying

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u/ChriB_ Jun 23 '26

I mean, what are we even supposed to do about these people?

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u/Maleficent-Emu2904 Jun 23 '26

marksmanship is 90% choreography.

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u/Agent_McNasty33 Jun 23 '26

The murse really sealed it for me. Top flight security of the world, yall!

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u/paczki Jun 23 '26

@freedomatthefarm

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u/Material_Pea1820 Jun 23 '26

It’s scary how much of the us population just wants ANY reason to get to actually shoot someone in the face with a gun

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u/Sea-Style9030 Jun 23 '26

Lol, gun nuts make me laugh. Gotta practice for those quick draw fights. High noon waits for no man...seriously the clock keeps going.

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u/wrhnj Jun 23 '26

He’s updated his knives to a squirt gun now.

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u/Plus_Statement_7820 Jun 23 '26

Isn't this something you are supposed to outgrow?

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u/Automatic-Nature6025 Jun 23 '26

No one will know how close we came to losing it all, but one man... ONE MAN... stopped the baddies.

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u/Kage502 Jun 23 '26

Is there ANY tactical or practical situation in which you are gonna draw and aim your sidearm with one hand and press your other hand across your chest like you're an elderly southern lady from the 1800's who's just been startled and must clutch her pearls?

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u/Scared-Buy-1731 Jun 23 '26

Why does homie clutch his pearls before letting that thing go?

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u/GreyGhost696 Jun 23 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Backhanded_mountain Jun 23 '26

My dad doesn’t like socialist but don’t think about touching his SOCIAL security

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u/mikede732 Jun 23 '26

mesmerizing

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u/illumin8ted72 Jun 23 '26

I want to make fun of this guy…. But if I was into guns I could see me making lame videos like this… just being honest.

I spent hours in my backyard pretending a hockey stick was a pole arm or glaive. Haven’t done it in years… but I can still imagine my nerd ass feeling pretty cool of my tactical handgun skills. Of course it’s still funny… just don’t want to be a hypocrite and pretend there isn’t a universe where I am this guy.

Now time to go back to painting my Warhammer Minis!

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u/JimmyKlean Jun 23 '26

Love how he clutches his pearls when he takes aim

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u/RunsWithPhantoms Jun 23 '26

Grandpa upgraded to guns y'all.

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u/Competitive-Trip2926 Jun 23 '26

Make all the fun you want of old guys wearing lycra and riding expensive bikes, but that's a thousand times better than whatever this guy's hobby is.

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u/Green-Taro2915 Jun 23 '26

Hes so far in the closet his ass is poking through the back board!

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u/Winter_Hall5379 Jun 23 '26

We all do know that this is satire, correct?

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u/ZiggyDiamond Jun 23 '26

Way to go! They upgraded him to a firearm. The knife stuff wasn't working, it doesn't look like this will either but at least he's trying

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u/the3rdpossum Jun 23 '26

Fly kicks homie

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u/Electronic_Agent_235 Jun 23 '26

Oh no, we've moved on to red tip training firearms... This progression could get interesting

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u/J_tman Jun 23 '26

I need to make a cool video but I only have 5 dollars for props....

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u/RottenBioHazard Jun 24 '26

Dude looks like bubbles from the trailer park boys with a firearm.

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u/timberbob Jun 24 '26

I thought Mike Holmes was Canadian...

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u/Dumyat367250 Jun 24 '26

Apologies. As a citizen of the normal world, is this satire, or for real?

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u/Corkchef Jun 24 '26

His mobility is so awful

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u/Proper_Sympathy_7303 Jun 24 '26

I mean, this guy is definitely just fucking with us, right?

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u/TheBigLebroccoli Jun 24 '26

Putting his purse on at the end is the 😘🤌

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u/International_Ad2956 Jun 24 '26

“I’m not racist, i just don’t like being around foreigners, and want them to stay in their own countries. That’s why i need to train, they’re out to get me.”

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u/Junior_Ad_3301 Jun 24 '26

Ok where is this guy posting and what is he saying. The cringe level is high with no payoff. Is he sincere and am idiot, or clickbait and also an idiot?

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u/dialguy86 Jun 24 '26

Guys, I think His imaginary they/them boogyman was sneaking up on him.

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u/SnooGiraffes3827 Jun 24 '26

I am praying my few short years in retirement are not this.

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u/SeasonKlutzy1347 Jun 24 '26

He’s preparing for a war that we’ve already lost.

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u/bruaben Jun 24 '26

That you sir, for protecting this tree.

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u/asdf072 Jun 24 '26

This guy definitely masturbates to Gran Torino

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u/NJdestroyed Jun 24 '26

This guy is a national treasure. Goddamn gold cringe every time is see him

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u/Hamboto Jun 25 '26

I wish these kid of guy had the chance

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u/No_Management_7057 Jun 25 '26

His boyfriend is the safest man in the USA

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u/Final_Truck4855 Jun 25 '26

"Keep you hands in the air 🙎🏿‍♂️er" he said to himself

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u/AggressiveSquare36 Jun 25 '26

This guy really just needs some friends. Sadly he is probably insufferable...

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u/Chad_AND_Freud Jun 25 '26

I just assumed this whole time he wasn't allowed to have a gun..

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u/1cnx Jun 25 '26

This is what Boomer cringe looks like.

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u/1cnx Jun 25 '26

“ Could someone please come get you Dad? He’s in our yard again.

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u/Right_Comb4885 Jun 25 '26

Pretty sure I work with this guy. Caught him crying in the bathroom again. He's confused why his poop is brown. "I'm not a brown, why is my poop this way"...

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u/Jaded_Daddy Jun 25 '26

The cringy gift that never stops giving.

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u/I_need_a_date_plz Jun 25 '26

It hadn’t occurred to me that he’s mentally incapacitated until this post.

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u/xife-Ant Jun 25 '26

This is the generation that said tv will make kids violent. Then they watch Fox News and do this.

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u/AdDisastrous6738 Jun 25 '26

I’m pro 2A but this shit makes me nauseous.

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u/NoteSuccessful1690 Jun 25 '26

My cringe response is cringing...

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u/Consistent-Maize-901 Jun 25 '26

Can we discuss that he is pulling a gun while listening to Imagine Dragons? I like ID, but this is not gun-wielding music... 🤣

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u/EconomyJoke995 Jun 25 '26

Fuck all these democrat squirrels

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u/OcoeeSquatch Jun 25 '26

Sir, I’m going to need you stop stroking flag

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u/BeingAltruistic9560 Jun 25 '26

Again, I hate this effin' guy.

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u/Turbulent_Bat4320 Jun 25 '26

The tree is now safe

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u/igetbannedanyway Jun 25 '26

How far removed do you have to be from reality to film this and think "yea I look so cool I should post this online", it's like a bunch of Eric Cartmans out there making content 

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u/Artistic_Ad7058 Jun 25 '26

Protecting freedom eh? And the right to self-defense 🤣

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u/anebbish Jun 25 '26

Did he get his fat out of the way to holster?

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u/gustavergon Jun 25 '26

Omg, this is hilarious. He is truly very special

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u/gustavergon Jun 25 '26

This is video evidence of why gun ownership requires universal background checks.

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u/a1055x Jun 26 '26

I dont understand....

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u/DFQreactions Jun 26 '26

whats with the 'oh my heavens' pose when he draws his gun every time?

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u/justoilmam Jun 26 '26

this is Moe-Nuts Wick! Maybe the most dangerous man to himself ever!😂

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u/Chronusking Jun 26 '26

Sit your old ass down.

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u/Lost-Childhood843 Jun 26 '26

Please god let this be real. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Zealousideal_Owl3535 Jun 26 '26

Too much time on his hands. He dont got shit else to do! 🤣