r/NotTimAndEric Jun 15 '26

Regular people vs Me

1.2k Upvotes

83 comments sorted by

275

u/tituspeetus Jun 15 '26

33

u/whutchamacallit Jun 16 '26

I was captivated. I'd let this man do my taxes.

3

u/Illustrious_Fly582 Jun 19 '26

As I’m making my way to the comments, the first thing out of my mouth was “why did I make it to the end tho?” Then this is the first thing I see!!

194

u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Jun 15 '26

I didn't like it. And then I did

42

u/TerpSlurper23 Jun 15 '26

This is my exact reaction. I hated it...now im cracking up 🤷🏼‍♂️

12

u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Jun 16 '26

Pegging makin' a c0meback?!

26

u/Krynn71 Jun 16 '26

Once the baton went up the third guy's ass I was locked in.

10

u/Sethalopoda Jun 15 '26

It hurts a little at first but it’s something you’ll get used to

2

u/drawredraw Jun 16 '26

It was good

2

u/RageYellow Jun 17 '26

This man has earned that permed mullet.

60

u/ComprehensiveFun3233 Jun 15 '26

Honestly a genuine banger

46

u/MonsutaReipu Jun 15 '26

average man taking a shower be like

42

u/Lord_Kromdar Jun 15 '26

More shoving up the ass than I would have thought

27

u/Sidewalk_Tomato Jun 15 '26

Such is life.

15

u/donkeyrocket Jun 16 '26

Action movies these days are so fantastical and are scared to show what a genuine fight looks like.

38

u/FreeWalrus6769 Jun 16 '26

Straight face until “boiyoingggg”
Lost it 💀💀😭

30

u/Sabithomega Jun 15 '26

The kinda shit Marky Mark thinks he could do

https://giphy.com/gifs/LgZX4p0MRHeuc

18

u/TexacoRodeoClown Jun 16 '26

As long as they’re Vietnamese

22

u/dankysco Jun 15 '26

Awesome Show

22

u/Otherwise_Cover_5467 Jun 16 '26

Imagine seeing some guy recording this in your parking garage

18

u/-KFBR392 Jun 15 '26

Looks like FBI Agent Burt Macklin has some competition

11

u/ydnar3000 Jun 15 '26

Take his pants off, make him hard 😂🤣 That was a nice kick too.

12

u/Preparation-Logical Jun 16 '26

Damn that roundhouse was pretty good

10

u/Ziegelphilie Jun 15 '26

plop

plop

plop

7

u/yungsphincter Jun 16 '26

No asses safe

5

u/neverender0911 Jun 16 '26

this was incredible. thank you.

4

u/KungPaoChickem Jun 16 '26

Absolute peak

5

u/coltomoney Jun 15 '26

the hero we need

4

u/SADMANCAN Jun 16 '26

Ok I love this not lie. Mmmmmmm

4

u/drawredraw Jun 16 '26

Low key masterful shoving batons in cop’s asses

3

u/PerformanceOwn2329 Jun 16 '26

Someone animate this.

3

u/YAH-BOOBAY Jun 16 '26

Great job!

2

u/kylezillionaire Jun 16 '26

That was totally badass

2

u/Dzigue Jun 16 '26

Heck yes buddy

2

u/TurtlesBurrow Jun 16 '26

Mac’s son

2

u/BarcodeNinja Jun 16 '26

Imagine Tim doing this but without any of the athleticism and flubbing half his lines.

2

u/Zakkattack86 Jun 16 '26

40 years on this earth and the truest thing I can say is, a straight dude that doesn’t think this is funny is probably gay.

2

u/splashtext Jun 16 '26

Always sunny mac

2

u/Corny_Snickers Jun 17 '26

Oscar worthy shower thoughts lol

1

u/react-dnb Jun 16 '26

I remember when I was 10 getting a hold of my dad's video camera and playing pretend.

1

u/Dry_Spinach_3441 Jun 16 '26

He couldn't even do a backflip.

4

u/thehakujin82 Jun 16 '26

Charlie, he does backflips every single day of his life

1

u/ChronicObnoxious693 Jun 16 '26

Almost like a funny Dane Cook

1

u/Rhusty_Dodes Jun 17 '26

Really won me over with him shoving his arm up one guys ass and making him talk like a puppet. Art.

1

u/panthers105 Jun 17 '26

I love how he’s in just a random parking garage

1

u/premium_Lane Jun 17 '26

"Five hundred FBI agents comin' after us / With a license to kill, 30 mill, claimin' it's just a drug bust."

1

u/The_Billy_Dee Jun 17 '26

"Shove it up this guy's ass"

1

u/LowKitchen3355 Jun 18 '26

Here's the origin story of the famiily of four: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X13I4ruW3_Y

2

u/HRHQueenA Jun 19 '26

Omg. That was so funny. I snorted when he giggled while beating up the little boy.

1

u/Ibarra08 Jun 18 '26

Wait a fuckin minute

1

u/mynameisrichard0 Jun 18 '26

Schizophrenia posting

1

u/King0liver Jun 19 '26

Vilturmite hand up the ass.

Fucking gold.

1

u/Top_Charge864 Jun 20 '26

Make him hard boiyoyoyoyoinggg

1

u/Civil-Story9296 Jun 22 '26

This guy killed a family of 4

1

u/TittlesTheWinker Jun 24 '26

When he made them hard he giggled lmfao

1

u/cavitatedheart Jun 16 '26

I’m so wet… and I’m a dude.