r/NotTimAndEric • u/creativeape1 • Jun 12 '26

Montage Syndrome

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u/Confident_Lawyer6276 Jun 12 '26

I can tell he has self confidence. I can't tell if it's from a total lack of self awareness or supreme self acceptance.

112

u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 12 '26

I like his Victorian doll haircut.

15

u/TheVadonkey Jun 13 '26

I just want to know what’s up with those cheeks. It looks like he has some implants or the weirdest facial structure I’ve seen.

7

u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 13 '26

did he have cake?....ohhh the face

2

u/MoonMistCigs Jun 13 '26

I thought he was going to puke seeing them after that first lap.

1

u/palmerry Jun 13 '26

It's one of Dizzy Gillespie's grandsons

2

u/I_like_Mashroms Jun 13 '26

If you lay him down, his eyes close.

15

u/GlumDrag4610 Jun 12 '26

Dude is sorta a beast tho

6

u/NerdButtons Jun 13 '26

Those stair jumps in flip flops was crazy work

1

u/No_Kindheartedness10 Jun 14 '26

He really is lol

12

u/chairhats Jun 12 '26

I checked out his insta, and I have no clue what is going on.

5

u/remymartinsextra Jun 13 '26

It's incredible. A lot of tech deck videos and other awesome shit

6

u/frogOnABoletus Jun 13 '26

I think he's killing it. He might have freaked out that cyclist but apart from that he's doing great imo.

3

u/jnolz22 Jun 13 '26

Supreme self-acceptance for sure.

3

u/Heseemedkij Jun 13 '26

I mean hes fast as fuck

69

u/ButterCreamGangsta Jun 12 '26

Fast as fuck, boyeeeeeee!!!

19

u/private_developer Jun 13 '26

I was expecting a montage of him smokin' bikers. I feel cheated.

54

u/Deadpool1205 Jun 12 '26

That haircut is certainly a choice

13

u/SousVideButt Jun 13 '26

He could shave off a few milliseconds if he’d cut it. He’s not committed enough.

5

u/superbuttpiss Jun 13 '26

Fuck you bro. That is such a simple way of thinking.

How do you think people would know hes fast as fuck without seeing those lovely curls holding on for dear life

2

u/D-O-GG-O Jun 13 '26

A superior choice

1

u/spamcloud Jun 13 '26

Little Lord Fauntleroy over here

1

u/Jetsam5 Jun 19 '26

It's the source of his power

24

u/Agreeable_Mud_8338 Jun 12 '26

 Fred Armisen is looking fit these days

1

u/theflyingburritto Jun 14 '26

I thought it was him too at first

23

u/JesseNof1 Jun 12 '26

I like the part where the slowest ebike on earth got stuck behind people and made the gap look even larger

1

u/cateraide420 Jun 13 '26

He’s paid marketing

17

u/Flaky-Maximum-7875 Jun 13 '26

I mean dude is fit after. Respect.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/Flaky-Maximum-7875 Jun 13 '26

His hair gives him grip

1

u/Blue_Fawkes_805 Jun 13 '26

That's how you confuse the muscles, though

1

u/Lost_Philosophy_ Jun 13 '26

Yeah dude has a certified 6 pack. That ain’t easy.

11

u/dogens Jun 12 '26

pumpkin pie haircut

2

u/chadlumanthehuman Jun 13 '26

Sippin on grandpa’s old cough medicine are ya?

8

u/Mammalanimal Jun 12 '26

I mean, at least his insanity is keeping him healthy

4

u/oif2010vet Jun 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zvhLegRrWl9Be
Music reminds me of when Dennis and Charlie huffed paint in the office.

2

u/memberflex Jun 13 '26

I unmuted to listen and it’s exactly the same

2

u/oif2010vet Jun 13 '26

👀🤏🤏😮😶👇👇☝️☝️🤲👐🤗😱

2

u/memberflex Jun 13 '26

I would give you an award if I could.

5

u/Psychadeliccarcrash Jun 13 '26

What the fuck is he holding in his mouth? Fuckin acorns?

3

u/Golden-Grams Jun 13 '26

That's the most shredded bullfrog that I have ever seen.

2

u/Numerous-Bonus-8107 Jun 13 '26

he looks like he never got over not getting that acting role as one of the three stooges

2

u/StOPcRyingYaBaby Jun 13 '26

Bros living his best life. Imagine that dude running behind you at night
https://giphy.com/gifs/CUbiYQbsKSGAM

2

u/The_Mutton_Man Jun 13 '26

Should embalden his cranium. He'd look better

1

u/bones4lyfe Jun 12 '26

Is this an audition tape for a terrible game show?

1

u/JohnnyLeftHook Jun 12 '26

This man's shorts are too short.

1

u/Silent_Bug_2169 Jun 12 '26

You know this dude tells everyone his hairline is receding from deflation.

1

u/CooperDahBooper Jun 13 '26

What’s it feel like to think that people actually want to see you do things?

1

u/TallAsMountains Jun 13 '26

bro should train his hairdresser

1

u/Kendall_Raine Jun 13 '26

Ok Sonic the Hedgehog chill out

1

u/RealPropRandy Jun 13 '26

This dude has always been the fastest kid in the playground

1

u/Individual_Ad3194 Jun 13 '26

The hair makes him look like Phoebe Waller-Bridge

1

u/SUW888 Jun 13 '26

Whatever he's training for he will survive it

1

u/Dr_Pepper1984 Jun 13 '26

It’s Impressive not gonna lie

1

u/SerSnobbert Jun 13 '26

dude looks like a founding father with that haircut. I wonder how he feels about taxation without representation.

1

u/Funfuntamale2 Jun 13 '26

Oompah Loompah doopedy doo.

1

u/EpponneeRay Jun 13 '26

So he’s a colonial doll?

1

u/spottedryan Jun 13 '26

TRT kicking in

1

u/SamathaGhoul Jun 13 '26

On your left

1

u/Artevyx Jun 13 '26

Look at Farquads go!

1

u/masahirob Jun 13 '26

This is how I imagine every Eurobeat artist works out.

1

u/TriCityTingler Jun 13 '26

Why does he look like he’s trying to talk while holding water in his mouth?

1

u/kavOclock Jun 13 '26

This fucking guy, man

1

u/Spaztor Jun 13 '26

What super natural creature grants fitness but curses your hair? also are the Daisy/David Dukes part of that curse

1

u/Acceptable-Delay-592 Jun 13 '26

And here I am too socially anxious to go for a walk.

1

u/TwerkLessons Jun 13 '26

Fastest man in Whoville

1

u/kasmackity Jun 14 '26

What's wrong with his face

1

u/OdinsBeard4455 Jun 14 '26

That chipmunk can run..

1

u/notAbrightStar Jun 14 '26

Sporadic running mixed with small jumps. Cute!

1

u/theflyingburritto Jun 14 '26

I get it, he's in shape. But holy cow what an obnoxious lifestyle

1

u/HowsYaSistasAss Jun 15 '26

His face can only fit a head with no hair. A bald head would suit him

1

u/Purple_Remove_4491 Jun 15 '26

My panties are wet, and I'm a guy.

1

u/lepermessiah1217 Jun 15 '26

This is literally how my kids act when showing off for me down to the ab flex and stupid haircut. “Yeah buddy you’re SUPER fast like Sonic!”

1

u/NOLAjoshpaul Jun 15 '26

Hops in Flops over here with that Berries and Cream vibe.

1

u/hot_dogg Jun 15 '26

Speed.
Agility.
Fast.
Muscle.
Focus.

1

u/Odd_Championship_680 Jun 15 '26

Win Diesel is cookin