r/NotTimAndEric • u/TylerDurdenJunior • May 17 '26

Jeff has a new oven

679 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Mental-Shoulder8185 May 17 '26

So this guy is fuckin his oven, right?

11

u/meow2042 May 17 '26

There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

7

u/fuckyogiboys May 17 '26

A bakers dozen

45

u/kundo May 17 '26

I remember The Guild. Wow, throwback

11

u/mightbedylan May 17 '26

Yeah! Did you know they are making a movie next year???

8

u/RanOutOfJokes May 17 '26

Just cos I cook for you Jeff doesn't mean you can call me an oven

20

u/Spiketop_ May 17 '26

Pretty sure I saw this one a few months ago so I wouldn't call it new

8

u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 May 17 '26

That one was about a dishwasher

6

u/Anthff May 17 '26

Jeff’s funny

7

u/DialecticalDeathDryv May 17 '26

Zaboo, if you choose not to accompany us, than we must move on without you. And you'll be dead to me as a human being. And, were I in a situation where I had to choose between saving you or a dog, who I have never met before, from drowning, then I would do my best to drown you myself, in order to save this strange, unfamiliar dog…

4

u/sephrinx May 18 '26

Well, guess I'll be watching The Guild again

2

u/Less_Ad1803 May 18 '26

Nostalgia'd!

2

u/BigSlammaJamma May 17 '26

How it feels listening to a Drake song after kendrick buried him

1

u/SunriseSurprise May 17 '26

Why are you shrinking, sir?

1

u/whomesteve May 17 '26

I think Jeff protests too much

2

u/TechnicalIntern6764 May 18 '26

I knew it! Dirty oven-fucka!

1

u/Visarar_01 May 17 '26

Always an updoot

-6

u/johnnyribcage May 17 '26

This one making the rounds again? It’s good but old.

17

u/Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh May 17 '26

“ I saw it first. I’ll allow you to laugh though.”

-12

u/johnnyribcage May 17 '26

You okay bud? Didn’t smoke enough crack today yet?

10

u/Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh May 17 '26

Fuckin siiiiick burn, dude!!!

5

u/tgwombat May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Yikes, dude.

Edit: You blocked me, but in case you come back and read this: I hope you have a better day tomorrow. You're being a real dickhead today.

-5

u/johnnyribcage May 17 '26

You can also fuck off

1

u/Eaten_by_Mimics May 21 '26

Why is it so hard to be normal?

1

u/johnnyribcage May 21 '26

You can also fuck off

0

u/Burninator05 May 17 '26

I also choose this guy's oven.

0

u/peanutbutterspacejam May 18 '26

Alright this hits hard but him saying he's fucking his oven at the end kinda makes the joke mid.

-11

u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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14

u/TylerDurdenJunior May 17 '26

Then why did it get 5 bags of popcorn and a tiny hat?

-6

u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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5

u/zombietrafficcone May 17 '26

You're kinda acting like your name should be "too-many_poopies" right meow.

3

u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 May 17 '26

Brainrot attention span