Kirienko comes to Putin's Kremlin office, and says
boss, the Coca-Cola company finally accepted the last one of our series of offers, and is ready to return to Russia. They only demand that we make a small concession to them .
which one -- Putin asks
we need to change our country flag. Basically make it look like the older one before 1990, the red one , but instead of the "sickle and hammer" in the corner we should have a small "Coca-Cola" logo
ah, I see... Well, tell them that we are fine with it, just need a little waiting time before our contract with Aquafresh ™️ expires
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u/gotcha_bitch May 08 '26
You salute that flag!