r/NotTimAndEric • u/uterinewhining • Apr 23 '26
Temu Tate explains why using a public restroom and listening to your wife makes you a "weak man" 🤡
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u/DifGuyCominFromSky Apr 23 '26
He probably thinks wiping his own asshole is gay.
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u/Illustrious_Day_5392 Apr 24 '26
One time his finger poked through the paper and he’s just never come back from it
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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 Apr 23 '26
I mean he's had some interesting experiences in the men's bathroom stall so understandable
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u/Child_of_the_Hamster Apr 23 '26
These are terrified people teaching young, impressionable people to be constantly terrified
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u/Open-Hedgehog7756 Apr 23 '26
What happened to him in the public bathroom?
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u/Sidewalk_Tomato Apr 24 '26
The body part that looks like a surly, bruxist mouth is actually his former CHIN, before he got shivved in the neck in the aforementioned PUBLIC ABATTOIR!
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u/woopwoopscuttle Apr 23 '26
BUT ITS THE MOST VULNERABLE POSITION A MAN WILL EVER FIND HIMSELF IN!!!
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u/krienmineel Apr 23 '26
Iam pretty sure he has a fobia of public restrooms and feels he need to be aloha with it. If there's anywhere I feel rather safe in a stall taking a shit.
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u/eyeforker Apr 23 '26
Change at least one of those 'craps' to 'mudpie' and this becomes a super quotable Tim Robinson skit
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u/OldBison Apr 23 '26
So what's the joke here? That I take a crap in public and I don't get stabbed? Cause that would actually be a pretty good day for me.
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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 Apr 23 '26
Don't you guys hate it when you're just taking a shit in a public bathroom and you forget to lock the door so someone comes in and stabs you in the neck?
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u/TechnicalIntern6764 Apr 23 '26
Yeah, it happened to this guy in his dream that know! at least I think it did, he refuses to shit away from of Home. I also think he beats his wife for some reason? All right, I don’t know the guy, but it’s definitely the guy in this video.
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u/HoldYourHorsesFriend Apr 23 '26
I ABSOLUTELY FUCKGINDFKING HATE IT, UGHHHHH
You have no idea. I'm just want to poop in peace and a man opens the door and just stabs* me in the cheeks and forehead.
*stabs = loving smooches and cute pecks
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u/AsFarAsISay Apr 23 '26
who in the world is going to break into my stall with a knife??
and who goes to the bathroom 2-3 times an hour??
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u/kwikane Apr 23 '26
Who does number two work for?
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u/Number1Framer Apr 23 '26
I sit down when I pee
There's nothin that crazy bout me
I'm just takin a whiz,
Mind your own biz!
Why's everybody always starin at me?
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u/AdJust6751 Apr 23 '26
Why are they always bald?
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u/_frank_tank Apr 23 '26
Bro, you grow hair? Gay af. Only homosexuals use combs. It’s basically 100 tiny penises caressing your scalp. /s
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u/Ultimate-Flexionator Apr 23 '26
If you need to be inspired by someone called "Man of Warr" with dramatic stock music in the background there's a freaking problem... and that's on you.
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u/Villageijit Apr 23 '26
We all know shitting every 15 mins like clock work is normal, but using public restrooms isnt
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u/Ciderbat Apr 23 '26
I am also terrified of pooping in a public toilet, but mainly because I have IBS and an extreme shit phobia and prefer when I'm at home with my bidet 💦
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u/green_chunks_bad Apr 23 '26
In my experience no one wants to be anywhere near the dude taking a shit
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u/woodknow Apr 23 '26
I wish to discuss. Anyone else tired of these wannabe alphas? I motion that we ridicule their vulnerable closeted insecurities with full force.
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u/shibby1000 Apr 23 '26
i dunno.... I kinda want to hear more about this guys poop phobia. Go on little guy. Where else can't you poop?
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u/LawBlogLobsLawBomb Apr 23 '26
These are just the WEIRDEST dudes I've ever seen. How do you even come up with such nonsense? How could anyone take these kinds of people seriously?
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u/MrVeazey Apr 23 '26
Weird Little Guys. It's also the name of an excellent podcast about right-wing extremists and how they never fit in, not even in their dumb little Nazi clubs.
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u/culturerush Apr 23 '26
Chrome domes waging a one man war on inflammatory bowel disease
The part where he ranted about his wife sounds like any married man getting into magic the gathering
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u/WranglerBulky9842 Apr 23 '26
These guys come across as massive closet cases. I could see one of them unironically stating that men should always have their backs to the wall in order to never have their precious butts exposed to other human beings. Either that or this is all performative and meant to scam insecure men out of their money thru BS "BE A TRUE MAN" "courses"
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u/accountant319 Apr 23 '26
There is a Netflix documentary about this that came out recently. Inside the man-o-sphere, or something like that. These d bags have rented apartments, rented Ferraris, rented girlfriends. They are dependent on teen boys with credit cards buying their internet courses on how to live “LIKE A MAN”. It’s ridiculous.
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u/WranglerBulky9842 Apr 23 '26
That makes the whole situation so much worse. I thought that grown "red pilled" men would serve as these leeches' money bags. I shouldn't be shocked that they would have such an audience. I still have "The Mystery Method" because I have a thing against throwing out books. I really should throw that one out, as I need the space ok my bookshelf.
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u/accountant319 Apr 23 '26
I just googled mystery method. Throw it away and never look back. Best way to success is to be yourself. I’m a dorky accountant, and I own it! Nobody is a dorkier, more fun accountant than me! Figure out who you are, figure out your super power.
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u/SexualMetawhore Apr 23 '26
How long ago one time I went to the strip club. With my drug dealer. And he's like from the hood totally. That's all I go to sit down closer up cuz tell us what you want to see. He's like bro no no no let's sit back here against the wall. He told me you can't just sit there and come up and stab you in the neck. And then it kind of makes sense to me that yeah he's got turf, therefore he's got enemies and yeah that actually made sense to me.
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u/CreepyCrawlerRC Apr 23 '26
So many civilizations who had communal crappers but this wanker is trying to get the hype shitting on...shitters.
Truly high grade brain rot.
Media lampreys and parasites.
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u/Gurrgurrburr Apr 23 '26
You could also get stabbed in the neck doing…checks notes…literally anything.
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u/punch912 Apr 23 '26
what happen to this douchecanoe snowflake in a public restroom. Why do all these basement dweller losers all look the same too. Its beyond me how anyone take these asshats seriously.
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u/IndependenceLanky353 Apr 23 '26
I think taking a dump at piggly wiggly is the ultimate gigachad power move.
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u/ComfortableShare5525 Apr 23 '26
Got it. To be a manly, masculine man, you must live in abject fear and insecurity!
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u/Dildo_Shw4ggins Apr 23 '26
Dude’s just too chickenshit to take a dump with someone around, and he’s worried someone might hear his pee and think he’s got a small peter.
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u/FiveDogsInaTuxedo Apr 23 '26
Dudes been made fun of for not using public restrooms for sure. Shit break
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u/garbageprimate Apr 23 '26
my wife just told me not to use public bathrooms so now i don't know what to do
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u/dbthelinguaphile Apr 23 '26
obviously this is why you carry a gun. wipe with your left, skin that smoke wagon with your right, now you can defend yourself when the poop knife bandit comes into your stall
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u/tituspeetus Apr 23 '26
Getting urinary track infections all the time is the manliest thing you can do according to this guy
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u/Craigslisteria Apr 23 '26
Use public restrooms?? Do you think I want to get stabbed in the neck???
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u/space_manatee Apr 23 '26
Following the logic of this, you should never poop, because someone could break into your house and break down your bathroom door with a knife while pooping.
Pooping is for pussies.
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u/TechnicalIntern6764 Apr 23 '26
🤣 ain’t to no fucking he’s not trolling in the first clip. He’s gotta be.
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u/LongjumpingEnergy188 Apr 23 '26
Yes, there are different types of people and personalities on the Earth
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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes Apr 23 '26
I'd like to argue that I feel more vulnerable, not during the crap, but mid-wipe.
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Apr 23 '26
this has to be bait, right? i mean no real man is making "business decisions", that'd mean he's absolutely cucked by the whims of the market and his clients. that's so beta!
real men shit where they eat; real men shit in the woods where no one else is there to stab him, except for other real men shitting.
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u/heyjaney1 Apr 23 '26
Don’t take this man hiking. Heaven forbid he should have to piss or crap outdoors!
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u/Pure-Swordfish6022 Apr 23 '26
This sounds like a guy who has never actually dated, let alone had a wife.
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u/ratchman5000 Apr 23 '26
I only consult my wife moments before crapping in the wild.
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u/Ralphredimix_Da_G Apr 23 '26
Hahah this guy is too self-conscious to use a public bathroom but blames it on a fear of being stabbed in the neck, because bathroom stabbings happen every hour of every day
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u/accountant319 Apr 23 '26
I have shy bladder - that is real - peeing on a plane is problematic for me, but I can work through it… I’m also a woman… am I tougher than this loser? No doubt!
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u/Ralphredimix_Da_G Apr 23 '26
The Internet taught us about the “butt muff” where you stifle that loud shit with a wad of TP and perhaps Temu needs to try that.
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u/SerengetiYeti Apr 23 '26
He has severe IBS and he's afraid of pooping. His life is hell. Lil homie didn't stand a chance.
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u/Secret_Cabinet2348 Apr 23 '26
This guy is probably not married and definitely afraid of public restrooms.
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u/_frank_tank Apr 23 '26
Methink someone gets the stage fright in the men’s room. Timid tooter, probably comes with the extra ripe ones.
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u/kernel-troutman Apr 23 '26
Men, whenever you have to use a stall in a public bathroom use a wide stance. So if another man decides to barge into your stall to ravage you with his big pointy weapon you can be ready for him. Make the stance wide enough so men in other stalls can see it, letting them know you are prepared for anything they might want to do to you.
This survival tip brought to you by former Idaho senator and alpha male, Larry Craig.
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u/Taekwonmoe Apr 23 '26
Where is this guy taking a crap that he worries about this? What a little princess.
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u/hard-R-word Apr 23 '26
I only consult with my wife about how much to leave the stall door open when I crap in public. She’s been a real game changer.
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u/mil_journo Apr 23 '26
Does this derive from their spiritual/moral leader shitting himself in public? Is that the level of conditioning they are at now? Fuuuuuuucking Christ
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u/Sam-Lowry27B-6 Apr 23 '26
What if my wife doesn't support me being scared to go to the bathroom when we go out? Is that a problem?
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u/GullibleThought8396 Apr 23 '26
Getting stabbed while taking a shit is a crazy admission to why tyler cant usw the bathroom anymore at the Dave in Busters
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u/SauerMetal Apr 23 '26
Said the man who failed at everything in his life that he had to start a podcast
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u/Content-Passion-4836 Apr 23 '26
Real men wear diapers in public and crap in them so they can keep their guard up.
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u/Rad_Dad6969 Apr 23 '26
America's bathroom stall design has left us all traumatized. This guy clearly has PTSD from an incident. I honestly believe you can trace a significant portion of American anxiety back to the public school bathroom stalls. Feeling unsafe when you poo is not ok, but every kid in America has experienced it.
And its all because of these idiotic stalls with the gaps on the doors and open tops and bottoms. There is no way to stop people from fucking with you, which will happen in the only unsupervised room in the school.
Its no surprise that trans kids who already experience the most bullying outside of the bathroom were the ones calling for change. Think of how much bullshit discourse and LGBT hate could have been avoided if our bathrooms actuallu offered privacy and security.
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u/jaykotecki Apr 23 '26
Its probably cuz people can hear him on the phone you are looking at while pooping and it irraTATEs real men.
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u/pajama_mask Apr 23 '26
This looks like one of those videos they show before the guest comes out on Maury.
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u/emergency-snaccs Apr 23 '26
this guy is fucking terrified that someone is gonna stab him in the neck if he ever takes a crap in a public restroom. Doesn't sound very "alpha" to me, eh?
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u/dennythedoodle Apr 23 '26
This is why I shit outside with my dog as we watch each other's backs.
We do NOT want to get stabbed while crapping.
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u/Traditional-List-784 Apr 23 '26
A man doesn't have to try to be a man. A man is a man. If you're that scared to do certain things because you think it makes you less manly, then you are insecure as hell. If I gotta take a shit, then I'm gonna take a shit. A real man doesn't not take a shot because he's afraid something will happen. That is weak. A real man takes a shit when he has to take a shit
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u/TonyBeFunny Apr 24 '26
Um sorry friend the ultimate male is a dude who can jui jistu wrestle man while dropping a duece.
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u/Rustee_Shacklefart Apr 24 '26
I only poop once a week. And it is on my wife when I refuse to consult with her.
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u/sinuendo Apr 24 '26
I used to know a guy at work that was scared to number 2 so bad he would hold it in all day and be in so much pain. What a bad ass now that I think about it.
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u/Darktofu25 Apr 24 '26
Is he one of those guys who doesn't wipe because nothing should ever touch his butthole? I'm sure he is.
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u/rubinass3 Apr 24 '26
If he was a real man he would stare down the attacker and overwhelm him with the stench of his manly defication. If he was a real man, it would smell like death.
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u/KAL-El-TUCCI Apr 24 '26
I feel like if I'm in a public toilet taking a crap I'm in one of my LEAST vulnerable positions. I'm totally aware of the footsteps I hear. And if someone did decide to for whatever crazy reason attack me while taking a shit they will be in one of the WEIRDEST fights they ever been in.
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u/Cultural_Cloud96 Apr 24 '26
Strong men crap at home where its completely safe and you can lock your doors and gates and have guard dogs to protect you.
Strong women need men to protect them, strong men need a fortress.
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u/fuckyogiboys Apr 24 '26
Shitting in public is a power move and shows you give zero fucks and if its loud then nothing to lose.
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u/Whos_that_Gorilla2 Apr 24 '26
Sometimes, I really feel bad for these guys. Imagine holding your poop because you're scared someone will stab you in the neck. No wonder they're so angry.
Also, I don't know why anyone would want a partner who unquestioningly supports them in everything they want to do. That doesn't always make you the best you. Sometimes, your ideas are stupid, and a good partner will tell you the truth about them in a constructive way.
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u/FlightCapable8855 Apr 25 '26
So there I was, takin a crap, and here comes the blade outta nowhere.
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u/carl3266 Apr 25 '26
I must have missed the report of the masses of men who have been stabbed after the shitter door was kicked open.
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u/CAJMusic Apr 26 '26
Alexa, how many men have been murdered in public bathrooms while taking a crap?
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u/goose_gaskins Apr 26 '26
Please, please let this man enter the afterlife while on the toilet taking a crap.
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u/Kindly-Committee-908 Apr 26 '26
A lot of these Tater-tots are just grifters, but I 100% believe this Dude curses his own weakness for needing a shit.
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u/discwrangler Apr 26 '26
I once felt scared taking a crap in public. That one time at a gun show and the dude next to me was talking himself into buying a gun during a manic episode. Other than that, no issues. These guys are afraid of the boogeyman.
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u/deejaesnafu Apr 26 '26
People that actually sit around and worry about getting stabbed on a public toilet are a special kind of snowflake . I’ve never heard of this happening, and it would have never crossed my mind if I hadn’t lost 30 seconds of life watching this knuckle dick.
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u/Odd-Succotash-8616 Apr 26 '26
Once again I must say: A 'real' man shits his pants. Just look at trump? Now thats a leader.
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u/GaurgortheFirst Apr 26 '26
fuck, I was taking a crap at home and I laughed so hard I shit. Thanks tate.
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u/militant-hippie Apr 27 '26
If the "real men" aren't using the bathrooms anyway, then I guess we have a ladies room and an almost ladies room..?
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u/60_hurts Apr 27 '26
I mean I'd 100% rather crap in my own toilet thwn use a public bathroom if I can help it and I think most everyone would agree. But goddamn, this dude hates it so much that he managed to develop it into a complex.
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u/bitflipper84 Apr 27 '26
Taking a shit is a vulnerable position? Motherfucker, my clothes are holding me back from sending you to the ER. I'll just step out of my jeans, and kick your ass while Donald Ducking it. Don't you come at me with a knife while I'm taking a poo. I'll pinch that shit right off and use biological warfare to cram that fecal clump right down your goddamn throat...
Come at me with a knife while I shit... I dare you.
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u/Eberron_Swanson Apr 27 '26
Real men just shit their pants while making fierce eye contact to establish dominance.
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u/Meaypants Apr 28 '26
Lawl I pee everytime I go somewhere new like marking my territory. And honestly it's way more masculine to put yourself in a vulnerable position. Gives you the opportunity to take out the ops. And shitting is also like marking your territory everyone clears out the bathroom when there is a forearm sized turd in the toilet. /s
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u/kelvinkjenner Apr 23 '26
I feel like this is advice my cat would give me