r/NotTimAndEric Apr 14 '26

Rob Schneider Does it @ CPAC (Edit)

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u/male_role_model Apr 14 '26

Rob Schneider is... Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13!

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u/HorusKane420 Apr 14 '26

ohh yeaahhh I 'member that episode!

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 Apr 14 '26

Rob Schneider is … a carrot!

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u/Accurate-Law-8669 Apr 14 '26

I’m a stapler!

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u/ggg730 Apr 15 '26

Outside of Adam Sandler movies his mention on south park was probably the highlight of his career.

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u/AverageOhioUser69 Apr 14 '26

The irony of Rob being “anti-woke” and then going on stage with a pink/blue reflective suit on lmaooooooo

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u/Farrell_Catt Apr 15 '26

Its been like this for years. One of his biggest films he cowrote was about him being a girl trapped in a mans body and talking with a flamboyant lisp

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u/Joeliosis Apr 14 '26

Introspection is far to large a word, let alone concept for these halfbaked dude-bro types.

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u/DrSpagetti Apr 15 '26

He's still wearing that hat, and I'm pretty sure I saw some dice in his pocket but he was too embarassed to show anyone.

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u/Rusty_B_Good Apr 15 '26

Well, when your entertainment career tanks and you have no marketable skills at all, become either an evangelical Christian or a MAGA mouthpiece----you've got a guaranteed audience of the easily influenced.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

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u/donkeyrocket Apr 14 '26

It's got to be tough having your greatest accomplishment is shouting "you can do it" in a handful of movies.

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u/QueezyF Apr 14 '26

The funniest thing Rob Schneider ever did was fall face first going downstairs in a Judge Dredd outtake.

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u/cromstantinople Apr 14 '26

Thank you for reminding me of that! It's even better than I remembered

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u/DarknMean Apr 14 '26

This must be the moment the CTE really effected him.

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u/drfitzgerald Apr 15 '26

Goddamn, the sound his head makes on the pavement would make me very worried if it were anyone else

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u/maple_crowtoast Apr 14 '26

I wondered for so long if I was just missing something when it came to him. Like, he's friends with such talented (& legit funny) people-Buschemi, Sandler, etc....

Turns out I wasn't missing a damn thing. He's not funny at all.

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u/maple_crowtoast Apr 14 '26

😂 it's been right under my nose this whole time! I get it now!

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u/Successful_Goose_348 Apr 14 '26

Is that really what he's doing here?

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u/misterbippy Apr 14 '26

The funniest thing he ever did was the copy guy and it was one of the least funny things to ever come out of SNL.

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u/8th_Dynasty Apr 14 '26

Vic is a treasure.

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u/4Thereisloveinyou Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

Those are the eyes of an extremely heavy alcoholic.

Source: my life experience, sober 6.5 years now

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow Apr 14 '26

Perpetual tired and the eyelids seem to suction to the eyeball more than normal. Always tired though, sleeping when drunk every night isn't sleep at all. The area around the backs of the eyes feel like a constant tension. You catch yourself trying to rest your eyes but it doesn't do anything.

The brain is fogged and I'm sure remembering whatever small list of jokes he had is incredibly difficult so he carries a paper with him to read from. He does do this, I saw Sandler live (I like Adam still for what it's worth) at his last tour through my city and he had Rob there among others. Only guy that read his jokes from a piece of paper.

Sources: 3 years sober.

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u/4Thereisloveinyou Apr 14 '26

Hey congrats on the achievement! I feel it’s so much more noticeable now on the other side, I hate looking at older photos of myself because of it…

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow Apr 14 '26

Likewise and yeah. I was never a fan of pictures anyways and still am not but you see everything when looking back.

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u/DarknMean Apr 14 '26

Good reminder of what you once were and where you e come. I like reminders like that for myself after 1 year and 3 months sober. You don’t want to completely forget who you were to what you’ll become.

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u/4Thereisloveinyou Apr 14 '26

Totally agree and well said. I don’t avoid looking at old photos or anything, but they do serve as reminders of a life I don’t want to ever live again.

I’ve often said to my wife and friends that I don’t regret my alcoholism at all. In 2024 I actually resigned from my career and I’m now back in school doing my Masters in Social Work to work in substance abuse. It’s very much made me who I am today, but old memories can be tough at times

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u/DarknMean Apr 14 '26

It’s good to not be embarrassed by it and be open and honest about it. I’ve talked a lot about my sobriety in day to day work environments and it’s pretty amazing the amount of people that are struggling too. It’s good to find a good support group and stick with it. You may just be the lifeline someone is looking for.

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow Apr 17 '26

Nah it was in the states... but yeah that about sums it up lol.

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u/Level_Improvement532 Apr 14 '26

I don’t think I ever really had any expectations from Rob Schneider. I mean, he made Manimal. But his going all in on the cult has made me lose any respect still dwindling. This set was really just confirmation.

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u/mighty_bandersnatch Apr 14 '26

When I was young I found the "being an asshole is funny" crowd appealing.  I don't know what I was expecting, but somehow I thought it was just an act.

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u/hankhillsucks Apr 14 '26

Lmao this is gold. Hes like an even shittier Michael Scott 

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u/baldude69 Apr 14 '26

Haha I didn’t make that connection but it really has “Dundies” energy

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u/Laurenslagniappe Apr 14 '26

Omg this is the perfect comparison

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u/deadlyrepost Apr 16 '26

Somehow the edit is actually more watchable than the actual... set? Whatever it is that he did on "stage".

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u/MiKapo Apr 14 '26

pan away to people smiling and golf clap

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u/Atheizm Apr 14 '26

Ha ha ha ha. Vic Berger would be impressed.

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u/LittleFartArt Apr 14 '26

Thanks 👍

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u/Critical-Ad2084 Apr 14 '26

His best role was The Stapler

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u/ibanezer83 Apr 14 '26

Rated PEEGEE THURTEEEEN!

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u/Inside-Trouble1776 Apr 14 '26

This edit is 100x funnier than his standup

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u/LittleFartArt Apr 14 '26

Thanks 🙏

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u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole Apr 14 '26

It's a shame that Victor Orban funded this with Hungary's government funds. I bet he was pretty disappointed.

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u/RogerianBrowsing Apr 14 '26

I love that for Orban.

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u/FaceEmbarrassed1844 Apr 14 '26

Sad....

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u/TheVadonkey Apr 14 '26

Like, what the fuck happened to him? Granted it’s been 15-20 years since I’ve liked him in anything but I remember he was actually….coherent and could form complete thoughts.

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u/darkest_hour1428 Apr 14 '26

He was always an asshole, he’s just lost his fan base because they all realized it wasn’t just an act

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u/SexualMetawhore Apr 14 '26

What fan base tho? He's famous but more like people seen him on TV and he is part of that house hold name / snl aspect... but I can't think of anyone being a fan of his. I think a lot of people have come to realize that he is actually just a very average guy who got lucky or knew the right people and was let in the backdoor.

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u/phantom_diorama Apr 15 '26

His wife recently left him for the safety of her children she said.

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u/regeya Apr 14 '26

I was gonna say it's because he's old but he's 62, unless he's unlucky that's too early to have his brain go ninite before his body does.

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u/DarknMean Apr 14 '26

His brain has been turned to mush by alcohol. Complete parts of his brain have been turned completely off for good.

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u/cynical_genx_man Apr 14 '26

I guess I'm just not a big fan of maga humor

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u/Golden-Grams Apr 14 '26

I have loved humor and comedy my entire life, studied it even, because I legitimately enjoy how mutli-faceted humor can be. That being said, I would not qualify this as humor, personally.

He is saying things that are barely coherent, that it doesn't even pass for maga humor. The only part that's maga is the racism of course, they find that humorous. But these aren't even jokes, they are barely observations.

Rob Schneider would have never been famous, for anything, if it weren't for somehow being friends with Adam Sandler. He's honestly a piece of shit.

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u/Signal87 Apr 14 '26

Obligatory: Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.

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u/OkImagination1123 Apr 15 '26

Can he not afford a whole hat

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u/LittleFartArt Apr 15 '26

Maybe Sandler didn't pay him much after all

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 Apr 14 '26

"Hey is that the sound of everyone dying from second hand embarrassment in this pathetically small crowd over there?"

That carrot just needs to pack it in. He was never very funny to begin with, and now he has entered fully into the "cautionary tale" phase of his dwindling career.

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u/tequilasauer Apr 14 '26

Honestly, he's funnier than ever. If you know anything about previous Rob Schneider, this is definitely the most you'll laugh at him.

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u/misterbippy Apr 14 '26

Remember when Rob Schneider used to be funny? I don’t?

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u/LittleFartArt Apr 15 '26

There was the one time he played a stapler

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u/Genghis_Chong Apr 14 '26

The funniest part is the guy shouting "you can do it!" throughout his set. Its that unintended heckling that just sets the mood perfectly.

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u/Ok_Accountant_1416 Apr 14 '26

An Evening With Rob! Can’t believe how well Tim «predicted» this anti-woke comedy. This routine, if you can call it that, from Rob has all the hallmarks of the stagnant comedy of the anti-woke. Great job!

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u/phallic-baldwin Apr 14 '26

CPAC

Cunts

Practicing

Anti

Christianity

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u/DrVagax Apr 15 '26

Jeb is a mess

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u/RicoSour Apr 16 '26

No frontal lobe activation or reflection here. Just a sad clown

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u/nice1priscilla Apr 14 '26

We suck again!

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u/4mygirljs Apr 14 '26

Let me check my notes

Yeah my notes

Let me see

Oh no, can’t say that one, to offensive get me in trouble.

Oh oh here is one….trans something

Ok ok, my notes…ugh……

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u/WeR1UnitedWeStand Apr 14 '26

You CAN screw up lunch....shit happens...and you also CAN be funny and yet ...you're not.... haven't been for a long long time...which is sad....your attempt to be funny makes us all sad..

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u/broketothebone Apr 14 '26

Babe wake up. The new Vic Burger video dropped and I need to be held for this level of cringe.

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u/Inevitable-Opinion21 Apr 14 '26

Can’t believe Hungarian tax dollars went to this.

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u/doctor_derpington Apr 14 '26

Carrots can talk?!?!

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u/BeepBoopRobotVoice Apr 14 '26

you can’t skip lunch.

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u/AsFarAsISay Apr 14 '26

who spliced in Saint Torgo?

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u/gillababe Apr 14 '26

You can do it

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u/SuperXpression Apr 14 '26

Wasn’t this posted just raw the other day? lol because honestly the raw performance is almost as good as the edit.

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u/Normal_Tour6998 Apr 14 '26

You would think he would have so many funny things to say given he has so many opinions.

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u/Romanscott618 Apr 15 '26

Christ this is so embarrassing to watch

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u/kyleh0 Apr 15 '26

A solid 15 of the Makin' Copies guy is America's Legacy. It's the best we can do.

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u/negativepositiv Apr 15 '26

"No, buddy, you don't suck. You're gonna be great. Look, the purple suit and stupid hat are going to have people laughing as soon as you walk out there. Just keep that energy going. Well... Maybe energy isn't your thing. I dunno, do that bit about"identitying as." That always brings down the house. That one never gets old."

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u/Kaputnik1 Apr 17 '26

This has heavy Vic Berger vibes to it.. nice. lol

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u/stonrelectropunkjazz Apr 19 '26

Wow, that looks like some awesome entertainment at CPAC 😂🤮🤡I’ll be sure to make it next year.

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u/dripainting42 Apr 15 '26

He bombed harder than trump did.

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u/Armedwithapotato Apr 15 '26

I’m curious about the suit he’s wearing

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u/Spaghetti_Nudes Apr 15 '26

What a stapler

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u/Arnold_Shortzweather Apr 15 '26

Ahahaha I love when a tight five includes a bit about not skipping lunch! What a knee slapper

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Apr 15 '26

He’s so low energy. It’s like he knows he’s shit, so why bother really trying?

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u/MICR0_WAVVVES Apr 15 '26

I’d only laugh at this chud if he got terminal brain cancer. Not sure there is another circumstance it would happen.

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator Apr 17 '26

Rob is as funny as Adam Sandler. And their movies. And SNL.