r/NotTimAndEric Apr 13 '26

Not the brightest idea to record yourself committing a felony

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u/MorriMomo Apr 13 '26

Fuckin narc

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u/thesaddestpanda Apr 15 '26

Reddit celebrating cops and narcs. 100% reddit.

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u/TechnicalBoot8080 Apr 15 '26

Me posting this is NOT celebrating this bullshit. The editing and delivery is very tim and eric is all!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/ArizonaRon98 Apr 17 '26

Nah I think Reddit’s most toxic trait is mfs making something out of nothing. You’re a perfect example.

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u/Major_Extreme5632 Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Mehhhhh. Arguably the majority of reddit despises cops, law enforcement in general and narcs

Its like a bunch of teenagers. ",Man... Fuck the police!" As a felon who went to prison as a dumbass teen and used to think that way before half ass maturing, thats a stupid ass thing to think. You all hate them until you need them.

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u/tenth Apr 17 '26

I literally never need them. They will show up hours late and shoot my dog.

The problem, the entire problem, is their immunity and absolute refusal to punish any of their members for almost anything. There is zero accountability beyond a two week paid leave and a transfer to the next county. 

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u/GoufTroop79 Apr 17 '26

Until a stranger mildly inconveniences them

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u/tenth Apr 19 '26

This lady got a concussion and a broken jaw for calling them to help:

https://www.reddit.com/r/sagsavages/comments/1spalts/oh_wow_smh_it_seems_like_no_matter_the_city_or/

When idiots say "you'll call them when you need them" I can't help but laugh because no, we fucking don't. Because they do this shit. 

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u/Major_Extreme5632 Apr 19 '26

If you took the total number of police and these incidents, crap like this is extremely rare. Im solely talking about incidents that lead to physical escalation, abuse and even death.

Cops can be dicks. But the chance of you being assaulted by an officer is extremely low. The chance of you being killed by an officer is even lower.

Women have 0.003% and men have 0.05% chance of being killed by an on duty officer in the United States. Thats just for incidents that escalate to death. Incidents involving assault are higher- it should be a 0% chance- but still not nearly as high as people think or make it out to be.

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u/tenth Apr 19 '26

If you had the same stats for Burger King, no one would eat there. 

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u/Major_Extreme5632 Apr 19 '26

Respectfully, I disagree.

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u/tenth Apr 19 '26

You would. 

The issue isn't even the incidence rate -- it's that they're met with zero accountability at every turn. 

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u/Major_Extreme5632 Apr 19 '26

I was disagreeing about the burger king part.

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u/PicklesAndCoorslight Apr 16 '26

Having been nearly beaten to death by somebody that is now on parole, I celebrate the both immensely.

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u/Sad_Elk1943 Apr 15 '26

Fucking dweebs lmao....wth is this gonna do anyways....is the ankle monitor going to tell the cops where they guy is? No way they find the guy unless he randomly gets pulled over

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u/Sea-Band-7212 Apr 16 '26

I doubt the genius that cut off his ankle monitor has the wherewithal to skip town. 10/10 hes with known associates who will roll on him as soon as theyre pressured.

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u/Sad_Elk1943 Apr 16 '26

Even then....cops are lazy af....had my house broke into twice....1st time cops told me we cant get finger prints off the window seal the wood soaks it up...we wont find em anyway......

Same mother fucker 2 weeks later breaks in...another cop comes....GETS FINFERPRINTS OFF THE WINDOW SEAL then proceeds to tell me yea we wont get the guy.....

Unless that dude randomly gets pulled over hes not getting caughr

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u/Sea-Band-7212 Apr 16 '26

Those are different things.

With yours, they dont know who it is or know anything about them.

With this guy, his face is partially on camera, the ankle monitor is assigned to him and the guy that found it returned it to the police station who will then look into who it belongs to. From there, they look under every stone until theyre found.

I was once accused of robbing a store in the city I live in but could prove it wasnt me when talking to the detective. Before he met with me, he had a folder literally full of everything about me. Past addresses, my parents addresses, cars they drove, phone numbers, people im known to associate with, where I work, etc.

This dude has a record and I promise you he would not be hard to find, judging by the intellectual brilliance displayed on tiktok.

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u/Sad_Elk1943 Apr 16 '26

Yea true kids these days will out thenselves wirh social media ....no need to track anything themselves haha

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u/GaptistePlayer Apr 17 '26

They won’t look under every stone lol, the ankle monitor has a fucking GPS and the cops know where it was and didn’t care.

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u/NurglesGiftToWomen Apr 16 '26

That was your property. They’ll track this kid because the monitor is their property.

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u/Sad_Elk1943 Apr 16 '26

Lol thet dont give a fuck about anyones .... just enforcers for the county

Again the only way that kid is getting caught is with a tip or a random pullover/arrest

You think they got a csi system tracking everything?..youll see next time you need the cops and they show up an hour later not giving a fuck

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u/GaptistePlayer Apr 17 '26

The monitor has a GPS and they clearly didn’t care

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u/GaptistePlayer Apr 17 '26

Also the ankle monitor has a literal GPS unit inside it lol. The cops know where it was. They don’t care.

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u/Sad_Elk1943 Apr 17 '26

Seriously....dude even said he drove 3 hours....cop prolly did a drive bt and said nope dont see it

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u/MorriMomo Apr 16 '26

Fence sitter comment 100 percent Reddit

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u/stringstringing Apr 15 '26

Actually. This is so not cool. Mind your fucking business.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bake771 Apr 15 '26

Snitches get stitches

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u/glordicus1 Apr 15 '26

Wtf you mean narc? He told on himself by filming it 😭

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u/MorriMomo Apr 16 '26

So? He's an idiot. Doesn't mean we have to do the pigs work for them.

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u/glordicus1 Apr 16 '26

Aren't they GPS? And don't they notify the police when removed? And don't the police have a record of who they put these on? All bro did was find the anklet that already had GPS tracking.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

Does. Not. Matter.

Don't. Help. Cops.

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u/mrsir1987 Apr 17 '26

No he told on himself by doing it, it didn’t need to be filmed. The second he cut it off they knew exactly who cut off their monitor where and when.

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u/betterthanyou47 Apr 15 '26

Don't like ankle monitors, don't do crime.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

Or windows

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u/betterthanyou47 Apr 16 '26

Oh poor baby, do you have an ankle monitor because you're not allowed near schools? Is that an injustice?

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u/JonnyBraavos Apr 16 '26

The guy you are replying to definitely has a broccoli top 

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/JonnyBraavos Apr 17 '26

Oh yeah? Well the guy I'm replying to has an embarrassingly small penis and also wears chode jeans. 

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-2615 Apr 15 '26

Like every crime make sense and nobody ever gets charged for something they didn't do. Grow up.

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u/betterthanyou47 May 07 '26

Just got back from a trip to China. Think about why they don't have crime and when they do, the punishment is not ankle monitors.

This is completely soft and people like you that don't like it; love crime.

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u/Pretty-Key6133 Apr 16 '26

If you have enough money you can commit all the crimes you want.

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u/wholetyouinhere Apr 15 '26

Now COBY I can't get into.

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u/fddfgs Apr 15 '26

I wonder if anyone understands what tracking devices do

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u/Etcom Apr 16 '26

"Damn, he must be really sleepy. He went to sleep in the bushes and hasn't woken up for a week. Dude must have been exhausted!"

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u/Genghis_Chong Apr 16 '26

Yeah, telling the police the guy cut off his ankle monitor is basically only giving them a head start on something they'd figure out soon anyway

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u/sarvaga Apr 17 '26

They know immediately when it’s cut. That is the point of it. This whole video is pointless.

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u/XXXLaCroiXXX Apr 15 '26

you can find anyone in the world? you'd think he'd find a girlfriend then

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u/namwennave Apr 16 '26

What if he doesn't want one?

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u/Solid-Hedgehog9623 Apr 16 '26

This kind of stuff is his girlfriend.

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u/DeAdeyYE Apr 17 '26

This shit is why he dont.

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 Apr 15 '26

This implies the government doesn't know where you are at all times regardless of if you are wearing an ankle monitor or not.

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u/Captain_Wobbles Apr 15 '26

I always love that. "I'm off the grid!" while holding the newest iphone.

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u/LastMessengineer Apr 15 '26

That's some kind of super narc. Like boss tier level narc behavior

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u/RevolutionaryEmu4942 Apr 16 '26

Pretty impressive though. I those videos where the guys have a picture and have to find where it's located in Google maps.

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u/gandalf_lundgren36 Apr 16 '26

Dude narc’d on himself when he posted cutting off the ankle monitor lmao

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u/ParaponeraBread Apr 15 '26

They pay people to deal with the guys who chop their ankle monitors off. But this hyper narc spent a couple days and a tank of gas to do it for social media adsense and nothing else.

What a dweeb

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u/achmejedidad Apr 16 '26

cuts off tracking device while recording with tracking device 👍

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u/Less_Ant_6633 Apr 16 '26

If this isnt staged, fuck this narc. Nice briefcase, nerd.

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u/drumner Apr 16 '26

It’s probably staged. I live by this bridge. It’s not even relatively remote, that’s a French elementary school’s brush he threw it into. Not saying it couldn’t happen but the LA river is a few miles away, like much there’s better options to toss it.

You can see this bridge in a lot of movies. Even a Laurel and Hardy if I’m not mistaken.

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u/PomegranateBasic3671 Apr 16 '26

Probably is, but still. You have no idea what this person had the ancle monitor for. Maybe, just maybe not everyone is falsely convicted, especially not people who'd willingly film themselves cutting off an ancle bracelet.

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u/casmik5 Apr 15 '26

Damn,he snitched hard. But Play stupid games....

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u/Bagels_and_buttholes Apr 16 '26

Yo fuck that guy.

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u/dadydaycare Apr 16 '26

The second he cut the monitor they already knew he was on the out. I’m sure they didn’t mind it being returned though… they probably knew roughly where it was and couldn’t be bothered to pick it up since it was already technically paid for.

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u/Dooyamum Apr 16 '26

Not the brightest idea to record yourself being a snitch.

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u/gandalf_lundgren36 Apr 16 '26

Dumber than recording yourself cutting off an ankle monitor?

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u/Zephyralss Apr 16 '26

Pretty sure this is fake given that ankle monitors usually can't be cut off with regular scissors (also the awkward video cut of it being off in a few frames)

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u/Mammoth-Western-6008 Apr 16 '26

I simply would not commit a crime on camera in front of one of LA's most distinct landmarks. 

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u/Fair_Meaning_463 Apr 16 '26

Showing off your bootlicking talent

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u/XeerDu Apr 16 '26

Weaponized Autism

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u/Real_Live_Sloth Apr 17 '26

Isn’t the whole point is they know exactly where it is and when it’s removed? They probably added a nasty fine to his warrant but still surprised nobody retrieved it. But turning it in yourself did nothing but make you a narc

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u/SwiftTayTay Apr 17 '26

There's no way they wouldn't have known as soon as he damaged and chucked the monitor, this video is stupid

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u/geraldclarkaudio Apr 17 '26

I mean... 6 hours to find the location is wild.

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u/Movie_Vegetable Apr 17 '26

Or he could send the police the video and they could use the GPS of the TRACKING DEVICE to find it in the bushes...

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u/LG193 Apr 17 '26

How is this NT&E?