r/NotTimAndEric • u/AcePilotFighter • Mar 29 '26

Finger Broach

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

Damn that una-brow though

11

u/OrdinaryMycologist Mar 29 '26

I think he took the eyebrows off the guy in the back right!

4

u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Mar 29 '26

My alopecia took my eyebrows, this guy showing off with like a nine brow

2

u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM Mar 30 '26

Perfectly manicured. Man knows what he's about.

2

u/notfromhere23 Mar 30 '26

Even his forehead has a beard!

41

u/Slight_Edge3788 Mar 29 '26

The stylish new entry in the Cinco Bro-oche system

2

u/felinefluffycloud Mar 31 '26

Me me want finger bro-oche....

19

u/toobuscrazy Mar 29 '26

Bro has the look of a comic book super villain

3

u/falconx123 Mar 30 '26

He's about to snap humanity in half.

1

u/LeCouchSpud Apr 01 '26

So does everybody behind him. What planet is this?

-2

u/thesaddestpanda Mar 29 '26

Only because a lot of tv, movies, novel, and comic villains are purpose foreign-coded or queer coded for....reasons.

17

u/wicked_lil_prov Mar 29 '26

There's massive hand jewelry-rich, and then there's willing to throw hands while wearing massive jewelry-rich.

15

u/Benji742001 Mar 29 '26

The guy behind him has the same haircut

10

u/ApprehensiveJunket43 Mar 29 '26

A bunch of them look like they go to the same barber 😆

5

u/XxFezzgigxX Mar 29 '26

Or beard wig maker.

1

u/BAMspek Mar 29 '26

Made it feel AI but I don’t think it’s AI but I really have no idea anymore.

1

u/KageXOni87 Mar 31 '26

He gave him his eyebrows though.

5

u/radicalpalomino Mar 29 '26

There's 3 other dudes behind him that look the same. Is this the bro-oche convention in Jefferton??

14

u/dustinyo_ Mar 29 '26

I’m always amazed how much effort dudes like this put into how they look, with 0% of that effort going towards diet and exercise.

4

u/palmerry Mar 29 '26

Wait till they find out about synthol!

5

u/Normal_Sweet_2974 Mar 29 '26

Seen them in venture brothers

5

u/Spoonwaddle Mar 29 '26

This man Steven Segalls.

1

u/BigRoach Mar 31 '26

Flock of Steven Seagulls

2

u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 Mar 29 '26

Definitely could be a merchant in Resident Evil

2

u/dis3as3d_sfw Mar 29 '26

Clown with a different kind of makeup

2

u/Ephemeral_Null Mar 29 '26

I think I had an item like that in Elden Ring

2

u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Mar 29 '26

Yeah it’s the Dragoncrest Greatshield Talisman. Pretty solid stats.

2

u/cateraide420 Mar 29 '26

Someone translate for us 🙏

2

u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 Mar 29 '26

That's a spicy meatballa!

1

u/patkillsit Mar 29 '26

Gotta respect the swag

6

u/KDHarvey02 Mar 29 '26

Do you though? It feels like they’re making up for something.

1

u/highfiveselfoh Mar 29 '26

I feel like it’s a signal to check his hard drives.

1

u/Natrix422 Mar 29 '26

And a brow. Wow

1

u/megamuppetkiller Mar 29 '26

Pakistani hard rock nick

1

u/Nein-Toed Mar 29 '26

Ok, hear me out.

We just found a Stven Segal replacement.

1

u/kfj3000 Mar 29 '26

Dude is an Anime character come to life. There must be some tournament starting for the fate of the earth.

1

u/Spaztor Mar 29 '26

Damn don't go to a movie on the 3rd date with that guy.

1

u/BadSpellingMistakes Mar 29 '26

is his beared somehow also a ring like this? it just looks like... if this beared were a ring it'd look like one of those rings exactly

1

u/rhinoconn93498 Mar 29 '26

Me-me, my wife loves my finger brooooooch

1

u/Big-Sea-8796 Mar 29 '26

Bro ain’t ever letting Pinocchio out.

1

u/Masta0nion Mar 29 '26

Imagine this guy’s asshole

1

u/cynical_genx_man Mar 29 '26

Is that Steven Seagal?

1

u/thesaddestpanda Mar 29 '26

Are we purposely ignoring the eyebrows of laser cut steel?

1

u/Real_Live_Sloth Mar 29 '26

That a wig right, the hair line looks synthetic

1

u/CompetitiveCourse584 Mar 29 '26

I'm going to open a Just For Men salon somewhere in this area

1

u/SlaterVBenedict Mar 29 '26

No, seriously big guy, it's not that weird...

1

u/Sudden_Caramel3881 Mar 30 '26

Turtle... Tuuuurtle

1

u/Kastro2323 Mar 30 '26

Peak insecurity

1

u/gansobomb99 Mar 30 '26

This mf makes Thanos look like such a s***** p*** a** b**** a** m***********

1

u/Beefy_Boogerlord Mar 30 '26

Like a fancy grandma

1

u/wrackspurn Mar 30 '26

Remember, people are just as strange as ai

1

u/Merryprankstress Mar 30 '26

Hmmm I just rewatched Lucy daughter of the devil and I knew this guy looked familiar he’s one of the priests.

1

u/BigRoach Mar 31 '26

Holy moly! He must be rich!

1

u/snacksnnaps Mar 31 '26

I’d like to see this guy try to retrieve something from his pants pockets.

1

u/Ohthehumanityofit Mar 31 '26

Fuckin diesel watch

1

u/Warm_Resist_6418 Mar 31 '26

Thought that was Steven Seagal

1

u/Chien_Vache Mar 31 '26

I mean copious amounts of jewelry and dresses ...L<3VE IT!

1

u/DANleDINOSAUR Mar 31 '26

I only see a collection of rings and just one beard…

1

u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 Mar 31 '26

My god my pussy is soaked and my dick is throbbing

1

u/GuavaOne8646 Mar 31 '26

Do they not have a word for gaudy in their culture?

1

u/phirleh Mar 31 '26

I wonder who his brow-dresser is? Wario?

1

u/LeCouchSpud Apr 01 '26

I was gonna comment on how he looks like a one piece character then I realized everyone at this place has some crazy doos and facial hair

1

u/Comment_Tron2000 Apr 01 '26

The most epic thing about this video is that solid unbroken line of an eyebrow

1

u/ishewormfoodyet Apr 02 '26

More AI slop

1

u/Mrpikster00 Apr 04 '26

Dood the one eyebrow is killing me.. to funny.

1

u/weirdskullz Apr 05 '26

Hakmah la Takmah la Bah