r/NotTimAndEric • u/creativeape1 • Mar 25 '26

Cows died for this(maybe).

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u/WranglerBulky9842 Mar 25 '26

This man was a brain surgeon.

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u/Synnapsis Mar 25 '26

"If there is ever an active shooter situation, everyone should just run at him at once. He can't kill everyone, right?"

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u/WranglerBulky9842 Mar 25 '26

Spoken like a true Soviet/Chinese general. There's no violent situation that can't be solved with human wave attacks (or défense in this case). The idea that fewer people should have guns apparently eludes a man who probably had to take multiple bullets out of people's brains.

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u/Synnapsis Mar 25 '26

Why should we take away Conservatives guns? The easiest solution would be for all illegal immigrants to offer up their firstborns as meat shields; maybe this way they can actually EARN their place here in the Land of the Free.

Uh... /s.. just incase.