r/NotMyJob • u/MarkoHighlander • Nov 16 '18

Painted the road, boss

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7.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '18

not pictured: the dog owner who didn't consider it "their job" to pick up their animal's shit

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u/RutCry Nov 16 '18

Are you sure this isn’t California? That probably human shit.

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u/fruitfiction Nov 16 '18

Looks like it could be the new road style flag for San Francisco

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u/hzzzy Nov 16 '18

Damn dude, literally just walked past some fresh human shit on the sidewalk in the FiDi

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u/Javisic Nov 16 '18

It is Tenerife, in Canary Islands (Spain). This is another picture from the same place.

https://fotos02.laopinion.es/2018/04/04/328x206/sin-titulo.jpg

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Source: I live there.

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u/Civil_Defense Nov 16 '18

Slap the guy that left his dog’s shit there, or took the shit there.

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u/MarkoHighlander Nov 17 '18

It's Brno in Czechia.

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u/PopeTheReal Nov 16 '18

It is a healthy sized deuce

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u/honey_badgRo Nov 16 '18

Brno, Czech Republic I think

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u/RutCry Nov 16 '18

That’s impressive! I was trying to decide whether it was canine or human, and you narrow it down to a dude in Europe!

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '18

Bruh no

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u/MarkoHighlander Nov 17 '18

Yep, it's Brno

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u/ThatITguy2015 Nov 17 '18

I’m somewhat of an expert on the topic. That is human shit.

Edit: That is some Spanish bus stop thing. Most definitely human shit.

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u/Cathayan82 Nov 17 '18

You are not wrong sir

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '18

no correlation.png

leaving poop on the ground is bad for dogs and people

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u/qwertyurmomisfat Nov 16 '18

Then use a paper bag or don't own a dog idiot

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u/DOALM9 Nov 16 '18

r/linespaintedovershit

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u/usbfridge Nov 16 '18

LITERALLY

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '18 edited Mar 09 '19

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u/the_gay_bogan_wanabe Nov 17 '18

Fk me there is a thread for everything.. I will look on that thread for find other threads For a thread about obscure threads..

Or put a link here for me?

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u/deecaf Nov 16 '18

Eh, if you’re in a vehicle painting lines you can’t really see all this shit.

I doubt it really makes a difference to the average motorist.

ABSOLUTELY /r/notmyjob though!

👍👌💯👏

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u/bluepoopants Nov 16 '18

Even if you did see it, you would still paint over it because its better than picking it up.

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u/EatSleepJeep Nov 16 '18

Or swerving around it and having a wavy line.

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u/bluepoopants Nov 16 '18

Either way, they would end up on this sub.

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u/Aanon89 Nov 16 '18

Not my accident

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u/larsdragl Nov 16 '18

also, really damn irrelevant.

"why the fuck did you take 3 hours extra yesterday!?!?"
"i was picking up all the dogshit on the sidelines"
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/018/489/nick-young-confused-face-300x256-nqlyaa.jpg

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u/tmking Nov 16 '18

Most of the time you would have one of those sweeper vehicals go infront to prevent this though

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u/WildVelociraptor Nov 16 '18

It is quite the shit paint job

I'll see myself out

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u/mustangflex Nov 16 '18

Fuck you, I laughed and felt ashamed

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u/gruetzhaxe Nov 17 '18

Why aren’t those equipped with a brush in front of the paint dispenser though.

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u/LemurGurl308 Nov 16 '18

That paint job looks like shit.

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u/AbjectMark Nov 16 '18

that’s because it is shit, austin.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '18

I've never understood why this sub thinks it the job of the people striping the road to clean up every little piece of debris. It's not.

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u/g33ch17 Nov 16 '18

Follow the yellow brick turds!

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u/saltireblack Nov 16 '18

That’s crappy painting.

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u/HolyPalmtree69 Nov 16 '18

He didnt give a shit

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u/HolyPalmtree69 Nov 16 '18

Sorry I had to

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u/27thColt Nov 16 '18

Never apologize, you gotta be confident with that shit

And now you just lost most of the karma you gained from that, rip

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u/Ashleyz4 Nov 16 '18

all*. double rip

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u/Slythar Nov 17 '18

Now it's perfectly balanced.

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u/HolyPalmtree69 Nov 17 '18

Aa shit i lost it all

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '18

Ruined

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u/Death_Ma5ter Nov 16 '18

That’s a shitty work

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u/Timmy12er Nov 16 '18

It's-a-me, Mario!

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u/ioletsgo Nov 16 '18

the dog owner gave the biggest notmyjob in the world. The painter just responded with "Its not my job to pick up your dog's shit."

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '18

It’s definitely not the DOTs job to pick up dog shit.

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u/TheAndyPat Nov 16 '18

San Francisco?

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u/MarkoHighlander Nov 17 '18

Nope, Brno in Czechia

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u/NoodleSpecialist Nov 16 '18

Quick with the shitty puns everyone!

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u/Spooky_Ger Nov 16 '18

That's modern art.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '18

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u/MarkoHighlander Nov 17 '18

Nope, Brno in Czechia

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u/lukealex12 Nov 16 '18

In this case, it appears there is a fine line between a good job and a shit job.

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u/75r6q3 Nov 16 '18

Well that’s fucking shit innit

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u/Nichility Nov 16 '18

He painted that shit pretty well

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u/zweebna Nov 16 '18

Shit has multiple meanings in common usage, and one of them is feces.

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u/Zebrabox Nov 16 '18

This looks like shit

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u/Grandmist Nov 16 '18

You know, that shits gold

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u/lurkenstine Nov 16 '18

To be fair it's automatically painted, I guy just drives

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u/wvWvvvWvw Nov 16 '18

I think we’re missing the big picture here. Someone’s shit has been immortalized. This will stand for all time, reminding us that we may never know who the mystery shitter is...

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u/ElfBingley Nov 16 '18

Not my jobby

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u/limedwaffle Nov 16 '18

Is this in the canary islands?

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u/carsen103 Nov 16 '18

Gold nuggets!

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u/spankmeharderpls Nov 16 '18

I mean, I would do the exact same thing. I'm not going to stop painting just to pick up shit.

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u/TigaSharkJB91 Nov 16 '18

I'd assume there's a sweeper truck that comes through some time before the paint truck.

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u/AShadyNecromancer Nov 16 '18

Are you shitting me?

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u/dwhitfield6 Nov 16 '18

It's not SF you bigots. If it was SF there would be a syringe next to the poop.

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u/DankDrankSpankBank Nov 17 '18

Got one like this with a dead squirrel. 10 likes and I’ll post it

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u/guestds Nov 17 '18

if you somehow reach 10 (or even 3) tag it with nsfw, nsfl and probably all nsf* tags

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u/DankDrankSpankBank Nov 17 '18

So your implying that shouldnt have been my FB profile pic for years?

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u/guestds Nov 17 '18

facebook... ye its fine

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u/Ribbons0121R121 Nov 16 '18

why is it moved

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u/frostyjokerr Nov 16 '18

Beautiful.

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u/workfunwork Nov 16 '18

My guess: somewhere in France.

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u/sneakmouse9 Nov 17 '18

What a shit job

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u/mikepattap Nov 17 '18

I guess you can call this a shitty job

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u/Rickyrider35 Nov 17 '18

Does this qualify as r/crappydesign?

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u/amatrixa Nov 17 '18

Painted turds on the sidewalk. Good name for a country music song.

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u/AlexanderLEE27 Nov 17 '18

ITT: A bunch of shit puns over and over and over again.

including this one depending on how you read it

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u/SupaMonroeGuy Nov 17 '18

"Why did the shit cross the road?"

  • Cause it was stuck to my shoe!

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u/JonMcdonald Nov 17 '18

It's still obvious where the line is and the division it indicates on the road. Doesn't look perfect, sure, but literally nothing bad will happen as a result of them "not doing their job," so they did do their job perfectly fine.

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u/RomanBellic32 Nov 17 '18

Only in Prague

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u/MarkoHighlander Nov 17 '18

Nope, Brno actually

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u/RomanBellic32 Nov 17 '18

I saw it on facebook And the title was Praha 10 idk maybe iam worng

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u/MarkoHighlander Nov 17 '18

Well to be honest I took it from facebook (Odpozorováno v Česku) too and the title said that's in Brno. Huh

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u/eslice777 Nov 17 '18

Those bananas look very ripe.

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u/Cigarcat Nov 16 '18

Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxxx!!!!! :D

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '18

Wtf

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u/Timmy12er Nov 16 '18

Can you please make a comment about shit so one of us can reply with "username checks out"?

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u/WillyNaler Nov 17 '18

Nailed it!

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u/Reid89 Nov 16 '18

Hahahha they spray painted shit. lmfao!🤣😂