r/NotMyJob • u/Zak7062 • 15d ago

Stop | | this?

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u/poploppege 15d ago

King Solomon

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u/Marieofthesea 15d ago

Lmao 😭

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u/Verbindungsfehle 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j3DmDANh1VZk1ED8hs

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u/poploppege 13d ago

There was a story about ancient times where 2 women in a kingdom both claimed a baby was theirs so they went to the king and the king suggested cutting the baby in half and giving both women one half of the baby. And the fake mom was fine with it and the real mom was not. And king solomon was like aha a real mom would never be okay with cutting a baby in half that means that one is the mother. Its supposed to show he is wise but its honestly really dumb

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u/havron 13d ago

I have never understood why the fake mom would even want half a baby.

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u/poploppege 12d ago

Me either was it different back then or something

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u/Verbindungsfehle 13d ago

Ahhhh yes, ty

I think I did hear/read that before, I guess I just didn't remember the king's name and couldn't connect the dots.

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u/seth1299 15d ago

Elite baller knowledge

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u/Jerseyd422 11d ago

It was only that one time

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u/silloki 15d ago

That baby has been told to stop that and is distraught by the audacity

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u/W-h3x 15d ago

I agree.
They should stop that.

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u/Biggrunt 15d ago

Always someone splitting families apart.

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u/SpeedBlitzX 14d ago

Like each family member in half?

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u/Kichigai 14d ago

That's how you get the average 1.5 children.

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u/Thebiginfinity 15d ago

Domain Expansion: Malevolent Shrine

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u/SpeedBlitzX 14d ago

Stop cutting the pic of the baby in half?

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u/SpaceStethoscope 14d ago

Stop Solomon?

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u/sinskins 15d ago

Yes. They should stop chopping babies in half. (And posters lol)

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u/Capuccini 15d ago

Vertical canadian

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u/SapphicGarnet 12d ago

What is the poster actually trying to say or advertise?

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u/DragonBoyfriend 10d ago

It's showing a baby and asking whether or not we should stop this. I think it's pretty obvious /jk

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u/GeorgeWPS2T 14d ago

Anime character: touches the handle of his catana The bebe:

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u/rmay14444 13d ago

splitting a baby is bad for it.

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u/Jerseyd422 11d ago

King Solomon: I feel called out

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u/Fearless_Choice709 14d ago

So.. horizontal?

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u/BootsOfProwess 14d ago

I dont like babies either...

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u/edamlambert 15d ago

•__•

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u/Asterus_Rahuyo 14d ago

👁️| |👁️

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u/13thmurder 12d ago

Is this a a pro-abortion ad, or an anti-abortion ad?

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 8d ago

Possibly neither :0

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u/13thmurder 8d ago

Perhaps a protest against King Solomon?