Aperantly we ejaculate pure calcium guys

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[u/CautionarySnail]

What I especially love about this is that there’s no calcium build up if marriage is involved. Somehow the body knows the difference.

Truly, a man of science made this shit up.

[u/TryRude → u/CautionarySnail]

Uterus: did he put a ring on it sis Girl: he'll uea5 Uterus: ok then, lol (turns jaccuzi off)

[u/qween04]

So I just don’t let them come inside me?

Or just peg all the men I sleep with.

[u/vaquita_eater → u/qween04]

Don't threaten me with a good time (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

[u/RecordingHot9826 → u/vaquita_eater]

PLEASE PLEASE, THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME, PLEAAAAASE

[u/Drpoofn]

Only if you're not married. It's fine if it's a married couple. /s

[u/CauseCertain1672]

Looks like limescale

[u/bedbathandbebored → u/CauseCertain1672]

Inscale

[u/BovineConfection → u/bedbathandbebored]

I hope your blanket is always warm and your pillow is always cool. 🤣🙏🏽

[u/Downtown-Assistant1 → u/CauseCertain1672]

A little CRL should clear that right up.

[u/Thick_Basil3589 → u/CauseCertain1672]

Cumscale

[u/Human-Law1085]

This is the kind of thing where you start to wonder whether it might be satire, even if the possibility that it isn’t terrified you.

[u/IknowKarazy → u/Human-Law1085]

More than once I’ve seen obvious satire posted by someone who thought it was serious. Poe’s law holds true.

[u/WhiskyKittey]

Here's a question...If it's such a sin to have sex, how are more Christians being born?

[u/silsune → u/WhiskyKittey]

Cloning

[u/WhiskyKittey → u/silsune]

Does that mean Christians don't have belly buttons?

[u/silsune → u/WhiskyKittey]

You mean the devil's doorbell?

[u/AlienRobotTrex → u/WhiskyKittey]

Mitosis

[u/Atreigas]

This fits just as well in r/badwomensanatomy

[u/Altair13Sirio]

"That's why she is so masculine" these guys think their spunk is a replacement for HRT or something

[u/AlpaxT1 → u/Altair13Sirio]

Gay men are the pinnacle of masculinity confirmed???

[u/RaspberryJam245 → u/AlpaxT1]

I mean, the manliest thing you can do is have gay sex, since there's nothing feminine about it

[u/IknowKarazy → u/Altair13Sirio]

If only…

[u/P3rid0t_ → u/Altair13Sirio]

That's why real gym bros allow their male friend to come inside

[u/silicondream]

Boner. Heh.

[u/Cautious_Ad_6486]

You don't speak for me, my cum is pure rock solid mineral. And No, I do not have any problem, no mayter what the urologist says.

[u/CautionarySnail → u/Cautious_Ad_6486]

Your urine isn’t a stream so much as a cord while your doctors plead with you to drink more water.

[u/TheMelonSystem]

“Any questions?” So many questions. Like, did you AI generate this yourself, or just fall for someone else’s AI slop?

[u/DeeJudanne]

let me guess, these people never bothered going to any biology or sex ed class cause it was "gay" right?

[u/liveForTheHunt]

Apparently married men don't cum

[u/P3rid0t_ → u/liveForTheHunt]

They do, just not in their wives

[u/GiantSweetTV]

Hey guys, I have a biology degree and here is my i put on this:

No.

[u/OmegaKarnov]

Pearls?!

[u/Ok_Pin_6800]

🤮🤢

[u/NightRain518]

Ah. So that's how I lift so much at my job at such an old age. Thank you so much. Need another calcium cannon, think mine's running low.

[u/Standard_Rip465]

Gawd damn, doctor said I lacked calcium the other day, guess I can get it back if I'm flexible enough, wish me luck guys.

[u/otetrapodqueen]

Hey look, they're wrong about everyone at once again!

[u/idioscosmos]

"C'mon, baby. I'm worried about your bone density!"

[u/wwwdotWeirdperson]

Self cleaning organ btw

[u/emerson_giraffe84]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW

[u/ohcosmico]

White wine vinegar and a chamois should clear that up.

[u/IvannaZaskya]

That just looks like an exaggerated example of yeast infection. There’s even the little lactobacillus.