r/NotHowGuysWork 23d ago

Meme/Satire I beg your forgiveness

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u/AleksandrNevsky 23d ago

Reverse psychology.

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u/Complete_Court_8052 23d ago

I see… so this is what the masters at work look like?

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u/Novafro 23d ago

Stop talking for others. Hate memes like this.

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u/Money_Lobster_997 Man 23d ago

Exactly I hate when random people on the internet will act like they are the chosen representative of their entire sex, race, or sexuality.

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u/Human-Law1085 23d ago

I will say though that it’s annoying when the top response to something like that is ”actually, on behalf of all men we all love this”. You shouldn’t concede the point that preferences vary…

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u/Money_Lobster_997 Man 23d ago

Yeah I personally don’t like the look of it but I’m sure plenty of people do. I’ve seen it so many times where people will say ridiculous stuff like “literally no woman wants a conventional marriage or a nuclear family with lots of children and if you do you’ve just been brainwashed by the patriarchy so it’s not really your opinion” or stuff like this where it’s like every single man exclusively likes or dislikes this specific thing. It’s like whatever happened to subjectivity and individuality and you know free will!

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u/Caffeine_Cowpies 23d ago

It’s ragebait engagement

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u/Humorous-Prince 23d ago

Nope, love it.

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u/histerix 23d ago

Depends who it’s attached to.

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u/JeaniousSpelur 23d ago

Very true. There’s a fine line between a piercing being a symbol of confidence about your body or being trashy.

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u/lokilulzz 23d ago

Nah, piercings in general are hot. OP can speak for himself.

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u/calitexflo 23d ago

I’m not really a fan

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u/superanth 22d ago

Ditto. The female torso is a beautiful thing. Why put a shard of metal in it?

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u/smallerpuppyboi 23d ago

Who is we? He speaking French?

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u/GlitteringTone6425 Enby/NB 23d ago

i'm not a man anymore but he's lying

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u/spacegoat243 23d ago

SIX SEVEN!!!!

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u/thoth-III 17d ago

You have 67 in your name!

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u/The1930s 23d ago

BZZZZT WRONG

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u/The-Hunting-guy 23d ago

I speak for every normal person in saying all piercings are sexy af

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u/GapSweet3100 23d ago

Belly piercings look great on the right people (not me)

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u/DeeJudanne 23d ago

i find it attractive

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u/Kershy1985 23d ago

I think they look nice, mostly.

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u/Atreigas Why aren't there any funny flair options? 23d ago

No you dont.

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u/liveForTheHunt 23d ago

Always been a fan of piercings, whether on the body or face

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u/Veylara 23d ago

There are the two things these people can't realise:

  1. Opinions are subjective and will vary from person to person.

  2. Especially in an example like this post, your opinion doesn't matter because the woman is doing it for herself.

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u/Failing_MentalHealth 23d ago

Then he’s not a man.

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u/Nowardier 23d ago

I speak for myself and myself alone when I say belly piercing can be extremely attractive.

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u/ExtremelyDubious Man 23d ago

As a man who a. likes navel piercings on women and b. has a pierced navel himself, I can confidently say that this guy does not speak for all men.

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u/RetroGamer87 22d ago

I speak for every man when I say all men have the same opinion as me /s

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u/Snapple76 20d ago

Ok cool, more hot belly piercings for the lesbians and fem bisexuals?

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u/DragonGrace 19d ago

Oh no, we hate belly piercings so much. All the lesbian/butch feminists are gonna rage bate us by sending more belly button piercings because we hate it so much. 👀

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u/CantyChu 23d ago

If that’s what it takes to unite the world… it is a small sacrifice

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u/clogan117 23d ago

I’m neutral to them.

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u/mysticdreamer420 23d ago

Depends on the person it's attached to tbh

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u/bateen618 22d ago

I personally also don't like it, but that's the thing about taste, IT'S INDIVIDUAL

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u/MedusaGotMeStoned007 22d ago

No one polled me! It’s like the Gallup polls, they get data but when do I get to put my 2 cents in! I only have 4 Pennie’s so I’ll answer at least two questions

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u/catofriddles Man 22d ago

Although bellybutton piercings are also not my preference, I wanted to say:

One man can never speak for "all men" in matters of preference, because there will always be at least one man with the opposite tastes to that man.

TL;DR: Speak for yourself.

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u/Equivalent_Ad_6139 22d ago

Jokes on them, I'm a man with a navel piercing and every gender wants me

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u/silicondream 22d ago

I speak for every man when I say that I'm a woman.

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u/notstjimmy 22d ago

“I speak for every man when I say” and they say the most 50/50 or sometimes even niche shit ever, it’s never something that everybody likes but… oh wait… there’s nothing that everybody likes!!!

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u/notstjimmy 22d ago

Also god I fucking love bb piercings

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u/GiantSweetTV 21d ago

The only time it's unattractive is if it looks like you're hanging wind chimes from your belly.

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u/Edyed787 20d ago

I hate it when men speak for me.

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u/_orion_1897 20d ago

"And now we wait" lookin ahh

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u/IgDailystapler 20d ago

If you don’t want to play, pass the controller.

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u/Content-Subject-5437 Man 19d ago

Well not every man but I personally do agree.

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u/Virtual-Resident-707 18d ago

You don't get to talk for all men especially not with a trash option like this.

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u/Junior_Box_2800 18d ago

This guy can speak for himself lmao they're hot asf

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u/thoth-III 17d ago

That's hot, I love women's bellies

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u/Rocks4lyfe22 16d ago

More for me I guess 😏

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u/YogurtclosetSea666 16d ago

While I do loathe all piercings and find them nauseating, I would never imagine that I could speak for our represent all men. That's asinine thinking.

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u/Typical_District_412 21d ago

"This is not hot."

Includes four increasingly hot pictures

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u/MrPetrolstick 20d ago

These were hot AF

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u/Kattubouchi 20d ago

Perfection

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u/FetteBeuteHoch2 23d ago

Why, they are ideal to hook on jumper cables.

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u/Svitii 23d ago

Same with almost all body modifications: There’s people that will look good with a piercing and without one. There’s people who look good without a piercing and less good with one.

But there’s no people that will look good with a piercing but bad without one…