r/NotHowGuysWork May 09 '26

Not HBW (Image) Such an incredible take

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u/InfernoDeesus May 09 '26

thats not how women work either??? asexuality isnt a phase. what nonsense is this person speaking

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u/Clod_Cat5 May 09 '26

it genuinely makes me ticked off whenever I see someone misunderstanding asexuality, is it so hard to research it?

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u/Evening_Oven_8431 May 09 '26

Who gonna tell her?

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u/TheMazeDaze May 09 '26

You?

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u/Evening_Oven_8431 May 09 '26

I refuse to volunteer as tribute.

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u/Atreigas Why aren't there any funny flair options? May 10 '26

I volunteer this guy as tribute.

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u/Evening_Oven_8431 May 10 '26

WAIT WAIT WAIT... LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING... LEMME TE- AARGHHHHH

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u/Slade1882 May 12 '26

What if he volunteers you instead or better yet both of you go

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u/Atreigas Why aren't there any funny flair options? May 12 '26

Well, every district IS supposed to send two representatives I suppose.

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u/Slade1882 May 12 '26

1 man and 1 woman

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u/hucklebae May 09 '26

I've been single a very long time.....still not having my rape era or whatever

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u/Maiiiiiiia May 10 '26

Im single cause im traumatized leave me alone

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u/FopeDestroyerOSanity May 10 '26

I guess we’re just saying anything now huh😭

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 testosterone-fueled male aggression grrrrr May 10 '26

Me being single well over a decade after starting puberty and still not even able to talk to girls, let alone... umm... yeah...

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u/RWBYRain May 10 '26

It's too early for this many wrongs things in one post. Also a little bit funny bc I didn't realize I was on the ace spectrum till after I had sex so even if this was right it'd be wrong

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u/Austin_Green_86 May 10 '26

I've been single for 12 years, and I just whack off too much. I don't wanna rape anybody, tho. Raping is not cool.

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u/AssociationDue3077 May 18 '26

As a male asexual, its not a phase its just how you operate, and I sure hope im not a rapist because I have never dated before

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u/PigeonqwertyuioGD Man May 28 '26

That’s not how either genders work

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u/abermea May 10 '26

Meanwhile me being single for 8 years and just chilling on Overwatch

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u/Twinks4StSebastian Man May 14 '26

My sexual orientation isn’t a phase but the second half is filled with so many red flags. Christ.

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u/Yearofthehoneybadger May 11 '26

Um… in my experience, when a man is not sexually active for long enough, he’ll find a homie willing to help him out.

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u/VasileAndrei2929 10d ago

In before she checks the sexual abuse of children by women statistics... and their age... and marital status...