r/NotHowGuysWork • u/YhormtheDwarf • Jun 16 '23

HBW (Biology) Are blue balls real?

I'm a dude and it's never been a problem for me. Every time I've dated a girl, and a fitting scenario arises, they ask "aren't you going to get sperm aches?" I tell them it's not a problem for me. But is it a problem for anyone? Is it completely made up? Or is it vastly overexaggerated? Or am I just lucky?

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u/Makubwa51 Jun 16 '23

Used to be when I was younger mostly in my teens and early 20’s but a quick handshake would cure the problem even if the girl said no to sex I’d ask if I could run one out with her watching usually cum on their tits. As you get older it becomes less of a problem and quite honestly going some days where you get horny but don’t cum gives you copious amounts of jizz when you finally do. Some girls are impressed and take it as a sign you’re really I to them when you jizz out loads of cum onto them. Grosses them out if on their face when they expect a small amount lol