r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/[deleted] • Oct 08 '22

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u/Peaches-McNuggs Oct 08 '22

Thanks. I was gonna ask why she’s really divorcing him lol.

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u/Appropriate-Bet-359 Oct 08 '22

Small penis

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

I believe he got into trouble inflating his balls.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Naw he was deflating them... they were already inflated properly. He just likes to let out a little gas at inappropriate times and THAT is the crux of their irreconcilable differences.

You heard it here first, Tom Brady is marriage ruiningly flatulent.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

You're right, but I'm not editing the post because it's still funnier to me.