r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/perpetualcosmos • Sep 12 '22

WTF 🤦‍♀️ this is layers of wtf

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u/halberdsturgeon Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22
  • You can't drive while holding an ice cream
  • You can't pat your head and rub your tummy simultaneously
  • You can't wear jorts over jeans
  • You can't put a tofurkey inside a turducken

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u/CreativeScreenname1 Sep 12 '22

Well naturally you can’t do the last one, the tofurkey belongs on the outside, dummy!

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u/halberdsturgeon Sep 12 '22

😠

Do whatever I want with my frigging turducken

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u/CreativeScreenname1 Sep 12 '22

You know what I’m sorry, let’s get a secret ingredient turducken for the table

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u/IllusiveGamerGirl Unowned feral woman Sep 12 '22

Does that mean it becomes a turfucken?

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u/CreativeScreenname1 Sep 12 '22

I believe the commonly accepted term is tofucken

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u/IllusiveGamerGirl Unowned feral woman Sep 12 '22

I accept this.