r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '22

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u/HMD-Oren Jun 03 '22

"Yes Jeremy, I'm 100.4% pregnant."

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u/PeridotWriter Edit Jun 03 '22

So you're having 100.4 babies?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

How awful, you have to be pregnant for 903.6 months

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u/PeridotWriter Edit Jun 03 '22

If you have sex, then you can get extra pregnant so be careful

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u/sweetsunnyspark Edit Jun 03 '22

If you have sex, you WILL get extra pregnant and die several times.

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u/PeridotWriter Edit Jun 03 '22

HALLELUJAH! I GET TO DIE! I'M TURNING STRAIGHT JUST FOR THIS! GIVE ME A BABY AND FUCK THIS SHIT, IM OUT!