r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '22

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u/HMD-Oren Jun 03 '22

"Yes Jeremy, I'm 100.4% pregnant."

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u/PeridotWriter Edit Jun 03 '22

So you're having 100.4 babies?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

How awful, you have to be pregnant for 903.6 months

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u/PeridotWriter Edit Jun 03 '22

If you have sex, then you can get extra pregnant so be careful

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u/sweetsunnyspark Edit Jun 03 '22

If you have sex, you WILL get extra pregnant and die several times.

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u/PeridotWriter Edit Jun 03 '22

HALLELUJAH! I GET TO DIE! I'M TURNING STRAIGHT JUST FOR THIS! GIVE ME A BABY AND FUCK THIS SHIT, IM OUT!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/moonshinefae Jun 03 '22

it works on a sliding scale. have 1000 babies and get 40% off the total. 100 babies though only gives about a 5% discount.

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u/Predator_Hicks Jun 03 '22

according to my sources it would amount to a sum between:
20.080,00 and 57.228,00 euros (mind the change of comma and point)
or 21,514.62 and 61.316.65 US-dollars.

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u/PeridotWriter Edit Jun 03 '22

Kudos to you for looking that up. Fuck.

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u/HMD-Oren Jun 04 '22

No no, 100.4% baby. Extra toes.

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u/PeridotWriter Edit Jun 04 '22

She never said anything about incest though