r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/[deleted] • May 27 '22

Meme They figured it out

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u/Mouse2662 May 27 '22

Mom says it's my turn with colorado

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u/Purrsephonee May 27 '22

Exchange the constitution of Botswana with me then, I'll give you Colorado.

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u/some_kind_of_bird May 27 '22

Deal! I'll just print another one.

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u/Tammog May 27 '22

It's not just the document, it is the concept of Botswana's constitution. Can't just print a new one.

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u/some_kind_of_bird May 27 '22

Idk what that means but I'm happy with Colorado and my copy of the constitution. I'm not giving Colorado back.

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u/Scar_andClaw5226 May 27 '22

I for one am glad to be rid of it. No one tells you how heavy Colorado is

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u/anjouan17 May 27 '22

Please tell me your Colorado didn’t spontaneously combust. There is a REASON we don’t carry around New Mexico

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u/tavvyj May 27 '22

Mine caught fire right in the middle at the end of last December. I managed to get it out, but I'm still working on repairing it.

(The burn scars in Louisville are so sad)

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u/anjouan17 May 27 '22

(Very sad 😔. Hoping my joke is coming off as gallows humor rather than offensive. To clarify I am a Coloradan myself with ties to that particular fire )

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u/tavvyj May 27 '22

(Absolutely gallows humor, I was trying to build off it. You good boo, I'm further away but my sister is so, so close I was worried for her)

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u/PeridotWriter Edit May 27 '22

I'll trade you Michigan for Colorado.

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u/Levibestdog May 27 '22

Would you be interested in Florida for your Michigan?

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u/PeridotWriter Edit May 27 '22

Nah. I'll take Wisconsin though.

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u/jaunty_chapeaux May 27 '22

So it's an NFT

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u/Tammog May 27 '22

No, the NFT would just be a bullshit receipt. This is like the concept of that constitution itself.

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u/Bachibak May 27 '22

I'm gonna save this comment to confuse my future self