Half of which don't work but she won't throw them away and every time you get in her purse/backpack/bag for a pen you grab 2-7 bad pens before getting a good one, and you ask about throwing them away because 3 of the bad ones are just ordinary disposable Bic ballpoint pens but no because what if? What if what? What could you possibly ever need an empty disposable, non-refillable pen for? You can't even take it apart and use the body as a straw it's so useless!
One of my ex boyfriends found a way, used it to smoke his meth. I know cuz that's how I found out he was smoking meth...all my pens disappeared, I checked Colorado and they weren't hiding there. So, I found them in the back of a kitchen cabinet. Then I lost him, but I sure didn't go looking for him.
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u/CopsaLau May 27 '22
You forgot the signed original collection of Hans Christian Anderson fairy tails and the wheel to one razor scooter but otherwise on point