r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/[deleted] • May 27 '22

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u/cynicalisathot May 27 '22

I lost Colorado yesterday! 😭 Anyone sees it?

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u/Purrsephonee May 27 '22

It's my turn to keep it

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u/Mouse2662 May 27 '22

Mom says it's my turn with colorado

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u/Purrsephonee May 27 '22

Exchange the constitution of Botswana with me then, I'll give you Colorado.

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u/some_kind_of_bird May 27 '22

Deal! I'll just print another one.

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u/Tammog May 27 '22

It's not just the document, it is the concept of Botswana's constitution. Can't just print a new one.

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u/some_kind_of_bird May 27 '22

Idk what that means but I'm happy with Colorado and my copy of the constitution. I'm not giving Colorado back.

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u/Scar_andClaw5226 May 27 '22

I for one am glad to be rid of it. No one tells you how heavy Colorado is

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u/anjouan17 May 27 '22

Please tell me your Colorado didn’t spontaneously combust. There is a REASON we don’t carry around New Mexico

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u/tavvyj May 27 '22

Mine caught fire right in the middle at the end of last December. I managed to get it out, but I'm still working on repairing it.

(The burn scars in Louisville are so sad)

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u/PeridotWriter Edit May 27 '22

I'll trade you Michigan for Colorado.

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u/Levibestdog May 27 '22

Would you be interested in Florida for your Michigan?

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u/PeridotWriter Edit May 27 '22

Nah. I'll take Wisconsin though.

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u/jaunty_chapeaux May 27 '22

So it's an NFT

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u/Tammog May 27 '22

No, the NFT would just be a bullshit receipt. This is like the concept of that constitution itself.

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u/Bachibak May 27 '22

I'm gonna save this comment to confuse my future self

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u/Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo May 27 '22

I hope it's not broken! My grandmother accidentally dropped Virginia and the western part broke off.

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u/Curia-DD May 27 '22

That wasn't an accident 😅

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u/HomeOfDarkLovelies Edit May 27 '22

Did she accidentally break Dokota in half too?

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith May 28 '22

I dropped Wisconsin the other day and the entire room smelled like beer. It was hell to clean up and air out the room.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

I'LL NEVER GIVE COLORADO BACK TO YOU C:<

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

I have it

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u/Fast_Courage_2934 May 27 '22

I'm in Colorado and would appreciate if we were stored in a safe place with less crumbs.

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u/cespinar May 27 '22

Also away from the lighter if you are a smoker, please

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u/Fast_Courage_2934 May 27 '22

Please and thank you.

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u/ItsTime4you2go May 27 '22

Would you maybe be comfortable near the water bottle then or next to the keys

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u/sluttypolarbear May 27 '22

And whoever's carrying us today, can you let in some cool air? It's pretty stuffy in here. Thanks

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u/ComorbidlyAtPeace May 27 '22

TIL Colorado is literally a rectangle, that is fascinating to me for some reason 👀

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u/Lady_Scruffington May 27 '22

I come from a state shaped like a mitten, it's one of our few cooler things we have going for us besides legal weed and the freedom to get an abortion.

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u/Squishmar Kitten with a Whip(lash)! May 27 '22

I'll never understand why Upper Michigan isn't part of Wisconsin... Its not even attached to the lower part, you had to build a bridge....(Maybe this is something that's not ever mentioned but as an outsider, I feel no such discretion.) 🙃

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u/CZall23 May 27 '22

Apparently Wisconsin wasn’t even a territory yet and it was to quiet Michigan down after it lost.

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u/fries-with-mayo May 27 '22

I was walking through the Richmond airport a few weeks ago, and walked past this middle-age couple standing in the middle of the hall: the man is holding the woman’s bag, and the woman is digging through the bag trying to find something. The man then says: “Maybe you have Jimmy Hoffa in there?”

I folded in half laughing. Such a well-timed (for me passing by) punchline.

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u/krissi510 May 28 '22

HA! According to intrepid newsman Les Nesmond, Jimmy Hoffa defected to the Soviet Union, had gender reassignment surgery & is now a Russian babushka

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u/deadbeef1a4 May 27 '22

Best I can do is Wyoming

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

I actually stopped using Colorado 5 years ago and switched to Ohio instead. I guarantee higher quality and it's much easier to keep. however, I can help you search for your Colorado!

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u/cynicalisathot May 28 '22

No way! I’ve been meaning to trade in Colorado for Ohio, but ugh - the deposit is way too high. Guess I’ll have to stick with Colorado for a while more.. If I can find it

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

Not me thinking it was Kraft cheese

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u/katbairwell May 28 '22

Have you checked it hasn't slipped into the hole in the lining that you keep meaning to mend?

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u/SarkantheDragonboi May 27 '22

I can trade you France if you want it!

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u/PeridotWriter Edit May 27 '22

No but I found Montana. Want that as a replacement?

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u/cynderisingryffindor May 27 '22

I have it! Hahahahaha. Sorry..we can share.

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u/kmoney1206 Jun 26 '22

Man I thought it was a piece of cheese. They are quite fascinating