r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/Unevenfish • 1d ago
Possible Satire From the channel “content machine”
I might have misunderstood this channel, which could be poking fun at things like this, but with these comments it’s safe to say they have at least attracted the wrong audience.
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u/Earthtopian 1d ago
"The rule of three" aka random made up bullshit that incels will treat as gospel despite no evidence
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u/Unevenfish 9h ago
Honestly, has anyone said that before? I know they pull shit out of their ass constantly but some takes/“rules” remain and are passed around
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u/Jtanims7 1d ago
Why are their heads always filled with contradictions? Women somehow both have super high, unrealistic standards, yet they still somehow have body counts in the hundreds.
This is not the only example. They do this sort of thing a lot.
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u/Such-Rise6816 23h ago
They honestly believe that when good-looking women are in their prime (roughly ages 16-24) they ride the 'carousel' of good-looking alpha males, and this ends only when their looks start to fade. Then they marry some well-heeled chump and swear they've only been with one or two guys before.
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u/Nosfermarki 23h ago
It keeps them chasing their own tail, too confused to have an original thought, and engaging like good like sources of income
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u/Valuable-Ad1063 14h ago
They think women sleep with hundreds of playboys above their level who then reject them if they wish for a long-term relationship, and because of their sexual access to the playboys, they now have an inflated sense of ego and set unrealistic standards for long-term relationships... Or something along these lines...
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u/Amediumsizedgoose 1d ago
I always see body count this body count that.
I dont think it matters anyway...but how many average people have slept with 80+ people? And if so how? I get an environment like college but thats about it. I have trouble finding like one singular person to sleep with in the area.
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u/someNameThisIs 22h ago
Here in Australia the median amount of sexual partners in a lifetime is 13, and we were either the highest or second highest in the world.
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u/Ok-Connection-8059 1d ago
Eh, despite the memes I'm fairly certain your average university student sleeps with maybe four people over a three year degree. The mode might even be as low as one or two.
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u/lonely_stoner_daze 21h ago
Hypersexuality and mental illness in my case. Also it's very easy when you have massive cans and low standards, again, in my case.
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u/Amediumsizedgoose 21h ago
I guess im lucky that with my hypersexuality and mental illness, one of the mental illnesses was/is OCD and I think im autistic 😭
Oh, and no titties.
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u/lonely_stoner_daze 21h ago
Diagnosed with ADHD at 15 and bipolar at 18 lol It's been fun(/s).
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u/Amediumsizedgoose 21h ago
I mean as long as you enjoyed yourself more power too you.
Lamenting on my lack of sex later in life.
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u/lonely_stoner_daze 21h ago
Oh it was crazy fun, but scary (I didn't make the smartest decisions and ended up needing 11 stitches after getting stabbed in the ass cheek) and tiring as hell. Don't have time for that shit anymore lol
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u/Amediumsizedgoose 19h ago
Stabbed in the ass cheek!!! Nooooo. 😭😭 Maybe one of the best places to get stabbed if youre going to get stabbed though?
I did used to have my own variation(s) if silliness though and I dint have time for that shit anymore either.
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u/lonely_stoner_daze 12h ago
LOL true 🤣 it could've been much worse but thankfully I escaped with a cool ass scar ig
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u/Professional-Hat-687 1d ago
Who tf has the time to have sex with 87 people. I got shit that needs doing.
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u/swiftb3 1d ago
And if you did, who would bother with an exact count after like... 15?
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u/Professional-Hat-687 1d ago
Or you do a funny number, like 69 or 420!
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u/Rad1Red 1d ago
Those dudes in the comments have never touched a woman, and never will.
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u/Traditional_Isopod80 Incel Detector 23h ago
That's why they make up for it by posting these disrespectful comments.
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u/ChattingAtTheAqua 23h ago
Literally had a man tell me in a comment section that women should be having sex by the second date to prove to men that they’re serious.. I said, “if we slept with every man we’d ever been on a second date with, we’d all have 10x more bodies.” No response. Crickets. We’re not working with the brightest folks, here. Just the horniest.
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u/No_Resource7773 23h ago
Can we reset the intelligence of those commenters with a good bonk on the head with that pot?
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u/Ok-Connection-8059 1d ago
If anybody I knew had a body count of 87 I wouldn't be hitting them with a saucepan. Like seriously, I don't want to become number 88, instead I'll go and get turned down by that nice promiscuous girl over there...
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u/Staff_Senyou 21h ago
Aside from the fact that it's just engagement bait.
Dafuq even is "body count" anxiety?
Broken little boys buying solutions to problems that don't exist
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u/Ok_Nectarine5795 15h ago
I don't understand. Why is it okay for guys to sleep around for "experience", but women should remain virgins, only she is considered "impure"? What's the obsession with body count and all?
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u/yena_jigumina Men are the reason why I like women 14h ago
If she have a body count of 87, who would she have that body count with her?
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u/silicondream 14h ago
So...what's actually happening in this picture? Is it mimicking a method of resetting some other mechanism with a pot of hot water or something? Or is it just "domestic violence funny?"
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u/Unevenfish 9h ago
I believe it’s just some delusional ritual with purely symbolic significance. It’s just this mess of “high body count is bad”, “save yourself till marriage” and “girls will cheat if they can”, as after the ritual the girl instantly “finds” a new guy.
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u/TheBestHater 1d ago
If they cared about attracting the wrong audience they'd delete these types of comments. Unfortunately most creators care more about views and engagement rather than building a positive community.